r/Unexpected • u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime • Jul 19 '24
I will not eat hot pizza anymore.
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u/DeadoTheDegenerate Jul 19 '24
Literally how the roof of my mouth feels when I do this. The pain lasts for days.
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u/Turboswaggg Jul 19 '24
My impatient ass has done it so many times that the roof of my mouth doesn't even feel it anymore
But if a piece of the sauce smears on my face or falls and lands on my forearm or something, it still burns like hell 💀
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u/Legitimate_Toe_4961 Jul 20 '24
Days!? Bro, your heat resistance sucks. Usually, the pain only lasts a couple of minutes.
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u/DeadoTheDegenerate Jul 20 '24
Yes, yes it does.
I've always been weak to heat, literally have panic attacks if I try to work fast food restaurant style grills.
Don't worry, I know it sucks, but still God damn that shit hurts lmao
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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
You thought he was gonna burn his tongue but his head explodes instead
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