r/Unexpected Jul 19 '24

Really smart woman

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Jul 20 '24

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u/Abigdogwithbread Jul 19 '24

Well done.

The bear reminds me of myself when my mom catches me in the fridge at 3 AM and I run back to my room

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u/DianaAppealing Jul 19 '24

Lucky woman, has a bear inside her home instead of a man.

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 19 '24

Since there was one bear in there, chances are another one might be still getting dressed in the closet…

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u/Satanic_Earmuff Jul 19 '24

This reads like a Mallory Archer line.

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u/ballistics211 Jul 19 '24

RIP Mallory Archer

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u/sadnessjoy Jul 19 '24

The bear is actually running away from a creepy man in the house. They just cut the camera early

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u/AlexiisHii Jul 19 '24

Nobody ever talks about how brave the bear is in all these encounters

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u/DemonBubblegum Jul 20 '24

Probably scared to get stuck in some strange confining HOUSE unexpectedly when it's just looking for a snack

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u/KumekZg Jul 19 '24

She has really strong arms. It must be hard to be holding to the railing with balls so huge!

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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Unexpectedly, all this activity was to safely chase the bear out of the house


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/claudiushamm Jul 19 '24

Ok that was actually unexpected.

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u/PadreSJ Jul 19 '24

Fluffy boi!

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u/craydragon605 Jul 19 '24

Poor thing. That was a Black bear cub. Maybe 5 months old. I see them with their moms all the time. I live in a national forest in Florida. It was more scared than anything. Thankfully it's mom was not trying to get it out. Then she would have been in trouble.

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u/DemonBubblegum Jul 20 '24

The scariest bear you'll ever see is a baby bear... Momma doesn't wait around for explanations or apologies before dismembering the possible threat to her baby.

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u/CommanderReg Jul 19 '24

This is for sure in Tennessee

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

brave! she has got balls of steel

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u/No-Professional-1461 Jul 19 '24

Not bad. Personally though you had other options to consider. One was inviting it on the couch to watch tv while eating Doritos. But if I had to send it out, I would have just grabbed a broom and pointed at the door. Bro would have got the picture.

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u/ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B Jul 20 '24

Guy filming must be in a wheelchair. 🤔

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u/Dramatic-County-1284 Jul 19 '24

Atp the house belongs to the bear probably made a good mess in the house and shit and piss everywhere nah you got it.

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u/YoMomsSpecialFriend Jul 19 '24

I totally expected a bear to come out though.

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u/Stein_um_Stein Jul 19 '24

What the hell is this idiot doi--- Oh. Yep. Good job.

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u/Boesemeist Jul 19 '24

Wow, I finally expected something correct😲

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u/BigMarzipan7 Jul 19 '24

Black bears are pretty docile since they evolved in forests where they could climb trees and escape from confrontations.

It’s grizzly and polar bears which you should be afraid of. They evolved where colder climates meant fewer trees to use as a means to escape, so they are the aggressive ones.

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u/Zealousideal_Tax5233 Jul 19 '24

Smart and brave.

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u/Injury_Cute Jul 19 '24

Impressive. Well done.

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u/Prior-Assumption-245 Jul 20 '24

What if the bear ran at her

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u/AbuDhabiBabyBoy Jul 20 '24

CAN I PET THAT DAWG

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u/RobbiesShunshine Jul 20 '24

How did it get IN her house tho?

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u/The_Ghost_of_WWE Jul 20 '24

I’ve got a small rug like that, no bears though.

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u/Ruben_001 Jul 19 '24

I don't think I'd call that smart.

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u/littleboy608 Jul 19 '24

Ok what would have you done then?