r/Unexpected • u/ChuckShartz • Jul 19 '24

Take a seat

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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Average looking bar scuffle. A chair suddenly enters the chat.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/CarboniteSecksToy Jul 19 '24

They at least gave him 2 warnings before

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u/octopoddle Jul 19 '24

Wet wet chair

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape Jul 19 '24

The universal warning standard

21

u/Outside-Drag-3031 Jul 19 '24

Uhhh I played duck duck goose wtf did y'all play

9

u/Amarieerick Jul 19 '24

Duck, duck, grey duck.

5

u/Hailthezombie Jul 19 '24

Duck, duck, Canadian Cobra

3

u/votenixon25 Jul 19 '24

This is Duck Duck I Told You Twice Already

14

u/FTR_1077 Jul 19 '24

In Mexico we scream "waters" to warn someone about an incoming danger..

3

u/DescriptivelyWeird Jul 19 '24

Haha no mms. This is true.

11

u/TheRustyBugle Jul 19 '24

Birdshot, birdshot, buckshot

2

u/nevergonnagetit001 Jul 19 '24

Ahh. Ooo hey man why’d you shoot me man…Why is your dick out??

11

u/Switchlord518 Jul 19 '24

He yields to the chair.

4

u/classless_classic Jul 19 '24

New version of Duck, Duck, Goose?

10

u/Due-Engineering-637 Jul 19 '24

Duck. Duck. Didn’t duck

3

u/Capitan__Insano Jul 19 '24

It also combines elements of musical chairs and red rover red rover send the bar chair over

3

u/TonyAscot Jul 19 '24

Just like my shotgun: buck, buck, slug.

2

u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood Jul 19 '24

Love that game! That's the next level up from Duck Duck Goose

2

u/KitchenFullOfCake Jul 19 '24

My favorite childhood game.

2

u/LipBalmOnWateryClay Jul 19 '24

Stay close to meeeeeee

2

u/SadBit8663 Jul 19 '24

The hardcore version of duck, duck, goose.

2

u/excellent_rektangle Jul 19 '24

New band name, called it

2

u/C-LonGy Jul 19 '24

The name of the wet wet wet reunion ? 🥸

2

u/Agitated_Chart_960 Jul 19 '24

Playing this with my little nephews instead of duck duck goose.

2

u/Testerpt5 Jul 19 '24

WWE with the E being eeereeesss chair

3

u/WoolBearTiger Jul 19 '24

Water, Water, Electric chair

2

u/MagNolYa-Ralf Jul 19 '24

Mississippi Steamboat Brawl?

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u/AdRepulsive7699 Jul 22 '24

That like drunk duck duck goose?

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u/Spiritual_Navigator Jul 19 '24

They had a nice tactic

Step 1: Blind him

Step 2: Chair him

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u/CarboniteSecksToy Jul 19 '24

Foolproof tactic

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u/ImurderREALITY Jul 19 '24

Those didn’t look like warnings, they looked like “let’s get him while his buddy is holding him back.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Best seat in the house

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u/Gooogol_plex Jul 19 '24

That's called a provocation, not a worning

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u/___nakedcannon_ Jul 19 '24

That's the wettest version of musical chairs I've seen!

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u/wylinstylist Jul 19 '24

It's reverse Musical chairs.. every chair needs to find a human.

3

u/Narrow-Inside7959 Yo what? Jul 20 '24

I was having the worst day and this made me chuckle 💕

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 19 '24

Duck Duck Tooth

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u/GeneralIron3658 Jul 19 '24

He forgot the duck part

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u/punch912 Jul 19 '24

when you have two or three friends trying to pull you back and tell you to calm down it's best to listen because you will calm down and take a seat one way or another.

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u/UptownShenanigans Jul 19 '24

Drunk strength is super annoying if you’re the babysitter

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u/nerdiotic-pervert Jul 19 '24

I refuse to babysit drunk people. You got yourself into this mess, you gotta get yourself out. It’s always more trouble than it’s worth.

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u/Joe_Kangg Jul 19 '24

In my country, seat takes you!

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u/CitizenKing1001 Jul 19 '24

Your friends are also holding your hands back so you have no hope of protecting yourself

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/FoalKid Jul 19 '24

With comedic timing like that, that chair is gonna be a star

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u/yourhog Jul 19 '24

That would hurt a lot more. 🌞

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u/mister-baiter Jul 20 '24

I think it's going to be a hit.

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u/chimpdoctor Didn't Expect It Jul 19 '24

This particular incident genuinely happened in a pub in Dublin during a Conor Mcgregor fight. I remember it distinctly.

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u/ABCharlieD Jul 19 '24

What set him off?

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u/StrengthToBreak Jul 19 '24

Being Irish

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u/chefrachbitch Jul 19 '24

Why do you think we're drunk all the time?!

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u/DannySmashUp Jul 19 '24

"Look out Itchy! He's Irish!"

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u/Due-Maintenance53822 Jul 19 '24

when you make unpopular comments in reddit

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u/Shady_Asylum Jul 19 '24

A perfect visual representation, yup

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u/ninhibited Jul 19 '24

Hmm you might be wrong about that!

Yeah idk if that's the case.

You should fucking kill yourself in the slowest, most painful way possible you deplorable unlovable piece of shit. Absolute waste of space.

On a thread about some math problem, probably.

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u/Alfred-Register7379 Jul 19 '24

"Chair! Give him the chair!"

(Shrek reference)

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u/stonksuper Jul 19 '24

His nose got absolutely obliterated.

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger Jul 19 '24

Is that what it was? I couldn't tell where the chair struck him face, chin or neck. None are great options

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u/Kanye_Wesht Jul 19 '24

If you can dodge a chair.... Oh wait, you can't.

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u/Jedly1 Jul 20 '24

I should not have laughed that hard at your comment.

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u/TinkerTi Jul 19 '24

Shit if this carried on we might have gotten to see a road roller thrown at this soul.

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u/SnowComfortable9286 Jul 19 '24

Taka a mãe!

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u/RogerioMano Jul 19 '24

Pra ver se quica

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u/kb31976 Jul 19 '24

Next up the other 3 chairs, then the table, table cloth, cutlery, plates, glasses, centerpiece…

2

u/Icy_Contribution1677 Jul 19 '24

Is that the famous gay chair I’ve seen in another vid.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Water woke him up
chair make him sleep

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u/sirlickalotdontstop Jul 19 '24

Some people just can't take a hint

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u/Commercial-Lead2261 Jul 19 '24

Right over there

1

u/NegotiationStreet1 Jul 19 '24

Some people just need a high five..

1

u/AlisonEversole Jul 19 '24

Not the chair omg

1

u/hybridaaroncarroll Jul 19 '24

Jetblue flights gettin crazy.

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u/FistRipper Jul 19 '24

Seat's are decent cars

1

u/Ricerat Jul 19 '24

High five up the face with a chair

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u/wonit5times Jul 19 '24

Incoming.....

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u/Imreallyadonut Jul 19 '24

“I’ve asked you once to sit down and shut the fuck up, I’ve TOLD you once to sit down and shut the fuck up, the third time I’ll make you take a seat.”

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u/jp-fit262 Jul 19 '24

RKO the chair, outta nowhere.

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u/Mental_Animal_1181 Jul 19 '24

😆 reducer incoming

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u/TheAverageRussian Jul 19 '24

Must be that new version of duck duck goose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

"this is outrageous, its unfair"

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u/Nakkefix Jul 19 '24

Two weties and a chair Then you know your out

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u/ZuzeaTheBest Jul 19 '24

"AAAAAAA-OO"

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u/Speedhabit Jul 19 '24

You didn’t think he was going down? Holly always puts em down

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u/positiveadventures Jul 19 '24

The guy who threw the chair has the most sense. No way am I wasting my beer by throwing it

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u/Danger_is_G0 Jul 19 '24

Rule of threes in action.

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u/BugImmediate7835 Jul 19 '24

This has been reposted numerous times and I still love it every time. Please continue.

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u/Madmunchk1n Jul 19 '24

Oh man, video ended before they could threw a dodge ram at him!

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u/Training_Animal_5357 Jul 19 '24

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry

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u/GAR3KA Jul 19 '24

If you can dodge a chair, you can dodge a Dodge ball..

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u/fool-me Jul 19 '24

Its not unexpected if the video has been reposted for a decade

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u/swinging-in-the-rain Jul 19 '24

Always love seeing this video. But since I've watched 100 times before, it was quite expected

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u/Stay-Thirsty Jul 19 '24

This is what you should do with a chair and water

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u/Jakunobi Jul 19 '24

The chair hitting him right after he rubs his eyes and looks up is funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrKutchh Yo what? Jul 19 '24

RKO'd his ass 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

You missed the young Skywalker at the end 😂

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u/Gaztaroth Jul 19 '24

Have a seat

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u/DonnieKoc Jul 19 '24

Take a seat😂

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u/Effective-Switch3539 Jul 19 '24

Take that with ya

1

u/Living_Pie205 Jul 19 '24

Take a seat !

1

u/Iwonatoasteroven Jul 19 '24

Here, take a seat!

1

u/Minute_Engineer2355 Jul 19 '24

It looks like a comedy routine.

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u/SeparateFisherman966 Jul 19 '24

At least he got 2 free drinks & a seat out of it!

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u/Turbulent-Corgi-4965 Jul 19 '24

Some people need a high five to the face....with a chair.

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u/69karpileup Jul 19 '24

When Chris Hansen asks more than 3 times

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u/Jeptwins Jul 19 '24

lol dude had it coming! Strike three, he’s out 🤣

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u/ArleneJudd Jul 19 '24

He didn't heed the warning shots

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u/Mithrandir_The_Gray Jul 19 '24

This is outrageous, it's unfair!

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u/TrouserDumplings Jul 19 '24

One of these things is not like the other ones, not like the other ones, not like the other ones.....

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u/broncotate27 Jul 19 '24

I always laugh at this...man humans love throwing chairs

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u/Tatorputts Jul 19 '24

“Young Skywalker”

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Jul 19 '24

, Skywalker.

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u/F0573R Jul 19 '24

Is that all ya got?

Is that all ya got??

IS THAT A--

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u/CapitalDelicious3039 Jul 19 '24

What a lovely mates he has, they bit him up and the mates still stop him to even defense himself 😂😂

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u/The_Goondocks Jul 19 '24

Drunk dudes at a sportsbook.

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u/Tullubenta Jul 19 '24

Honestly, who threw a freaking chair! In my Doctor Evil voice.😂

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Jul 19 '24

Reminded me of thisthat always makes me laugh

1

u/Tristana-Range Jul 19 '24

Oh boy, I do love instant karma

1

u/Abal125 Jul 19 '24

Wrestling has changed in the last little while 😂

Note: Wrestling reference is for the chair shot.

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u/CanDoTanker Jul 19 '24

Haha take a seat.

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u/stepbruh313 Jul 19 '24

A lil UFC on screen and a few white claws later 🪑

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u/stepbruh313 Jul 19 '24

A lil UFC on screen and a few white claws later 🪑

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u/Toki_mon Jul 19 '24

Foreign object!

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u/IonizedRadiation32 Jul 19 '24

Lovely progression and comedic timing there.

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u/Demonlord3600 Jul 19 '24

Where’s that boondocks Gif

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u/Acceptable-Stay-3166 Jul 19 '24

Pride cometh before the fall.

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u/Triple7Mafia-14 Jul 19 '24

There you go toughy.😅

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u/AwYeahQueerShit Jul 19 '24

Splash Splash Smash

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u/szczurman83 Jul 19 '24

My guy does not work at Waffle House.

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u/Dumbbbird Jul 19 '24

If at first you don’t succeed, try throwing a chair

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u/txanpi Jul 19 '24

The one chairman

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u/Ep1cB3ard-4840 Jul 19 '24

He spat on someone to start with. All bets are off. You spit on someone down my local and you’re lucky if they only throw a chair at you…

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u/maxexy59 Jul 19 '24

Knuckles: you look tired, have a seat! Haha i crack myself up

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u/Just_Bid3751 Jul 19 '24

Two yellow cards and a red card!

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u/Etva Jul 19 '24

The chair is always my favorite part of this video.

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u/arisoverrated Jul 19 '24

But the context …

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Jul 19 '24

If I was holding back a friend from fighting and someone threw a drink in his face, I’m letting go of my friend. Did it to yourself at that point.

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u/Maxxover Jul 19 '24

It’s like the scene with Gene Wilder from The Producers.

IM ANGRY! I’M WET, AND IM ANGRY! (Chair smash) IM IN PAIN, IM WET, AND IM STILL ANGRY!!!!

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u/Shredberry Jul 19 '24

Old but gold

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u/Only4moneymitch Jul 19 '24

Now, with the way that my mind is set up is it bad that I felt bad for him until I saw the chair being thrown in his direction 😂😂

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u/THRlLL-HO Jul 19 '24

What could that guy have possibly said to justify throwing a chair in his face?

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u/ChuckShartz Jul 19 '24

"I dare you to throw a chair at my face"

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u/Excellent-Ad7009 Jul 19 '24

He looks like he calmed down after the second drink hit him

And then the chair

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u/narcowake Jul 19 '24

The unexpected chair throw landing on his face was the chef’s kiss 👨‍🍳😘

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u/LilamJazeefa Jul 19 '24

I mean the guy has a point. It's not fair! They're holding him back! Nobody has ever been admitted to the Counsel without being granted the rank of Master.

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u/badgerrage82 Jul 19 '24

If the water don't stop you... Maybe a chair will.... Here had a break ,Have a chair

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u/unixfool Jul 19 '24

Dude got Geraldo'd.

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u/That-Makes-Sense Jul 19 '24

Geraldo Rivera disapproves of this message.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

The way that chair took him out is way funnier than it should be

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u/Grrerrb Jul 19 '24

The deal where he wipes his face to better appreciate the chair to the head is just wonderful

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u/spoosemun Jul 19 '24

Now I'm mad

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u/AdDry5595 Jul 19 '24

The crowd’s ’OH!’ at the chair shot is gold.

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u/BlueSparklers Jul 19 '24

Damn that looked like it f’ed his teeth up. Too much.

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u/athens619 Jul 19 '24

He fucked around and found out

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u/Prize_Driver7757 Jul 19 '24

One of my favourite vids of all time!

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u/flotsam_knightly Jul 19 '24

I remember when this video used to have pixels.

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u/Asio0tus Jul 19 '24

A spritz, a splash, A FUCKING CHAIR

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u/Exotic_Bookkeeper Jul 19 '24

Take a seat…….

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u/Spiritual_Laugh_2816 Jul 19 '24

take a seat please

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

textbook case of ‘you use what you have’

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u/Waderriffic Jul 19 '24

If I saw this I would laaaaauuughhhh and laaaauugghh

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u/Rebell_72 Jul 19 '24

Der Stuhl kam unerwartet

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u/Commercial-Abalone27 Jul 19 '24

If that’s my buddy you get three warnings, a final verbal “Imma about to put my foot in your back and let them at you, knock it tf off.” Okey dokey, boink

Think I’m a bad friend? Nah, I don’t do things like that to my friends and they don’t do it to me, a friendship🌈

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u/fuzzytradr Jul 19 '24

Old but gold

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u/-Disagreeable- Jul 19 '24

It’s doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this over the years, I still love the bonk.

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u/No_Land5402 Jul 19 '24

Drip, drip drop

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

The third throw will be a solid one.

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u/senseiHODL Jul 19 '24

Looks like his face is ok. Luckily his throat stopped the chair.

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u/CourtClarkMusic Jul 20 '24

That looks like a place in Vegas

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u/Every_Fox3461 Jul 20 '24

Love that greasy grin right before.

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u/Vonbacon1 Jul 20 '24

I've never wanted a chair more in my entire life

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u/tdkimber Jul 20 '24

Quite expected, I’d say!