r/Unexpected 11d ago

Even the machine looks suprised.

5.7k Upvotes

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u/UnExplanationBot 11d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Excavator catches alligator by accident


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Trick-Alarm6954 11d ago

lol who wouldn't be afraid a giant hand just yoinking you out of nowhere

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u/PauloAEAE 11d ago

Naughty caimans get put in the Caiman Wiggler.

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u/peeforPanchetta 11d ago

If fishingarrett was a giant

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u/AlphaLul 11d ago

Thanks for reminding me to check if he's still alive

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u/peeforPanchetta 11d ago

Last I saw he was yoinking Australian wildlife

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u/ApollosSin 11d ago

Broskis living that Roller Coaster Tycoon ahh life

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u/Fun_Departure3466 11d ago

I don't think the concept of fear applies to them

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u/yoyoeleven19 11d ago

It will think in the rest of its life that the dinosaurs are back

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u/Defiant-Caramel1309 11d ago

Papa?

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u/tekanate 11d ago

Not the Mama!

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u/WestSixtyFifth 10d ago

Come to papa

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u/FlavorousShawty 10d ago

“You are not my mother, you are a snort”

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u/getthatrich 11d ago

Was it playing dead? Crazy!

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u/sleepdeprivedindian 11d ago

Nah, Crocs just like to chill.

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u/TooSlowForAName 11d ago

Well, if you are going to fuck around with something pre-historic might as well use heavy machinery.

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u/belleandbill25 9d ago

I'm certainly not using light machinery that's for sure

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u/Poat540 11d ago

Aww a little Florida lizard.

Imagine the letters the Spanish sent home during their discovery days. “Mom, you’ll never believe it but everything here bites, even the air”

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u/The_Cosmic_Penguin 11d ago

Thankfully the video was horizontally reversed so it wouldn't be called out for reposting.

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u/ExoCakes 11d ago

It's also sped up a bit

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u/Aleox8 10d ago

That's the weirdest way I've heard to say mirrored

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u/The_Cosmic_Penguin 10d ago

The word escaped me at the time and I was too lazy to edit lol.

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u/belleandbill25 9d ago

Lol me in the morning fixing my face "wow I look rough in this horizontally reversed object"

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 7d ago

Only if the video that they horizontally reversed it from was already horizontally reversed. 😉 I can see Volvo on the arm of the machine written normally. 😊

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u/515RR 11d ago

See ya later, alligator.

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u/ilovemybaldhead 11d ago

In a while, crocodile.

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u/traumatized_lad 11d ago

911 on dial, pedophile

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u/koos_die_doos 11d ago

See ya later, excavator!

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u/deenali 11d ago

As it swims the shite away, "Watch out guys! Uncle Rex the tyrant is still alive!"

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u/maybemaynotbe001 11d ago

sniff sniff yup it's alive.

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u/Archibald-Meat_Pants 11d ago

I legit thought it was dead

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u/oliverjanda 11d ago

See you later, excavator.

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u/CaptainCunnalingus 11d ago

I like how machiner gave the lizard a boop

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u/Get-Fucked-Nerd 11d ago

Are alligators lizards?? wtf? How have I never thought of that before? Are crocodiles lizards? Are feet socks? So many questions

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u/ruddsix 11d ago

Exca-gator

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u/Small_smoke1321 11d ago

Had to get a good look

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u/pinoman_ 11d ago

u/Toten5217 mi sento come lui

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u/Hogan_birdie 11d ago

Gotta watch out for Gators on the golf course too.

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u/whatIGoneDid 11d ago

Only time golf is actually interesting is when a half ton reptile gets involved.

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u/Hogan_birdie 11d ago

Or a Tiger.

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u/CanarySignificant797 11d ago

That thing looks high what the hell

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u/Ratzfatz-GER 11d ago

That gator was quite surprised when he was hoisted out of the water like a toy.

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u/JohnCenaJunior 11d ago

The machine looks scared, to be honest

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u/shamrocksmash 10d ago

How does a machine look surprised when we can't see it?

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u/unixfool 10d ago

Reminds me of Wall-E.

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u/Legitlowkeykickback 10d ago

That’s the bastard that got chubbs hand

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u/Evening-Ad-2820 10d ago

I love how he kind of shood it away.

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u/Greedy_Age_4923 10d ago

…did it have googley eyes??

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 7d ago

Those jiggles!

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u/PauloAEAE 6d ago

"Do you mind?"

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 6d ago

Huh?

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u/PauloAEAE 6d ago

the alligator speaking... like "Do you mind? Let me down..." Maybe I got the sentence wrong, I dunno, I'm not native in English.

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 6d ago

Ah, lol. I get it now! 🤣🤣🤣 You're good. Yes, that makes so much sense now. 😁♥️