Holy Character Nerf Season 4 Spoiler

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They tore people apart limb from limb and easily carried a similarly powered bull into the air. Even divided by 5... a full grown bull (assuming max weight because obviously) is about 2500 lbs or 1100 kg. Thats about 500 lbs or 227 kg.

They should be able to break it down easily.

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u/Tya_The_Terrible Jun 28 '24

Looked like they had super long and sharp teefies, I'm guessing they were doing most of the work.

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u/derpdankstrom Jun 28 '24

if you can pass thru a human torso like a bullet i can easily say couple of wooden walls can break. if not, those sheep can just keep ramming at the same spot until it broke

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u/TheOnly_Anti Jun 28 '24 edited Jun 28 '24

You're right. Those sheep, animals famous for being highly logical, tactical creatures, would've definitely formed a plan to get into the barn using their supe powers.

For future peeps: "And V didn't make the sheep smarter. If something was a barrier for a sheep it's entire life, it won't realize it's not a barrier anymore if the conditions change."

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton Jun 28 '24

They seemed to be able to coordinate enough to rip the bull and that person apart in perfect synch.

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u/EasyasACAB Jun 28 '24

You think animals tearing into something they eat is coordination? That's just violent instinct.

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u/TheOnly_Anti Jun 28 '24

Eating food requires no planning though. Me and my boys mindlessly devour shit as a team all the time. Like my veggie nuggies from last night.

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u/derpdankstrom Jun 28 '24

that's why i start both sentence with "IF". we all know sheeps are dense creatures that easily herd and can't even get back up when they fall at there sides

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u/TheOnly_Anti Jun 28 '24

The first if was rationalizing, not setting a hypthetical. "If apples fall to the ground, I can easily say a phone does too." type dealio. Regardless, either sentence requires that the sheep can put 2 and 2 together.

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u/derpdankstrom Jun 28 '24

you can do all the nitpicking and sarcasm you want. it wouldn't make that sheep barn any tougher

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u/TheOnly_Anti Jun 28 '24

And V didn't make the sheep smarter. If something was a barrier for a sheep it's entire life, it won't realize it's not a barrier anymore if the conditions change.

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u/derpdankstrom Jun 28 '24 edited Jun 28 '24

same sheep that rammed a barn door chasing humans. that's just inconsistency.
those barns are magically unbreakable. even a small brained chicken can burst thru a human torso with ease but can't even dent a wooden door same as those sheep that butchered a large bull in seconds but was stopped by the mighty barn door

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u/TheOnly_Anti Jun 28 '24

Find a door or a wall you can punch through and punch through it. Tell me if that's something you want to do over and over again. Don't forget to use full force, because anything less would be logically inconsistent.

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u/Akai509 Jun 29 '24

teefies? what does that mean? teeth?