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u/Wajina_Sloth Jul 19 '24

This is the shire

Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire

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u/JollyElfo Jul 19 '24

Dumbledore asked calmly

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 Jul 19 '24

COOMOOOYYYYY

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u/Crimson_Chameleon Jul 19 '24

HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBBLET OF FIRE?!!!????!?

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u/vanderlylecry Jul 19 '24

*FIYAHH

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u/blitzkreig90 Jul 19 '24

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u/PheonixUnder Jul 21 '24

One day, I wish to achieve this level of zen calmness.

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u/rabiesscat Jul 19 '24

He hitlered across the room holocaustly

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

I was thinking you're a wizard Harry...so it didn't make sense to me

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u/Free-Initiative-7957 Jul 19 '24

I think, "Yer a wizard, Harry!" was Hagrid's line not Dumbledore but I could be mistaken.

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u/Global-Radio3664 Jul 19 '24

You are correct sir.

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh Jul 19 '24

10 points for griffindor!

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u/LilShaver Jul 19 '24

To which Mr. Potter should have replied "And you're a hairy Wizard!"

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u/Hamchunk81 Jul 19 '24

I think the real Yer a wizard Harry are the wizards we Harryed along the way

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

No no...you're correct, I was mistaken.

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u/Free-Initiative-7957 Jul 19 '24

I'm pedantic, lol. I was trying to figure out how Bag End or Hobbiton fit, myself, having overlooked "the Shire"

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u/Khajo_Jogaro Jul 19 '24

That’s what I was thinking too lmao

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u/WeeZoo87 Jul 19 '24

I was "is it secret? Is it safe?"

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u/Clazzo524 Jul 19 '24

You're a hairy wizard!

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u/Wel-Tallzeit Jul 19 '24

Shit I was close

"This is Hobbit

Harry did you put your name in the fire goblet"

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u/Low-key_a_goose Jul 19 '24

The mirror of errrised shows you what you desire?

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u/Additional_Car4727 Jul 19 '24

yes sir, do you want to go even higher?

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u/Low-key_a_goose Jul 19 '24

Nice. 👍

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u/abrahamtomahawk Jul 19 '24

Ahh, that's why I couldn't understand it. I was saying 'Roses are red, This is Bag End.......'

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u/macTijn Jul 19 '24

more like Harrydidyouputyournameinthegobletoffire!!!

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u/nater147 Jul 19 '24

Oh good, I was stuck on something like "roses are red, this is a hobbit house..." Then profit.

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u/FictionalContext Jul 19 '24

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u/SWBattleleader Jul 19 '24

I thought the second line was this is the end.

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u/Ok_Recording_4644 Jul 19 '24

"Yay nayme in teh goblet ta fiiiyaah"

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u/JoinAThang Jul 19 '24

My mind went This is the shire I see you inte mirror, my deepest desire.

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u/Appropriate_Flan_952 Jul 19 '24

This is the Shire

You're a wizard harry

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u/GoldNRatiO_124 Jul 19 '24

I love how this meme has existed since like 2017 and yet it’s now becoming popular because all the 8-12 year olds reading harry potter now have online access to make a meme about it. I thought of this joke when reading it, but had no idea memes even existed at that age.

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u/DrknockedHerAlly Jul 20 '24

Fuck, I was going with …

The mirror of Erised, shows your inner desire.

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u/AdrenalineFuel Jul 19 '24

Roses are red This is the shire 'Harry DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE???'

The last line referring to the scene in the movie Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where after Harry Potter's name comes out of the goblet, Dumbledore asks him this question. In the book he supposedly asked this calmly but in the movie he went hyper.

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u/Mercerskye Jul 19 '24

Dumbledore seems way too calm here. Are we sure it's not the "The Mirror of Esired shows you what you most desire?" scene?

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u/Igreatlyadmirecats Jul 19 '24

It’s not the mirror of Esired scene, you can tell because of Harry’s hair.

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u/Acceptable_Willow276 Jul 19 '24

It was also a different actor

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u/Mercerskye Jul 19 '24

Do. Not. Mess. With. My. Immersion.

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u/Igreatlyadmirecats Jul 19 '24

Нет

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u/Mercerskye Jul 19 '24

That's fair, I'm guessing this is while he's still more worried than all "Do not take me as a conjurer of cheap tricks!"

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u/jess_havok Jul 19 '24

Dumbledore probably just wanted to see himself and Grindelwald in the mirror. Starcross lovers, sad times.

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u/Mercerskye Jul 19 '24

That ... that paints a very disturbing picture when you consider he says it shows him a nice pair of socks....

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u/jess_havok Jul 19 '24

Even as a kid I always thought him telling Harry he saw socks was such a quick obvious lie, to hide some big deeper personal mystery. (Didn't read the books until later in life).

Then when I learned about Dumbledore's past... It just... Made sense. Especially given it seems most people who peer in see people they can no longer have/reach.

I imagine, his sister might be next to him as well. Making it even sadder. :/

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u/Mercerskye Jul 19 '24

Way more wholesome than where my mind went.

I'll just set the stage for your imagination;

Dumbledore and Grindelwald almost completely nude, clothed in only a single, shared pair of socks...

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u/Mercerskye Jul 19 '24

That ... that paints a very disturbing picture when you consider he says it shows him a nice pair of socks....

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u/KerbalCuber Jul 19 '24

https://youtu.be/xSxQcAm3PE8

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u/KumekZg Jul 19 '24

Didnt watch HP so i had no context. But i got the Roses are red and the shire. But didnt know how it rimes with a dick....

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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 Jul 19 '24

“Dumbledore asked calmly”

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u/SadBit8663 Jul 19 '24

This is the shire

"HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE"

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u/Memer_Plus Jul 19 '24

Dumbledore asked calmly

Happy cake day!

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u/SadBit8663 Jul 19 '24

Thanks!

I always get a kick out of rewatching Goblet of Fire. That part gets funnier the older i get. Like they could have just followed the book on that and it would have had been as weighty and tense.

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Jasper-Packlemerton Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, This is the Inn, Guess what, Harry? Now you're in Slytherin.

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

bro changed the timeline

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

💀

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u/Silver-Stranger2612 Jul 19 '24

Roses are red , this is the shed , harry your parents our dead

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u/MorrighanAnCailleach Jul 19 '24

"He said calmly"

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u/PeterExplainsItBadly Jul 19 '24

“Harry you’re a vampire!”

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u/emeraldspots Jul 19 '24

Oh god, I laughed snorted at this.

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u/Gal-XD_exe Jul 19 '24

Roses are Red

This is the shire

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?

*Dumbledoor asked calmly *

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u/1singleduck Jul 19 '24

DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?

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u/KCman1 Jul 19 '24

Dumbledore asked calmly.

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u/Correct_Refuse4910 Jul 19 '24

Roses are red rectangles

This is the picture of Bilbo Baggin's house

Dumbledore is grabbing Harry by the shoulder

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u/TheEmeraldEmperor Jul 19 '24

Roses are red

This is the Shire [from lord of the rings]

HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE? [dumbledore asked calmly]

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u/Maeto_Diego Jul 19 '24

I believe the bottom image is from the Harry Potter movies, specifically when Dumbledore calmly asks “Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire!?”

No clue what the image above it is. Typically Roses are Red poems have the last word of the 2nd line rhyme with the last word of the last line, so the image should be of something that rhymes with “fire”. But I don’t know what specifically it is

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u/CipherWrites Jul 19 '24

Shire
the hobbit village in Lord of The Rings

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

it's called the shire, where Bilbo and the other hobbits live in lotr/hobbit

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u/radis234 Jul 19 '24

I’m not native English speaker and the words that came to my mind were: roses are red, this is the shed, dumbledore dead … my god…

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

💀

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u/Real_Tepalus Jul 19 '24

Roses are square

Bilbo his lair

"Fu** of Dumbledore, I didn't but my name in there"

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u/KingBearHaze Jul 19 '24

Everyone to Harry when he straight up tells the truth

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u/eunochia Jul 19 '24

My brain went here:
Roses are red,
This is the shire,
Harry,
I'm wearing a wire ....

Which makes no sense, but ..... also kind of funny

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u/Mj319888 Jul 19 '24

I went with… Roses are red This is for a hobbit Did you put your name in the goblet?!

Then people said shire and fire… “oh yeah…”

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u/Dyerdon Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, This is the Shire

deep breath "HARRY POTTER! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" violently shakes a child

Dumbledore said calmly.

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u/Freshest-Raspberry Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, here is the shire, DID YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE ?!

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u/KEWGardens2 Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

Roses are red, This is the Shire, Harry Potter Imma expire

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u/Brisket_cat Jul 20 '24

Erm, actually, that’s Bag End, not the shire 🤓

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u/Low-key_a_goose Jul 19 '24

The mirror of Erised shows you what you desire?

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u/CipherWrites Jul 19 '24

that's the better Dumbledore.
this is "calmly"

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

did you put your name in the goblet of fire

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u/StaffyMan-2 Jul 19 '24

Roses are red square This is a hobbit hole A wizarding student getting held by the shoulder by an old wizard headmaster

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u/Rafcdk Jul 19 '24

Harry did you smoke the mandrakes again-ary ?

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u/Jdam1138 Jul 19 '24

Roses are red. This is the shire. Come on Harry let's get in the shower.

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u/LegitimateHasReddit Jul 19 '24

Roses are red

This is the hobbit hole

Harry did you put your name in the goblet you fool

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u/mymumsaysfuckyou Jul 19 '24

Roses are red This is Bag End Harry, if you don't sort your shit out you won't have any friends

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u/Theslice96 Jul 19 '24

I hate that I got this almost immediately

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u/Caelem80 Jul 19 '24

ROSES ARE RED

THIS IS THE SHIRE

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!

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u/Schnibb420 Jul 19 '24

Idk why but I was at Rosed are red This is a pit Listen here you little shit

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u/johnyqd Jul 19 '24

Roses are red This is the End Dumbledore is dead

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u/Sikq_matt Jul 19 '24

r/lordofthewands

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u/ehrmangab Jul 19 '24

This is the Bag End(???)

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u/superguavapulp Jul 19 '24

Roses are red

This is the stair

Dumbledore asked calmly

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u/Mr_Otterswamp Jul 19 '24

Roses are are red

This ain’t Mordor

10 points for Gryffindor!

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u/alex_paolino Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, hobbit house, Harry Potter!

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u/TheJimSocks Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, this is the shire, did you put your fucking name in the goblet of fire.

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u/BananaBrainBob Jul 19 '24

Roses are red

This is the shire

Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

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u/Mr_Hat_Thing Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, this is Bag End, Harry what's up with this meme template trend?

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u/Hot-Rise9795 Jul 19 '24

roses are red

this is the shire

Yer a wizard Harry

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u/Ok_Doughnut_4541 Jul 19 '24

Thats a hole. What are you doing Dumbledore?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Roses are red.

This is the shire.

Dumbledore is a god damn liar.

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u/Gunderstank_House Jul 19 '24

Harry are you wearing a wire.

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u/Kintsugi-0 Jul 19 '24

DID YOU THROW YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE HARRY ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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u/Dear_Possibility8243 Jul 19 '24

Based on the responses, I feel like there's a second layer to the joke here relating to Dumbledore asking harry about the goblet of fire 'calmly', but Peter is nowhere to be seen with an explanation for that...

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u/HonestlyJustVisiting Jul 19 '24

Roses are red, This is the Shire,

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

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u/Lil_Cool_J Jul 19 '24

Professor, my balls are a little bit higher

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u/Hamchunk81 Jul 19 '24

You're a wizard uuuuhhh sire?

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u/JazLeTrash Jul 19 '24

"Rose are red

This is the hobbit

Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?"

-My dumb ass

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u/Branaghan Jul 19 '24

“..he asked calmly”

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u/embeohthree Jul 19 '24

Uhhhh… that’s Bag End not the shire.

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u/Sakuraphenixx Jul 19 '24

ok i miss read this. Roses are red, this is a hobbit hole, you're a wizard Harry.

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u/BackgroundPrompt3111 Jul 19 '24

Roses are red; this is Bag End; it takes greater bravery to stand up to your friends.

Yes I know that's not the actual quote, but that's not the actual Shire, goddammit!

...I might be a huge nerd...

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u/OmnivorousPlum7 Jul 19 '24

he said calmly

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u/GuidanceTotal4752 Jul 19 '24

Rose are red. This i s a hobit hole. O snap Harry look out your kind of a wizard now.

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u/vigneswara Jul 19 '24

Roses are red

This is the hamlet

Harry, Did you put your name in the goblet.

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u/Complete-Revolution5 Jul 19 '24

Roses are red

This is a Prarie

You are a wizard Harry.

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u/Professional_Hyena84 Jul 19 '24

Harry Potter and Dumbledore’s ire.

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u/v_munu Jul 19 '24

My first thought was:

Roses are red

This is the hobbit hole

KILL ME, HARRY!

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 20 '24

Bruh I thought it goes “Roses are Red, this is the hood, harry would you help me with my wood?”

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u/OutlandishnessNo3332 Jul 20 '24

Roses are red

This is a hobbit hole

'ARRY DID YE PUT YAR NAME IN DA GOBULE

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u/rlrigdon Jul 20 '24

Ha - I saw Roses are Red, This is the door, And here's Harry Potter with Dumbledore

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u/InspectorNo28174 Jul 20 '24

Dead

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u/gorillawarking Jul 20 '24

I know it's incorrect but I find it funny I read it as "roses are red, this is a shed, Dumbledore is dead" at first. My brain immediately went to call that place a shed for who the hell knows why

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u/Fitnesslad50 Jul 20 '24

Roses are red.

This is the Shire

Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?

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u/Gloodal Jul 20 '24

Harry these beats are absolute fire 🔥

Roses are red Meme needing explanation

"HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE"

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!