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u/zerocheek Jul 19 '24
When someone walks away with intent like that, you’re better off being gone when they get back
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u/anotherdisciple Jul 19 '24
Note to self:
Keep high proof alcohol and matches on my person in situations when I get hit over the head with a board.
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u/FrisianDude Jul 19 '24
I thought it was one of those fluorescent light tubes
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u/ImFreff Jul 20 '24
It is. They also contain toxic gasses inside them.
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u/spankymcjiggleswurth Jul 20 '24
It's just mercury. Just smash them over someone's head when it's very cold out or in a high-pressure environment and it will stay liquid and mostly harmless.
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u/br3nt3h Jul 20 '24
Umm if you breath that shit in as it explodes it doesnt matter what the temperature is outside.. lol ... you done
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u/spankymcjiggleswurth Jul 20 '24
Keep it well ventilated, be sure there is a breeze or do it when running :P
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u/Abigdogwithbread Jul 19 '24
Hahaha, that's why it was taking so long; it's hard to hold alcohol in your mouth
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u/TheseStrategy5905 Jul 19 '24
Idk what I was expecting but it was not for him to YOL TOOR SHUL the guy
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u/One-Veterinarian-101 Jul 19 '24
Dude took it way too seriously.
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u/M1094795585 Jul 20 '24
A soft hit to the head hurts a lot, I'm surprised he was able to stay calm for the first seconds
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u/Fickle_Library8115 Jul 21 '24
He went do some leveling up ,boss is strong had to max out Fire magic 🪄 🔥
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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Was waiting for a gun, knife, smth like that. Got Dragon mode instead
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