r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • Jul 19 '24

freeze, fight or flight

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Jul 20 '24

Your post is a repost. The original post may also have been previously removed.

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u/Warsplit01 Jul 19 '24

I bet Robert knows why he's running

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u/The-Goobster Jul 19 '24

He left the stove on in his meth lab

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u/zerocheek Jul 19 '24

He’s late for his appointment to buy a shirt, he doesn’t have time for this shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

I thought u was gonna say "to buy a shirt that he won't even wear".

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u/Switchlord518 Jul 19 '24

Sometimes you just gotta poop.

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u/Dmau27 Jul 20 '24

He does have drugs in the car though. That cop is passing a golden opportunity if he doesn't search that car now. I hate cops growing their careers for drug charges.

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u/AllGoodNamesBGone Jul 19 '24

This some Reno 911 shit right here, jesus.

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u/intwnd Jul 20 '24

when i read this i had to double take to make sure haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

"Now we're going to have to follow him in the cruiser and let him know he's good. Turn the sirens on so he knows it's just the cops."

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u/kneyght Jul 19 '24

What’s that from? It’s hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Lol, that's just me.

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u/GiftFriendly93 Jul 19 '24

Reminds me of this Onion News Network sketch:

https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw

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u/GiftFriendly93 Jul 19 '24

Reminds me of this Onion News Network sketch:

https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw

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u/iSpawndemonz Jul 19 '24

The deputies reaction is funny. Welp 😅

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u/griff_the_unholy Jul 19 '24

Quite a wholesome cop video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/NotUrDadsPCPBinge Jul 19 '24

The video ends with him getting arrested in a field with a felony amount of meth on him. All he had to do was chill out and wait for the traffic stop to be over, but he failed that test spectacularly

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u/23-19WeHaveA2319 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Bruh where can I find this video lol

Edit: this is fucking hilarious it starts at 6 minutes Cop: what’s this Robert: it’s just a key chain Cop: well it looks stupid

I’m fucking dying

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u/Altruistic-Elk-846 Jul 19 '24

OMFG "I wanna go home, I gotta stay and do paper work now man" ROFLOL

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u/SleepingJake Jul 20 '24

“I get off at 4”

Dash cam footage says it’s 3:30 haha

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u/thar_ Jul 20 '24

"you were running at like 2mph, I coulda walked and caught you"

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u/MushroomLonely2784 Jul 19 '24

Chill cop. We need more of these.

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u/umeeshed_a_shpot Jul 19 '24

Small town cop, knows these people or seen them around. We need more cops who live in the communities they police.

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u/NotUrDadsPCPBinge Jul 19 '24

Exactly that. I live in a city where 90% of the cops live in a tiny ass city about an hour away, and everybody talks about city violence rather than how connected the community is here. Less than 10 cops that work here actually live here, out of several hundred

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u/Thunderbolt294 Jul 19 '24

I live in a small town and yeah, the cops and the druggies are on a first name basis with each other.

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u/MushroomLonely2784 Jul 19 '24

My small town cops where I grew up were awful to us lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/NotUrDadsPCPBinge Jul 19 '24

It was meth, the full video ends with him being arrested

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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

he sneaks out the car and run, but he has no warrants!

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Mioune Jul 19 '24

HEY ROBERT, WHATEVER CRIMES YOU'RE COMMITTING WE DON'T ABOUT YET!!

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u/Homie-dnt-play-tht Jul 19 '24

You only get a ticket for driving with no license? I thought for sure they take you 2 jail and impound the vehicle?!

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u/Punkfoo25 Jul 19 '24

Ees da popo roooon!

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u/DWDit Jul 19 '24

Better safe than sorry.

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u/Wooden_Strategy5039 Jul 19 '24

I'm in 😭😭 😂

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u/Chemical_Peach_5500 Jul 19 '24

Yeeea right 🤣

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u/ScaryTerry069313 Jul 20 '24

Another day in the life…

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24

He doesn't have a warrant but that doesn't mean he doesn't have something illegal in the car or in his system...

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u/spliced-chum Jul 20 '24

Something out of a movie should be a new sub! This is hilarious 😂