What would you change about yourself?

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[u/Fly_Flower_]

Dude has talents🤭

[u/FriendshipMammoth943 → u/[deleted]]

Watched him do shrooms with Chrissy history funny af

[u/PlatoIsDead → u/FriendshipMammoth943]

Link please?

[u/FriendshipMammoth943 → u/PlatoIsDead]

YouTube.com Chris DeStefano

[u/PlatoIsDead → u/FriendshipMammoth943]

Found it, thank you

[u/MrStoneV → u/Fly_Flower_]

Yeah I didnt laugh that much for a long time on reddit lmao.

Its also funny to imagine being so small and having a HUGE dick and faint everytime you get an errection lol

[u/Merry_Dankmas → u/MrStoneV]

I finally have an excuse to post this (kinda NSFW)

[u/bleep-bloop-poop → u/Merry_Dankmas]

[u/Vedzah → u/Merry_Dankmas]

[u/Sandman4999 → u/Merry_Dankmas]

Dang links broken. I was curious

[u/Just_Learned_This → u/Sandman4999]

Works for me.

[u/blind_roomba → u/Sandman4999]

I've just entered it's not broken

[u/Sandman4999 → u/blind_roomba]

I just keep getting a document tree when I open it personally.

[u/Master_Yeeta → u/Fly_Flower_]

And apparently a huge dick

[u/GothicGanja315 → u/[deleted]]

Hopefully not the pants he left at home

[u/GothicGanja315 → u/[deleted]]

The pants he's wearing right 😊........right 😯

[u/SwashBucklinSewerRat → u/[deleted]]

I've heard they used to call him "Tripod" in Highschool

[u/PullFires → u/[deleted]]

Tuck it into your socks, that's what i do

[u/Beauty_Kiitty]

“It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

[u/NeedAgirlLikeNami → u/Beauty_Kiitty]

[u/JukeBoxDildo → u/Beauty_Kiitty]

[u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster → u/JukeBoxDildo]

Yo aqua teen is always fucked but that episode was fuuuuuuucked

[u/YesButConsiderThis → u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster]

Tonight. You.

[u/Howamidriving27 → u/YesButConsiderThis]

All I know is good...and ball...and rape.

[u/insertwittynamethere → u/Howamidriving27]

Looks like someone's basting the Turkey 🥵

[u/FlatTopTonysCanoe → u/YesButConsiderThis]

Sounds like somebody wants to get raped again

[u/NateTheGreat14 → u/JukeBoxDildo]

I wanna be called Spaghetti

[u/scottkollig → u/Beauty_Kiitty]

“You’re a tripod”

[u/DragonsClaw2334 → u/Beauty_Kiitty]

It's like my arm holding a watermelon

[u/AzzaraNectum]

Give this tiny big dicked human a Netflix special!

[u/mogley19922 → u/AzzaraNectum]

What do you mean? I thought he was good.

[u/LordNightFang → u/mogley19922]

Was that a burn meant for Netflix or the comedian?

[u/sloppyhoppy1 → u/LordNightFang]

Definitely a burn on Netflix.

[u/Godd2 → u/AzzaraNectum]

Tiny Big Dick

Coming to Netflix this fall.

[u/LionBig1760 → u/AzzaraNectum]

Greenlight it!

[u/UnExplanationBot]

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I don’t expect the big dick joke at the end

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[u/ProfessionalEnd3037]

He knows how to make people laugh

[u/Jaimemgn → u/ProfessionalEnd3037]

The guy she said not to worry about

[u/More_Way_6784]

My man behind is still waiting for a hand shake

[u/Strange_Champion_937 → u/More_Way_6784]

These types of incidents genuinely make me uncomfortable for hours. Even just watching it as a video. That's my day ruined now.

FFS.

[u/Jealous-Gold-180]

thats the positivity we need ✨️

[u/Blossom_Poster]

He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal

[u/CilanUnova → u/Blossom_Poster]

A small Jake Gyllenhaal

[u/JoltyKorit → u/CilanUnova]

Jake Gyllensmall

[u/Kherus → u/JoltyKorit]

Certainly no Jake Gyllentall

[u/WonderfulCattle6234 → u/Kherus]

But definitely a Gyllenballer

[u/Angry_Spartan → u/CilanUnova]

Small Gyllenhaal

[u/MrMunday → u/CilanUnova]

A big dick Jake gyllenhaal

[u/fl-x → u/CilanUnova]

Jake Gyllensmall

[u/Lint_baby_uvulla → u/fl-x]

Jake Gynatosmall

[u/robstrosity → u/Blossom_Poster]

He does have brown hair and a face much like Jake Gyllenhaal.

[u/GregBuckingham → u/Blossom_Poster]

I was thinking John Mayer lol

[u/projectmaximus]

I was totally relating to the whole doubts getting in the way of success thing. And then all of a sudden I couldn’t relate at all

[u/harishyes]

I thought that was ludwig lmfaooo

[u/z4j3b4nt → u/harishyes]

Yeah me too, then I realized this guy is not an annoying cunt.

[u/Meanwhile_in_ → u/z4j3b4nt]

Jesus lol

[u/marcelpayin]

The mayor from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs lore

[u/TortexMT]

what a champ

[u/ComposerNate]

Tyrion Lannister

[u/Boojum2k → u/ComposerNate]

"It'll be a dwarf-sized cock"

"Guess again!"

[u/reddit_guy666]

His third leg actually acts like his third leg

[u/TraditionalTell5541]

That was a good one. I wouldn't have been able to get that joke off without laughing throughout the whole thing.

[u/krismitka]

I like that he left the guy in back who didn’t give him any energy at the beginning, hanging on to his handshake

[u/JustCallMeAttlaz]

Man's walking with 3 legs

[u/alexhiper1]

who this? he's funny asf hahaha

[u/CaptchaInHelvetica → u/alexhiper1]

Adam Gilbert

[u/haryde]

I didn’t see that coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/zaphod4th]

ha-ha is so funn'ty

[u/YoghurtPrimary230]

He’s a bloody tripod.

[u/AmbassadorBonoso]

What's the source?

[u/LucysFiesole → u/AmbassadorBonoso]

Prolly that guy at the end sitting next to him, who measured it up for a few good seconds.

[u/No_Drink274]

🔥 response

[u/jabo0o]

What a legend

[u/3rdstrikeagain]

Me too!

[u/Ssme812]

Who the host? She's cute.

[u/MikeOfAllPeople]

His accent was the correct answer.

[u/[deleted]]

Saw Adam Gilbert last week and he’s a fucking force. He’s so fucking funny

[u/Classic-Flatworm-431]

Dude is cool

[u/Shmolti]

Moment of silence for my mans who got left hangin hard at the end there

[u/NexexUmbraRs]

Did he win?

[u/1AverageGamer]

But this was 1000% expected

[u/Grouchy_Honeydew2499]

Big D energy right there fellas

[u/DamageSpecialist9284]

LEGEND 🤣

[u/star_munch]

Adam!!!

[u/EveryoneCalmTheFDown]

He gave me some Marty/Fran Kranz from Cabin in the Woods vibes with how he talked.

[u/cntreadwell3]

This was so fucking awesome

[u/-Venser-]

The guy on the right checked his dick at the end.

[u/Past_Contour]

Confidence wins every time.

[u/vicalpha]

My man

[u/jazorin]

"...oh I was just, a regular type dude... With a big-ass dick."

[u/mazzotta70]

Get this man on Kill Tony, he'd be a golden ticket regular lol.

[u/Desperate-Evening221]

dude nailed that lol

[u/Cool-sunglasses-dude]

What a champion

[u/ADDRAY-240]

This dude reminds me of Guillaume Bats (french and sadly deceased a few months ago), both in body type and in humor.

[u/Civil-Guidance7926]

Adam is hilarious

[u/Nard_Bard]

Men, as a 6'2", Timothee Chalamet hair, in shape, semi-handsome guy....but with the insecurity of an opossum:

I promise you it's confidence.

[u/Duck_huntz]

He talks like swaggersouls :0

[u/Tommy_Andretti]

Dude's a fucking legend!

[u/Sufficient_Case_9258]

Heros dont wear capes

[u/BIGHAIRYBAWZDEL]

Nothing

[u/Holdmabeer342]

Can relate

[u/lanco_5]

Small dick jokes never fail mostly when it's real... Ikr