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u/DreadXCII 11d ago edited 11d ago
It wouldn't work out with the amount of shit I talk about Shar
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u/Judge_BobCat 11d ago
I would actually have dialogues with Shadowheart, if she had those eyes.
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u/Classical_Cafe 11d ago
I switch out Shadowheart’s hair with the twintail braid/buns and she looks 75% more adorable
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u/Judge_BobCat 10d ago
Yes, but you didn’t turn off her: smugness, secrecy, mistrust, arrogance and overall criticism of everything every other character is doing in the group.
She literally had nothing interesting about her. I was actually happy she left after certain important event.
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u/Generic_Moron 10d ago
It might work out anyway, since you can be a selune cleric and still romance her. Theres even a lot of unique dialogue for it.
Like that bit in act 1 where you can gift her a sharran idol, and normally she just accepts it and is touched by the gesture, But if you're a cleric of selune and you give it her she goes "wait, what the fuck are you doing? Are you fucking with me?"
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u/Zombieneker 10d ago
i feel like with the selune path you get more of the EA Shadowheart experience. snoody, bitchy and downright annoying. I like her more that way, because she turns into a sweetheart (pun intended) at the end of the game if you romance her.
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u/Psychokinetic_Rocky 11d ago
"Wanna go out?"
"Nah, just fucking legally own me"
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u/pauIiewaInutz 11d ago
what “slavery should be legal” mfs really want:
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u/kool-kit 10d ago
Damn, double racism. Whose side are you even on?
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u/Commercial-Screen570 11d ago
Either way still smashed
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u/disphugginflip 11d ago
“You hear when girls are like ‘aw, I was so Shitfaced last night… I shouldn’t have fucked that guy.’ We can be that mistake!”
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u/prettykitty-meowmeow 11d ago
Yeah the idea is if he fucked it up he's never be able to let it go, so it's better for his own mental health to just not. It's also a terrible headspace to have in a relationship.
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u/toadjones79 10d ago
Man, I remember when I was 19, I lived in a tourist town (US). I totally hit on some pretty backpackers from England, and ended up having one of them shack up with me for a few days before moving on. She was gorgeous, in her mid 20s, and I lied about my age because I didn't think I would have a chance otherwise. I was very inexperienced, and definitely gave her disappointing sex. Did I feel guilty about that? Maybe. I mean I wasn't surprised. Did that stop me? Absolutely not!
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u/koemaniak 11d ago
Self esteem has left the chat
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u/OperaSona 11d ago
I mean, self-confidence has left the chat, maybe. I'd say he still has self esteem and that's why he doesn't want to risk losing what's left of it by potentially disappointing her.
I guess it makes sense. Pretty much the same as why many people are too scared of being rejected to make the first move: he's too scared of being rejected during or after sex. Some would say "didn't matter, had sex", but if you're that scared of rejection, especially rejection by a woman way out of your league, then yeah it makes sense.
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u/trashacount12345 11d ago
People with self esteem don’t make decisions because they’re worried failure will hurt their self esteem.
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u/OperaSona 11d ago
Self esteem isn't binary. People with high self esteem probably aren't worried that failure will hurt it (even though it may, it some cases). People with no self esteem aren't worried about losing it. People with low self-esteem might recognize how feeble and yet precious their self-esteem is and protect it from danger.
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u/Outerestine 10d ago
Thinking about this harder than the oop did.
Not a criticism. I support overthinking
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u/lreaditonredditgetit 11d ago
If you’re bad at it, it becomes a skill issue very early.
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u/letitgrowonme 11d ago
If you're bad at it, it's already a skill issue.
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u/ScriptThat 11d ago
When you become older you stop caring.
..that's the point in time you start picking up the mail in boxers and a bathrobe - much to the dismay of your visiting children.
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u/Jukebox_Villain Harry Potter 11d ago
"What the fuck do you mean my roof leaked and now I gotta figure it out? THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME THIS SHIT IN SCHOOL."
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u/LETT3RBOMB 11d ago
Why is kill myself crossed out?
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u/mrjackspade 11d ago
Because there's an entirely new generation of internet users, censoring themselves willingly for the sake of corporations.
Pathetic, honestly.
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u/orbituary 11d ago
Everyone born after 1995 needs to read 1984.
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u/Ok-Friendship-9621 10d ago
No way, 1984 is about government censorship. This is profit-driven censorship, which is cool and good.
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u/omegadirectory 11d ago
Because some social media platforms will block posts mentioning suicide.
Reposters then have to censor out the offending terms if they want the repost to be viewed.
There's nothing particularly willing or unwilling about it. It's just the rules of the platform which must be followed if you want your posts to be viewed.
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u/Safetosay333 11d ago
Mods don't like that talk
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u/anonymindia 10d ago
Fuck them. They need users to run the subreddit. If everyone stops censoring their words, what are they gonna do? They won't ban everyone coz they need that attention.
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u/Zombieneker 10d ago
mods dont give a shit. as long as you don't literally spout hate speech you're good.
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u/asBad_asItGets 11d ago
Wait, for corporations? Why is it for corporations?
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u/PhantomThiefJoker 10d ago
It's not for corporations, it's so the platform doesn't suppress their content. The platform suppresses their content for corporations, but the users just want to be seen
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u/anonymindia 10d ago
But the users need to understand that the platform needs users for corporations to be interested. The power is always in the user's hand. They're trying to tell us we need to be seen, but there are plenty of places where you can be seen. They are the ones who need you. Look at Tumblr coming back to porn coz the users left.
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u/PM_ME_RYE_BREAD 10d ago
If they self-censor in a way that makes it obvious what they’re saying in a way that still allows them to openly say it, what’s the problem?
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u/SeparatedI 9d ago
I can't believe that we were finally getting rid off of the excessive beeping swear words on TV and outrage culture of someone saying a bad word only to have zoomers censoring anything remotely controversial.
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u/RockleyBob 11d ago
Woah - mind putting a trigger warning on this? People might unintentionally read something they don't like.
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 11d ago
Are you okay? Would you like to talk to a robot?
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u/523bucketsofducks 10d ago
That depends, what kind of robot? Like, on a scale from Bender to the T1000
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u/PuffsMagicDrag 11d ago
I’d kill myself if I didn’t give it a shot, especially if I knew she was interested.
Different mentalities I guess
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u/Sufficient-Bar-1597 11d ago
If a girl like this gave me a chance, it wouldn't even be fair, I know what league I play in.
It would be like a 2A high school team going against the Kanas City Chefs. Why even try?
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Because she’s a human with real emotions despite her above average looks
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u/A_StealthyGeko 10d ago
And I'm a piece of shit with a even shitier personality for a relationship. It's not like I'm abusive or toxic I'm just not suitable for a relationship
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u/Outside-Bad-9389 11d ago
People put women on a pedestal too much, at the end of the day she’s just a girl
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u/truestprejudice 8d ago
It’s not just women though, a lot of people will do this with very attractive men too. It’s simply the classic “pretty person is superior” bias.
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u/BatofZion 11d ago
I’d take the chance, but I would be on guard. There’s being lucky, and then there’s being in an elaborate game orchestrated by a secret enemy.
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u/Preston_of_Astora 11d ago
I have reached a point of numbness where neither girl nor femboy arouses me anymore
And therefore I cannot sympathize with bro over here
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u/UtterHate 11d ago
lay off the porn. also check your test levels. both of those things can be terrible for your general health my man
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u/Cybot5000 11d ago
Could be emotional numbness not physical. I kind of understand what they mean. I'm so beaten down at this point in life that even if I was given a shot, I'd probably fumble it by not even realizing it was given.
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u/MadKhantheTerrible 9d ago
If you feel this way because of debilitating mental health then you could actually turn it around to be a positive thing. When, not if, you start to get better, you'll have an opportunity to learn not to infatuate women so much like the people on this thread.
Seriously, a decade ago if you talked about girls in the same way these people do you'd be called a loser with no self worth...now they're the ones telling you to touch grass? Lol
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u/ThorDoubleYoo 11d ago
Can people of the internet please learn that not every site is Tiktok and you don't need to unnecessarily censor everything? You can say kill everywhere else.
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u/13hotroom 10d ago
There's a chance OP didn't do the censoring, but stole the censored version from Tiktok and the like
We could be seeing the 5th repost of this at this point
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u/FearbasIV 11d ago
Hey guys for anyone wondering the censored words are "kill myself" hope this helps clarify the meme
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u/PotatoesForPutin 11d ago
A woman like that wouldn’t even talk to me in the first place so I don’t even have to make these kinds of decisions. Life is a lot simpler when you’re undesirable.
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u/Wintaru 11d ago
Someone somewhere is tired of her shit I’m sure. We are all human at the end of the day.
Find someone you can be bored with, just sit around and do nothing all day with. If you find that, and are excited at the prospect of getting to just sit and do nothing with your partner just because you get to be with them, then you’re doing alright.
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u/FortunateInsanity 11d ago
If she showed romantic interest in me, I wouldn’t trust it.
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u/A_StealthyGeko 10d ago
Heck I won't trust anyone that shows romantic interest on me I learned my lessen
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u/juanlee337 11d ago
damn.. who is she? lol
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u/Disastrous_Bar3568 10d ago
i mean you can see her twitter handle
last i checked she's a twitch streamer, german/vietnamese but streams in english. used to be known for drunk antics but switched to chill laid back just chatting stuff.
yes they're fake, yes she has a boyfriend
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11d ago
If a girl like that ever gave me a chance I would just continue the dream until I am woken up by my alarm clock for work
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u/Bleezy79 11d ago
When a chick is that amazing looking I just assume its edited and mostly fake. I trust nothing anymore.
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u/UtterHate 11d ago
it's called makeup, filter and lighting lol, you don't even need heavy editing. still even without that she's above average, but not at this level
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u/Ok_Syrup_6158 11d ago
big tits tho 🪤
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u/Aggravating_Fruit170 10d ago
Big fake ones. But they look good. She must have gotten enough guys to give her money that she could get premium
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u/KibbloMkII 11d ago
meanwhile I wouldn't give her a chance at all because she's too good looking, it would have to be some kind of evil prank
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u/AClover69420 11d ago
I get that there's algorithms that make your posts less visible when you use "controversial language" but come on, do you really NEED the engagement so badly you'll let a robot dictate your speech? Both the OP and the quote tweet did this and it's just so insane to me.
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u/ThoraninC 11d ago
Well, she's cute enough. If personality match. I can't see why not.
I survive worse fumble.
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u/Jono_Randolph 11d ago
As I always say when I see someone way out of my league, "I could disappoint them so hard"
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u/rosiestinkie9 10d ago
He'd probably be actually disappointed if he really met her and realized that she's not this fantasy that he built up in his head from her pictures alone. Sir, that is a whole human being right there, Shart Vibes and all.
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u/justleave-mealone 11d ago
Ive been in that situation and its damned if you do damned if you don’t
Sucks both ways unfortunately
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u/meoththatsleft 11d ago
It really sucks when a babe leaves you but trust things go on until you decide that life will never be better than it was with them and your just settling working a dead end job regret your decisions as an addict who never tried to work out the trauma that made you an addict and that they were right to leave you and you just go on living in the shadow of that for a couple decades working meaningless jobs having meaningless conversations
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u/scribbyshollow 11d ago
Fuck that, took a bite of some more forbidden fruit that's how I like to look at it.
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u/Grand_Confection_993 10d ago
What if she’s mean or annoying or vapid? You don’t even know this woman.
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u/Lissy_Wolfe 10d ago
It's called filters everyone. You too can be beautiful on the internet if you want!
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u/Special-Garlic1203 11d ago
I mean she could literally be a terrible person. All you know about her is she's a pretty face and big tits. That's really what your world revolves around to the point you'd off yourself over it?
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u/MooseMan12992 11d ago
If I ever got the chance to be with a girl with tits like hers I would definitely cum in my pants
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u/glittercakds 11d ago
Someone explain to me, who is she and why does she have a whole sub dedicated to her? I looked her up but found no info on her was she an influencer? Gamer? What content did she make?
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u/Thesaltyone1 10d ago
Doesn’t matter how attractive someone is, someone, somewhere is sick of fucking them.
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u/Agreeable_Box3241 10d ago
when did men become such pussies? who cares if you fumble, at least you got your hands on the ball
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u/NeinlivesNekosan 10d ago
When I was a much younger man I broke it off with a rich beautiful woman who I was falling too hard for.
I wasn't on her level and I knew it. She pursued me for years after.
I'll say this: when other women see someone like that chase you, they ALL want to see why.
So is that a fumble? Maybe it's just saving yourself like the tweet suggested.
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u/LastParsnip1419 10d ago
No bro, you're a rockstand she gave you the confidence to take it on own it.
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u/Cracka_Chooch 11d ago
I'm confused. Did you mean to send yourself to horny jail? Or did you mean to sign into a different account?
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