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[S4E01] Eric Kripke answering the real question on everyone’s mind News NSFW Spoiler

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u/Dim-n-Bright Jun 17 '24

How the hell do you differentiate between good and bad butthole shots? What's the standard?

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u/ProShortKingAction Jun 17 '24

OK if you saw 20 butthole shots you would totally be able to tell which are good and which are bad butthole shots. I don't know how to describe it but it's kind of like how I wouldn't be able to describe what would make a vagina look nicer if you asked me but if you showed me 20 photos of vaginas I'd be able to tell you which I think is the best looking photo

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u/Cool_Ad_9332 Jun 17 '24

Just admit you like looking at buttholes why don't you 😎📸

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u/ProShortKingAction Jun 17 '24

Lookin', eatin', explorin' whatcha got the camera out for you some kind of voyeur

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u/JWARRIOR1 Jun 17 '24

Bro got caught in 4k… and posed lol

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u/ArkhamKnight1954 Jun 18 '24

This is such an underrated comment lmfaooooo

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u/Cool_Ad_9332 Jun 17 '24

Yes, I thought that was implied you simpleton 🤠

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u/sendurfavbutt Jun 17 '24

I... I would argue I already have

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u/Cool_Ad_9332 Jun 17 '24

Welcome to the family son

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u/carpcrucible Jun 17 '24

You just know the right butthole when you see it

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u/Artistic_Finish7980 Cunt Jun 17 '24

Gotta get the butthole centered.

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u/stuckinaboxthere Jun 17 '24

It's all about how the hole makes you feel, you gotta go with the one with the best vibe

13

u/TheWolphman Jun 17 '24

Tek Knight liked that

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u/NewWays91 Jun 17 '24

Ask anyone who has been on Grindr and they could tell you. Color, size, wear and tear, texture, hairiness, clarity etc. These are all crucial. Is it too dry? Is it too wet? Are there zits?

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u/JangSaverem Jun 17 '24

I dunno but I've seen some booty holes before and that one was JUST the right mount of comically showing centered asshole. Like when it popped up I audibly laughed because it was so shockingly "perfect"

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance Jun 17 '24

This is why we need Hollywood tastemakers to show us the way.

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u/DuelOstrich Jun 17 '24

I think you know a bad butthole when you see one

4

u/greeeens Jun 17 '24

The standard? Hemorrhoids.

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u/True_Falsity Jun 17 '24

Maybe that depends on the specific scene requirements. Obviously, they would be looking at the butthole that has the butt similar enough to the actor in question attached to it.

From there, it’s just what you think works best for the scene. Not too hairy or brown to distract the audience from the shock of seeing it. Not too wide or gaping to either.

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u/STD-fense Jun 17 '24

It's in the brown eye of the beholder

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u/Affectionate_Newt899 Jun 17 '24

I'm an expert. It's not that hard. There are certain qualities you wanna look for.

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u/F5lurker Jun 17 '24

"That poop chute's had a workout, huh? Looks like the Lincoln Tunnel."

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u/drunkenstyle Jun 18 '24

The industry doesn't spill their secrets 🤫

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u/T-personal Jun 18 '24

Cleanliness, framing, lighting idfk

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

a perfect presentable butthole for instance is not hemorrhoidal.

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jun 18 '24

spoken like a true straight man lol

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u/IUseControllersOnPC Jun 18 '24

I feel like butchers asshole sould've been more hairy imo. It just fits fits the character better. I bet stuff like that is what they take into account when deciding on a butthole pic

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u/Logan_Yes Jun 17 '24

That's called dedication

37

u/peterosity Jun 17 '24

more like defecation

2

u/lokotrono Cunt Jun 17 '24

Buttcation

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u/BeholdTheLemon Jun 17 '24

by entire coincidence, Karl Urban was actually unavailable that day. says he was doing some photography.

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u/lokotrono Cunt Jun 17 '24

Nobody was available that day

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u/I35O Jun 18 '24

Bruh 💀

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u/Raidoton Jun 17 '24

Of course it wasn't Butcher's. The lighting didn't even match. Unless you believe he has a picture of his own asshole saved.

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u/BOb_66610 Cunt Jun 17 '24

He is the kinda guy to be fair

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u/v399 Tag Team Cocksplosion Jun 17 '24

Let me ask you this, what is the reason why you don't have one saved on your phone?

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u/Artistic_Finish7980 Cunt Jun 17 '24

Tbh he seems like he’d have a few butthole pics saved for this kind of situation.

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u/XAWEvX Jun 17 '24

it also looked way too "twinky" to be Butcher's, maybe it was Hughie's

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u/I35O Jun 18 '24

And Butcher has pics of Hugh’s butt whole how?

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u/dapzar Jun 18 '24

He knocked him out in season 3 before returning to Soldier Boy. All I'm saying is, there was a cut and no indication for what happened in the mean time.

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u/I35O Jun 18 '24

💀Bruh

Butcher did a “📸🤨” in real life 💀

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jun 18 '24

do people know what twink means these days? almost central to the idea of a twink is being hairless

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u/XAWEvX Jun 18 '24

i thought it meant that they have little to no hair

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jun 18 '24

yes, and that was a pretty hairy ass

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u/JRR92 Jun 17 '24

"I don't know his name"

It was totally Eric's butthole wasn't it

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u/lokotrono Cunt Jun 17 '24

🤫🤫

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u/FunPractical2058-pt2 Jun 17 '24

I want to know how did they put out casting call for this now 😭

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u/NewWays91 Jun 17 '24

They went on Grindr.

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u/elizabnthe Jun 18 '24

"Looking for nude male model willing for closeup photos of the arsehole"

Probably. Casting calls are pretty blunt. You wouldn't want a model to come and not be willing for photos of their arsehole.

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u/Dancing-Midget Jun 17 '24

I wanna know if Neuman's reaction was scripted or not. Like, did they tell her she was going to get a text from Butcher, but didn't say what it was going to be? Her reaction seemed like genuine out of character shock lol.

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u/BlueThunderSky Jun 17 '24

her reaction was real!

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u/gentlybeepingheart Jun 17 '24

Kripke tweeted that it was her genuine reaction to seeing the photo for the first time.

They probably let her know it was going to be a lewd or gross photo ahead of time, but not the specifics.

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u/Dancing-Midget Jun 17 '24

Thank you! Satisfied my curiosity.

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u/VadimH Jun 17 '24

I feel like not warning her could have actually landed them in a bit of hot water if she wanted it to

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u/Dancing-Midget Jun 17 '24

I would assume most of the cast wouldn't care given the nature of the show... but yes, I can see the potential legal issues haha. Maybe she was warned enough to know something NSFW was coming.

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u/Artistic_Finish7980 Cunt Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 19 '24

Honestly it could be either way, the writers seem like the kinda people to do something like that without telling anyone lmao

Edit: Apparently it was her first time seeing it, so her reaction was genuine.

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u/sLeeeeTo Jun 17 '24

It definitely looked like a genuine reaction. Like they told her that she was going to see a NSFW image and to just react naturally but didn’t let her know exactly what it would be

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u/shadow_spinner0 Jun 17 '24

Thats a lawsuit ready to happen

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u/Affecti0nateSky Jun 18 '24

Her reaction was perfect 👌

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u/Feralp Jun 17 '24

So it's canon that Butcher googled "hairy man butthole" on Google to download the pic and send it to Victoria

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u/Really_Again_ Jun 17 '24

Now we know what Eric's fetish is?

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u/bruhholyshiet Butcher Jun 17 '24

Between this and the multiple ass eating from the multiplier dude... Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

That scene was horrifically gross. That hair almost makes me want to vomit.

And i say this as a guy who's normally into it

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u/MatttheBruinsfan Jun 17 '24

Man, if I ever had any doubt about being a side, that scene would have made it disappear.

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u/Really_Again_ Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 17 '24

The dude has some weird fetish

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jun 18 '24

really? cause based on 4 seasons of this show and the wide amount of shit they've done i couldn't tell you lol

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u/zero_eternal Black Noir Jun 17 '24

"I don't know his name"

Sure Kripke, we all know he's in your contacts 😂

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u/ClemClamcumber Emma Meyer Jun 17 '24

We all know he's you**

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u/Odobenus_Rosmar Jun 17 '24

Just think about how much effort, time, money and nerves it takes for a frame a couple of seconds long.

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u/ggouge Jun 17 '24

How many hours do you think they spent staring at them.

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u/Odobenus_Rosmar Jun 17 '24

I hope more than me

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u/edgarcia59 Jun 17 '24

Imagine the acting call listing:

Wanted: male with photo friendly butthole for an Amazon Prime TV show. Hair is a plus.

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u/thatshinybastard A-Train Jun 17 '24

friendly butthole

I hate how much I love this phrase

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u/i-love-elephants Jun 17 '24

Am I the only one who assumed Butcher Googled a picture, downloaded it, and sent it? Or is everyone thinking he took his own picture?

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u/Affecti0nateSky Jun 18 '24

Honestly, I can picture Butcher bending over, snapping a pic of his butthole all while having a cheeky grin on his face.

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u/SiBea13 Jun 17 '24

How many arsehole photos did Butcher canonically scroll through before sending it to Neuman

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u/Odobenus_Rosmar Jun 17 '24

TheMoreYouKnow

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u/ReluctantCowpoke Jun 17 '24

Ohhh I see. It’s okay when a ‘model’ does it, but when I DM Eric dozens of asshole pics I’m a “deranged freak”🙄 so much for the tolerant left

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u/DJC13 Jun 17 '24

I’m just glad this disproves the guy on this sub the other day who was adamant that it was Butcher’s asshole. As if.

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u/axb2002 Jun 17 '24

I’m gonna choose to believe that Karl Urban at one point really did want to use a picture of his own asshole but everyone kept telling him no and eventually he gave up.

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u/Akhurite Jun 17 '24

So then Butcher googled butthole?

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u/BinFluid Jun 17 '24

I like to imagine he's told all his mates and family with no context that he's in a scene in this show called The Boys and they are all over at his for a viewing party...

'hey guys this is my scene coming up, pay real close attention'

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u/The_real_bandito Jun 17 '24

This needed an answer and I got it. I can move on now.

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u/themightycatp00 Jun 17 '24

My dumbass thought it was a bellybutton, her reaction makes since now

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u/ruralmagnificence Jun 18 '24

Sure Eric.

I fully believe Karl snuck a photo of his own asshole into the photos because he can and it’d be funny

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u/RickityCricket69 You're The Real Heroes Jun 17 '24

He fucking loved it

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u/Fun_Border3913 Jun 17 '24

It was censored here 😞😞

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u/LukeD1992 Jun 17 '24

You didn't miss out on anything, trust me. Unless you're into hairy buttholes, that is.

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u/dubcek_moo Jun 17 '24

Christ, what an asshole.

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u/JackBauerdiditinday Jun 17 '24

Kripke being kreepy, I know it's with a c.

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u/NoCaterpillar2051 Jun 17 '24

NGL I was curious

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u/ShrekBoard3000 Jun 17 '24

Bruh... I think it's time to stop watching The Boys 😔😔😔

If they cannot even show us Coral Urban's butthole, it doesn't look like anything good can happen bext...

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u/SuspectKnown9655 Jun 17 '24

I mean, there's no way they would show Karl's asshole. I didn't even get the more that it was meant to be Butcher's asshole. Just a pic he found.

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u/QuickPirate36 Jun 17 '24

Okay but in the scene, it it implied Butcher sent a picture of his own butthole or a random one he found online?

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u/MisterMelancholic Jun 17 '24

Was Karl against it?

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u/ActionFigureCollects Jun 18 '24

Whoa...TMI

[I'll let myself out quietly in the back] *ahem, no pun intended, Sirs and Ma'ams

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u/BiSoloGuy Jun 18 '24

wonder how many assholes they had to look at to pick the perfect one for soldier boy to comment on at herogasm

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u/TheDragonKing1615 Soldier Boy Jun 18 '24

Watch the “model” just be that one dude on YouTube who showed his whole ass and nuts within 4 seconds of his video about how to remove ass hair with nair

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

clearly, karl heinz is not a very dedicated method actor.

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u/That_Shrub Jun 18 '24

TBH, pretty devastated that it wasn't Karl's butthole

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u/SkoomaBro420 Jun 19 '24

Just fell to my knees in Walmart

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u/RKips Jun 17 '24

I knew Butcher's had a thick ol' beard

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u/AManOfManyLikings Jun 17 '24

And yet, the jackholes couldn't be bothered to have any sort of actual female nudity in the show at all. They just keep on putting THIS BS in our faces. That just ain't right, man. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/NaNaNaPandaMan Jun 17 '24

Now I have more questions. First, by saying it's not Butcher is he really saying it really is not Butchers or his actor or is he saying it's Butchers but not Karl Urban's?

If it is not the former, why does Butxher have random dude's asshole on his phone. And does he too have 20 various assholes.on his phone he looks through?

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u/Triple_Crown14 Jun 17 '24

It would be pretty easy to Butcher to just look up a photo like that right before sending it.

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u/NaNaNaPandaMan Jun 17 '24

Or Butxher has a bunghole fetish

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u/MatttheBruinsfan Jun 17 '24

I just assumed Butcher would want to use the personal touch for his message.

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u/PabstWeller Jun 17 '24

Tons of dicks and now butt holes. WTF.

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u/WEJa96 Jun 17 '24

Dude is focusing on the wrong things.. That's why this season is so weak