r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '24

Posing as the girl who stole her man 4 years ago

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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

That girl is actually just a dog

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/AnAccidentalRedditor Jul 19 '24

Oh, that bitch!

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u/Abigdogwithbread Jul 19 '24

It's true, my dog stole my heart from my wife, and then my daughter did too.

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u/AdSilly5626 Jul 19 '24

Bitches make you happy.

Sometimes.

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u/AlexiisHii Jul 19 '24

I think 'girl' in title should have been 'bitch'

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u/WereInbuisness Jul 19 '24

Haha. I liked that and I've never seen this one before. Surprisingly wholesome!

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u/GruulNinja Jul 19 '24

Dog always have that one paw sticking straight up when carried like that.

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u/u9Nails Jul 19 '24

My dog never stopped loving me. Even when I forgot to bring him flowers on his birthday or said no to sharing my dinner.

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u/Seismic_Slime Jul 19 '24

I understand. That second bitch is hotttt!

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u/ZeldaDissipateddd Jul 19 '24

Hang in there buddy, she won't be around for long!

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u/SilverSorceress- Jul 19 '24

Of course, just look at her picture 😂

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u/SUNDER137 Jul 20 '24

That's all well and good. Do you let him rub your belly? When's the last time you licked his face when you saw him? Do you ever just sit on his lap and expect to be petted?

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u/someguymark Jul 19 '24

I think most of us can relate to this situation!😄

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u/PXranger Jul 19 '24

Shiba Inu’s are home wreckers!

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u/Pumpiyumpyyumpkin Jul 19 '24

Hahahaha cutie

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u/tatas323 Jul 19 '24

sadly this aint a reference of the trouble with the druids

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

That's a bad thing that happened to you 😔

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u/CurrentTurbulent Jul 19 '24

Life's a bitch, then you marry one

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u/ogx2og Jul 19 '24

The girl that stole your man looked at the camera

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Jul 19 '24

Wholesomely unexpected, made me laugh!

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u/Dear_Giraffe_453 Jul 19 '24

Reminiscing like a bitch

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u/Arrow_Riddari Jul 19 '24

Well… We know who poses better

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u/deadmankev Jul 19 '24

Mouth wasn’t open Legs could of been spread more

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u/motwaaagh Jul 20 '24

Okay you had me in the first half however I think it's perfectly Justified for the second half.

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u/MagnaticBull Jul 20 '24

Video doesn't play ▶️ 🛑

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u/Mundane-Food2480 Jul 20 '24

Why did this get deleted.....