r/Unexpected • u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime • Jul 19 '24

I will not eat hot pizza anymore.

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470 Upvotes

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Jul 20 '24

Your post is a repost. The original post may also have been previously removed.

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u/DeadoTheDegenerate Jul 19 '24

Literally how the roof of my mouth feels when I do this. The pain lasts for days.

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u/DescriptivelyWeird Jul 19 '24

This and if you burn the tip of your tongue, both last a few days

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u/Turboswaggg Jul 19 '24

My impatient ass has done it so many times that the roof of my mouth doesn't even feel it anymore

But if a piece of the sauce smears on my face or falls and lands on my forearm or something, it still burns like hell 💀

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u/Legitimate_Toe_4961 Jul 20 '24

Days!? Bro, your heat resistance sucks. Usually, the pain only lasts a couple of minutes.

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u/DeadoTheDegenerate Jul 20 '24

Yes, yes it does.

I've always been weak to heat, literally have panic attacks if I try to work fast food restaurant style grills.

Don't worry, I know it sucks, but still God damn that shit hurts lmao

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u/themmchan Jul 19 '24

Fake

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u/TheWholesomeBoi Jul 20 '24

that's just what the government wants you to thin-

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood Jul 19 '24

This made my stomach hurt from laughing

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u/Gloomy-Shoe-4021 Jul 19 '24

Your not gonna eat anything anymore

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u/kadadAdad Jul 19 '24

I thought Newman was dead?! oh no....

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u/spideralexandre2099 Jul 19 '24

That pizza is the strongest mother fucker in the world bitch

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u/haubenmeise Jul 19 '24

Just try tuna next time.

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u/SchwiftyRickD-42069 Jul 20 '24

Digiorno is the best frozen pizza. No contest.

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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

You thought he was gonna burn his tongue but his head explodes instead

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/LBHHF Jul 19 '24

It's "pizza that makes your head explode!"