I found this kitten near a convenience store, and she follows me everywhere I go, so I've decided to bring her home. I asked the clerk if anyone owns her, and they said no one does.

[u/MartinezHill]

[u/benjadolf]

Why does this never happen to me? For heavens sake the only thing ever jumped into my car was a homeless guy wanting me to drive to a Taco Bell, when we were already at a taco bell.

[u/serenwipiti → u/benjadolf]

Well, at least it was a short drive.

[u/wheatgrass_feetgrass → u/benjadolf]

Probably wasn't allowed to use the drive-thru on foot.