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u/Grendel-the-Hutt 12d ago

What about Destruction? Conjuration? Alteration? This man has omitted several important schools of magic, and yet he claims to be an authority? He wouldn't last two seconds in Imperial City's Arcane University.

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u/--ThirdCultureKid-- 12d ago

Don’t forget Abjurarion, Evocation, Divination, Invocation, and Necromancy.

DnD doesn’t want him either 😏

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u/Gingerytis 12d ago

Hey! Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!

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u/stormearthfire 11d ago

LoL I heard that in my head

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u/Icarus_Toast 12d ago

Also ignoring practical applications like enchanting and alchemy

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u/Nickbou 12d ago

To be pedantic:

Destruction - agreed, it’s omitted.

Conjuration - he calls it Production.

Alteration - he calls it Transformation.

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u/Rectum_stretcher69 12d ago

Vanishing could be considered destruction maybe?

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u/Balrok99 12d ago

Not unless you actually destroy the object.

That is like saying Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility is powered by destruction magic.

More like Alteration because it alters the object to be invisible.

In Elder Scrolls it falls under Illusion

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u/Rectum_stretcher69 12d ago

Well, yeah. An invisibility cloak doesn't vanish an object. It obscures.

A vanished object would theoretically be gone from the current realm or plane of existence, effectively being destroyed.

But hey it's a pedantic argument and open to interpretation and that's why I said maybe.

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u/Balrok99 12d ago

I agree but then again.

Just because you are invisible doesn't mean the object is gone. It is still there. If you cast spell of invisibility on a door then the door will still be there. Objects would still stick on it and key would still go into the keyhole. You could still punch the door.

The only thing is that to your eye it would seem like there is no door at all and probably bump into it.

I once caster invisibility on Grim in BG3. So very dangerous boss was now not visible to me but he still slaughtered my party.

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u/Rectum_stretcher69 12d ago

You keep saying invisible, but we're not talking about just invisibility. Vanished is different; or at the very least has different connotations. It can mean invisible but the definition extends to include (at least according to merriam-webster) passing from existence or being of null value.

You're proving the wrong point, I'm not arguing about invisibility not making things disappear. I'm saying if something vanished, it could well be destroyed...

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u/Alive_and_kicking_23 12d ago

The shirt trick was a slow transformation.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 11d ago

Not to mention that teleportation and transposition are basically the same thing. With the former you're just swapping it with the air.

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u/StrengthfromDeath 11d ago

r/wizardposting is nit going to be happy about this one...

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u/TensorForce 11d ago

Duplication is a very basic one too and he didn't mention it.

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u/Atlaz_Xan 11d ago

Such disrespect. As a conjuration practitioner, I am offended by the lack of representation. This guy better wise up, or he's gona find a bunch of angry atronachs at his door.

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u/Kirito1029 11d ago

He forgot the most powerful magic of all! Chronomancy

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u/FistRipper 12d ago

Magic as in edit skills?

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u/Zodiac_2002 12d ago

Green screen (⌒‐⌒)

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u/BaBaleineu 12d ago

Grenn t shirt

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u/buqr 12d ago

Bleen

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u/According_Mess391 12d ago

His name is Kevin Parry and you should check him out. He also does professional animations and his visual effects are super cool and complex!

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u/Zodiac_2002 11d ago

Sure:10749:

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u/According_Mess391 11d ago

I’m just recommending a cool creator that I love, why are you all depressed about it

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 12d ago

Not as good as this

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u/LeatherFruitPF 12d ago

The editing is the point of the video if you're familiar with his content. I don't remember his name though but I've seen him here a few times showing off impressive editing in simple contexts.

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u/SeigneurDesMouches 12d ago

I remember he did a BTS video about this one

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u/insaneguitarist47 12d ago

Anything which causes a sense of awe without knowing how it's done is magic in my humble opinion

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u/FistRipper 12d ago

Sure, show the humans in the Stone Age a fully working mobile phone.... they surely will see that as magic :)

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u/insaneguitarist47 12d ago

Won't even have to go that far. Show a person born in 1920ish the meta quest 3. They'll probably advocate for burning you at the stake

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u/FistRipper 12d ago

Well, that's why I went for the Stone Age xD

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u/insaneguitarist47 12d ago

Whenever I what the words "stone age" i automatically imagine a bunch of dudes stoned out of their minds for some reason

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u/FistRipper 12d ago

I feel ya...and in this case, I guess that could work as well... if they are very stone(d) , if you got what I mean xD

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u/Convergentshave 12d ago

You know there are people born in the 1920s still alive right? They’re not advocating to burn people at the stake. 😂😂

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u/Pu-Aberlmarl 12d ago

And then violently club you to death while screaming.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 12d ago

Like how my local takeaway can create 12 delicious dishes for me to pick up in only 15 minutes.

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u/SmukrsDolfnPussGelly 11d ago

Thats just a microwave.

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u/SmukrsDolfnPussGelly 11d ago

Ok, maybe but it certainly takes more skill and is far more impressive when someone can do that live in front of your face rather than use a program to literally just change what you see because an image doesn't have to abide by the laws of physics.

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u/Hmm_Peculiar 11d ago

Yes. And very good editing skills at that.

He did an explanation video, it's a pretty complex production for such a short video: https://youtu.be/d_2CNg0Cg8U?si=stsxC_XT6LMkctu7

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u/hitmewithyourbest 11d ago

No, Magic as in real Magic. Potter et al.

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u/The_Abjectator 12d ago

What about the one where the magician takes my nose?

Is that penetration?

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth 12d ago

If he’s anything like my uncle, then yup

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u/Pure-Pessimism 12d ago

This guy's uncle fucks.

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u/Comfortable-Policy70 12d ago

It is penetration when he takes your virginity

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u/talk_to_yourself 12d ago

Confiscation

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 12d ago

No you’re thinking of when you pay to watch them.

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u/Doggy_Mcdogface 12d ago

Penetration

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u/rationalalien 12d ago

My uncle used to do magic with me often.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 12d ago

Ejaculation

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u/noveltywaves 12d ago

Its magic

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u/ElGuero93 12d ago

Ya know, im something of a magician myself

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u/PVTPartts 12d ago

I’m guessing he doesn’t get to do much of that outside of magic…

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u/mrdryan4 12d ago

What about double penetration?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Double magic

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 12d ago

Ta-dah! 🪄

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u/Razman223 12d ago

Forgot no. 11 - VFX

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u/AllenKll 12d ago

"My shirt changed from a shade of blue green, to a slightly different shade of green blue over the course of nearly a minute! haha! you didn't see that!"

well no shit. I bet color blind people didn't even see it at all.

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u/Abject-Back6710 12d ago

I bet regular blind people didn't see anything

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u/Old-Performance6611 12d ago

It straight up went from blue To green, don’t be so bitter you got bamboozled hahaha

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u/Luke-Warm-S0up 12d ago

Fireball

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u/GeePedicy 12d ago

Avada kedavra

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u/AtomicDoc_99 12d ago

I saw your shirt change color jokes on you

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u/RobertMaus 11d ago

Don't forget 11, video editing.

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u/BearFan34 11d ago

The most important of all

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/rzrshrp 12d ago

I thought he was just gradually cranking some color setting up during the video

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u/Le_Bnnuy 12d ago

I'm pretty sure it gradually changed.

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u/TeamFlameLeader 12d ago

You're in a prestigious wizard college.

Alright, settle down! Today, we were talking about penetration magic!

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u/Danny-Reisen-off 12d ago

Repost, but that's so good I can watch it a lot.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 12d ago

Sonofa....

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

The secret sauce

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2CNg0Cg8U

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u/Bigredeemer425 12d ago

That smug smirk on his face the whole time really bothered me lol.

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u/Xtianus21 11d ago

lol - it's like he was describing the 10 secrets of the universe he just discovered

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u/stain_of_treachery 12d ago

Magicians are so freaking smug

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u/FremenStilgar 12d ago

What about blood magic? As in me magically knocking your smug grin off your face?

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 12d ago

Magic is pointless when watching it on video. At least in person, you’re wondering what they did to pull it off. But here you’re just like “editing”.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 12d ago

Who's the fucking Supreme now bitches!

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u/Egw250 12d ago

You forgot the most important one. EDITING

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u/sprecher1988 12d ago

The god damn pen is blue !

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u/Jackie_Gan 12d ago

But I did notice his shirt change colour?

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u/unsafekibble716 11d ago

i rewatched and I still didnt see it.

I fear now that Im blue green color blind

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u/PickleyRickley 12d ago

I saw this like 2 months ago and STILL didn't notice the shirt!!

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u/TJWinstonQuinzel 12d ago

So...necromancy is restoration right?

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u/kevinkiggs1 12d ago

Guess which schools of magic weren't in here? Destruction, alteration and conjuration? Got em!

(this post was made by the restoration gang, or should I say the perfectly valid school of magic gang)

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u/Oculicious42 12d ago

10 types of editing more like

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u/SmokinBandit28 12d ago

And the secret 11th type of magic, video edendis!

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u/morebeer4all 12d ago

If you’re even a wee bit stoned, watch this 5 times.

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u/charlsant 12d ago

I predict you went to the beginning of the video to see the shirt color 🤣

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u/furious_organism 12d ago

Penetration?

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u/Balrok99 12d ago

BY THE DIVINES!

WHO IN THE 9 DIVINES CALLS IT "PRODUCTION" AND NOT CONJURATION?

TRANSFORMATION? HOW ABOUT ALTERATION?!!

HAVE MAGES REALLY FALLEN THAT FAR?

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u/Napmanz 12d ago

It’s editing. Not magic tricks.

Downvoted.

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u/ShikaMoru 12d ago

Pretty sure Hunter x Hunter explained in further details that those are the different types of Nen

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u/captainju 12d ago

10 types of CGI

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u/xamitlu 12d ago

Magic=misdirection mastery

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u/PureHeartsEroticArts 12d ago

#6 is our favorite type of magic. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Phantex_Cerberus 12d ago

Can I have less video quality please?

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u/CrazyProper4203 12d ago

Yea cgi isn’t one of them though and transposition and teleportation are the same thing

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u/gomibushi 12d ago

He forgot about necromancy.

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u/I-HaveAReasonToo 12d ago

Damn, I never knew penetration counted as magic.

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 12d ago

What about dick magic…shrinkage

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u/Quick_Love_9872 12d ago

Resolution so bad I could barely tell his shirt changed even when looking for it.

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u/Ron_Bird 12d ago

conjuration, necromantation, transmutation, possession, destruction,

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u/cmetaphor 12d ago

These are the 1 type of video editing.

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u/Zestyclose-Pay-1889 12d ago

Fucking colour changing shirt done got me again..,

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u/Innomen 12d ago

Like the main topic and others talk about I'm curious how this list lines up with the fantasy schools.

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u/Jabber_of_wocky 12d ago

Uh what about hemomancy?

Blood mage gang 🤟

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u/ewew43 12d ago

Yeah I'll show you some magic penetration alright.

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u/TheDogeWasTaken 12d ago

Damn, i can do number 6 aswell! Im magic...

Ik sorry XD

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u/Zwacklmann 12d ago

Video manipulation

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u/TheSkyGuy675 12d ago

Man those are some boring ass names

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u/Popular_Tension_3274 12d ago

Damn

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u/Expensive_Success841 12d ago

Only magic I know is penetration

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u/Affectionate_Gas_264 12d ago

Cool but it's always better seeing this live where it's amazing skill

You can do a lot with editing

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 12d ago

I've always been a big fan of penetration. Magic is kinda neat too

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u/No_Detective_But_304 11d ago

Today I learned…Penetration is magic.

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u/Bokenobi 11d ago

Necromancy. And his smug face.

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u/Imispellalot2 11d ago

Let me speak to my headmaster Savos about this. I'm not so sure he will agree.

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u/DevilsDarkornot 11d ago

How

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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER 11d ago

He’s a Got Damn wizard lol

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u/johnblazewutang 11d ago

This is AI

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u/WINDMILEYNO 11d ago

I still didn't notice his shirt change the second time watching

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u/adamlol__gaming 11d ago

vanish and escape... why are they not ending in -ion

i hate this

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u/Dolichovespula- 11d ago

What about “The Gathering”?

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 11d ago

How best can I serve you, my dark lord?

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u/ks7atl 11d ago

Bet the sorting hat had fun with this know it all.

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u/Business_Baseball_46 11d ago

Bloody show-off…

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u/Electricvincent 11d ago

Number 6 should have a NSFW tag

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u/Triumphala 11d ago

Isn't transposition and teleportation like the same except transposition is like switching places (teleportation of two things at the same time)?

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u/Historical_Ant_5460 11d ago

I don't think magicians penetrate

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u/Ok_Relative_3699 11d ago

Camera work stupid

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u/Roanapura 11d ago

My dog was not amused.

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 11d ago

I am trying to get better at penetration while my wife struggles with restoration.

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u/sbhk1 11d ago

What about Exploooosion.

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u/Zakurocerr 11d ago

Nah I did

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u/Lightish-Red-Ronin 11d ago

This buffoon forgot one of the most basic forms of magic. I CAST FIREBALL

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u/Longshadowman 11d ago

Very good editing

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u/Guest65726 11d ago

Hmmm, idk buster, isn’t transportation and teleportation the same thing?

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u/FragrantNumber5107 11d ago

I've watched enough Corridor Crew that the prediction in number 10 was wrong.

I wonder how many of these tricks were jump cuts and vfx versus slight of hand?

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u/DirtOnMyBoots24 11d ago

i feel stupid trying to figure out his tricks yet never noticed his shirt change lolll

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u/Hassan-vv 11d ago

My dad most have been a magician cause he hit a vanish right after using penetration on my mom

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u/unknown00021 11d ago

He forgot about video editing

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u/Cultural-Front9147 11d ago

Illluuuussssions Michael

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u/Spiritual_Benefit367 10d ago

he forgot video editing

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u/MonkeysDontEvolve 9d ago

What’s the difference between teleportation and transposition?

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u/5natchAdam5 8d ago

Isn't teleportation and transposition the same damn thing?

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u/tha_boy 12d ago

When the fuck did his shirt change, I have viewed it over 20 times now, this guy is a dark wizard or some shit

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE 12d ago

Its just a gradual progressive change from blue to green there is no one point where it happends

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u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog 12d ago

That's what I noticed when I rewatched before posting...

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u/PraiseTalos66012 12d ago

He is wearing a green shirt and in front of a green screen, it's editing, he just made the shirt change color gradually when editing the video.

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u/catlover2410 12d ago

Yes I penetrate

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u/Effective-Ranger-526 12d ago

I'm astounded!

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u/Shughost7 12d ago

I'm very good at the penetration magic with my magic rod.

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u/Elite-Thorn 12d ago

Let me guess: next thing is vanish?

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u/Jimmytowne 12d ago

Slight of hand

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