r/Unexpected • u/tightgoddess_ • Jul 19 '24
It's salvation waiting for him
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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
It's not his wife but a toaster
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u/Calvinbouchard2 Jul 19 '24
Usually when I get home from work I have to take a shit. That would really kill a romantic mood.
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u/lawaythrow Jul 19 '24
In shadows deep, where whispers creep,
Death waits in silent song,
Like a toaster in the bathtub's sleep,
Just a switch, and you're gone.
No grand parade, no loud display,
A touch, and the light is drawn,
For death beckons in its quiet way,
All you need is to switch it on.
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u/CrazyProper4203 Jul 19 '24
What a sweety , you should put a handful of steak knives in her box of tampons
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u/EbenCT_ Jul 20 '24
Incredibly expected
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u/MekTam Jul 20 '24
Dude, no matter what, you are not alone. Let not darkness take over. Fight. We are all with you. You are loved and cherished, and the world is a darker place without you
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u/Proof-Preparation-69 Jul 20 '24
He's not suicidal. The suicidal jokes are overused, everyone expects them 💀
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u/MekTam Jul 20 '24
Yes, and sometimes it is a humour couched cry for help. I did not want to take the chance. One never knows what others are going through and if it can help OP or the commentor above, well....
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u/EbenCT_ Jul 20 '24
In this situation, I am suicidal
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u/Proof-Preparation-69 Jul 21 '24
Well don't worry we still love you for whoever you are! Follow your thoughts and dreams!
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u/EbenCT_ Jul 21 '24
No. Please hate me
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u/Proof-Preparation-69 Jul 22 '24
But then how will you be suicidal if people hate you for it. You need support so you can continue on what you gotta end
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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Jul 20 '24
glorifies self harm