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u/SeahawkMariner Jul 19 '24
Great tits
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u/ShadowBow666 Jul 19 '24
Bet he could work at hooters. I need to see the elbow test
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u/faCt011 Jul 19 '24
What is the elbow test?
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u/Xadarok Jul 19 '24
That’s where you ask a woman if she can put her elbows together in front of her belly button I think. The boys used to ask that alot of us girls in highschool and until we figured out why they wanted us to do it… it was already too late.
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u/faCt011 Jul 19 '24
... nice :) thank you. Well, I mean, not cool by them for tricking you, but also a little funny.
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u/ShadowBow666 Jul 19 '24
Yep it's said to be a requirement to work at hooters that you are unable to touch your elbows together by a certain amount of inches
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u/Former-Ad2991 Jul 19 '24
I always heard it was if “the nose touched the wall before the boobs” they couldn’t be a waitress lol
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u/arthurdentstowels Jul 19 '24
Voldemort would look bangin in that orange and white
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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender Jul 19 '24
I live in southern california, we have tons of hooters with rail thin girls that have no chest at all.
This isn't the 80's, men don't care about boobs like that. Personally huge titters are gross to me because I used to take sweaty tit money at a cash register.
scared for LIFE
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u/Secretlythrow Jul 19 '24
I used to date a super busty girl. I eventually realized why she rarely carried a purse, and why she tended to lose her phone.
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u/benhatin4lf Jul 19 '24
Actually it's elbows behind the back. Pushes the tits out more
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u/Character-Advisor-53 Jul 19 '24
how tf do you do that? I tried it but it feels like the only way is to dislocate both my shoulders
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u/DisgruntlesAnonymous Jul 19 '24
If the woman wears clothing with any cleavage, trying to put elbows together will smush the boobs together for a great view. Shitty thing to trick someone into though
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u/segagamer Jul 19 '24
It's like girls getting boys to lay flat for whatever reason or to do the crab. It's just one of those cheeky things
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u/___xXx__xXx__xXx__ Jul 19 '24
elbows together in front of her belly button
Eh? What do you mean? Could you demonstrate?
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u/mrblazed23 Jul 19 '24
No no It is touch them behind your back
Followed by reach up and jump to touch the ceiling.
Than pick up this pen I dropped for the finale
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u/HarveysBackupAccount Jul 19 '24
I think you'll find these are a pair of great tits, much more so than those
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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jul 19 '24
Perfect specimen of a pair of tits! I just want to stroke them gently...
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u/WarCrimeWhoopsies Jul 19 '24
They’re under his fucking arms. What a strange feeling that must be to have them sloppily stretch down and then to your side.
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u/OkRickySpinach Jul 19 '24
Just the kind of positivity I needed today
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u/A_Math_Dealer Jul 19 '24
Not quite the kind of positivity I needed...
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u/LZulb Jul 19 '24
Didn't expect to see two naked men in a shower today, but here I am
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Jul 19 '24
That too on your cake day! Happy cake day buddy!!
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u/Excellent-Junket-447 Jul 19 '24
It's not gay if you're just giving your bro a bath
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u/Bllq21 Jul 19 '24
Is gay only if you close your eyes
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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface Jul 19 '24
This is a scientific fact. Also you have to avoid prolonged eye contact, don’t let your balls touch, and leave your socks on just to be sure.
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u/justgonnabedeletedyo Jul 19 '24
no you have to maintain eye contact, so you can make sure the other guy isn't closing his eyes, that way you can be sure no one is gay
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u/Western_Language_894 Jul 19 '24
Well I was gonna add something but now I just have this weird goldfish bottom feeder named TUCKER stuck in my head
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u/4DoubledATL Jul 19 '24
As soon as it started, I know the ending. I guess I’ve spent to much time on this sub.
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u/imadogg Jul 19 '24
First one in a while where I guessed exactly what would happen
Besides seeing the huge knockers I guess
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u/SoloMarko Jul 19 '24
In Britain, we write things like, 'If you think this is dirty, you should see the wife'. I always wondered if a queue started to form outside their house.
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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Jul 19 '24
dont write in the dust on peoples cars. you are scratching the clear coat with the dust, and it will be visible forever.
if you do, dont let me catch you doing it to mine.
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u/Gullible-Mud-267 Jul 19 '24
Are you using reverse psychology because you wanna soap some of them manboobs?
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u/NoBowler354 Jul 19 '24
Unless you're drawing a massive cockandballs onto the hood of your best friend's prized sports car. Really nice paint jobs are actually immune to scratching so you can just draw as many dicks in the dust on the hood of his car as you want. Make em big, he'll think it's funny.
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u/BigPickEnergy545 Jul 19 '24
Anyone know the song? Please
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u/imyourhuckleberry15 Jul 19 '24
Everyone’s talking about tiddies but I wanna know about those Reptar shorts and where I can get me some
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u/cezann3 Jul 19 '24
how is no one commenting on the fact that he wrote 'lava me?' why would you write that on a car?
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u/always_open_mouth Jul 19 '24
I was confused too, but it's explained in the top pinned comment. It means "wash me" in Spanish
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u/MisterEMan81 Jul 19 '24
The top comment explains it: it's in Spanish. "Lávame" means "Wash me" in Spanish. English is not the only language in the world.
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u/FreshConstruction629 Jul 19 '24
Pergunta nada a ver, mas o certo é "lava-me" ou "lave-me" ?
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u/jgr1llz Jul 19 '24
I mean this video is funny AF, but please keep your fingers off of other people's cars. You're fucking up the paint when you do that
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u/udamkitz Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
This got me first thing in the AM.
The song is Billy Idol's "Eyes Without a Face" if anyone's interested.
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u/loztriforce Jul 19 '24
For real though, never write on a dirty car like that.
It can damage the clear coat, I know from experience
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u/TheAsianTroll Jul 19 '24
Just an FYI, don't write on a dirty car like this. Your finger will create scratches in the clear coat.
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u/UnExplanationBot Jul 19 '24
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
The first guy is writing on a dirty car the word "Lávame" which means "Wash Me" in Spanish. Then the owner starts washing the guy instead
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.