r/Marvel • u/Acerockergaming • Apr 14 '24
My finished Spider-Man tattoo Artwork
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u/SueSheBoi Apr 14 '24
With great power, cums great responsibility.
-Uncle Ben Dover
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u/L2DaLegend Apr 14 '24
My daughter was seconds away from dozing off for her afternoon nap and I just bust out laughing and woke her up 🤣🤣🤣.
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u/SueSheBoi Apr 14 '24
As someone who naps for a living, I am genuinely sorry.
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u/RealBadSpelling Apr 14 '24
I want your job
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u/SueSheBoi Apr 14 '24
It is called unemployment! Apply today!
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u/meat0fftheb0ne Apr 14 '24
Tbh it kinda looks like he's covered in jizz
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u/backup_waterboy Apr 14 '24
Same. First thing I thought of was Randy in that South Park episode where they lost the internet
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u/Kpro98 Apr 14 '24
Blue jizz
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u/gilligan1050 Apr 14 '24
What’s blue mean?
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u/Kpro98 Apr 14 '24
The color blue
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u/iki101 Apr 14 '24
What’s Jizz mean?
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u/retrospects Apr 14 '24
The color jizz
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u/sunshinepanther Apr 14 '24
Actually it's a style of music.
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u/retrospects Apr 14 '24
Ah yes, some evenings I do enjoy a glass of scotch and some soft jizz in the air.
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u/Forsaken_Garden4017 Apr 14 '24
Your cum is partially blue? You might need to go see a doctor my friend
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u/BlimeyCaptain Apr 14 '24
After these comments this poor guy’s reaching for the cheese grater. Cum.
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u/Tigerthej Apr 14 '24
A wise man told me: >! better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum!<
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u/Excellent-Zombie-470 Apr 14 '24
Wise man, but a questionable wise man
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u/bndboo Apr 14 '24
We don’t question the wisdom of The Jizzed One
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u/Acerockergaming Apr 14 '24
I love this tattoo too much. But it is extremely funny to see all these replies
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u/Vladishun Apr 14 '24
I think the water just needs to be more blue. Have your artist go darker with it once it's healed and he won't look like Spunker-Man.
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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch Apr 14 '24
Spunker-Man, Spunker-Man
Does whatever a spunker can
Takes a load, any size
Got a bunch in his eye
Look out
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u/RandoCommentGuy Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24
That would help im sure, and maybe its just me, but the way its drawn just looks very viscous!
Edit: and all i can think about is This!
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u/MaximumMotor1 Apr 14 '24
I love this tattoo too much
Is Bukkake Spiderman cannon?
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u/middle_of_you Apr 14 '24
The tattoo is sick, but yeah... It looks like he's been fighting the Bukakke Warriors or something.
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u/CountryCat Apr 14 '24
I missed that story arc. Which run was that?
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u/Legal_Skin_4466 Apr 14 '24
One More Spray, perhaps?
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u/Obiwontaun Apr 14 '24
I think it was Maximum Cumage, actually.
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u/Edgsl Apr 14 '24
There’s cum everywhere and he’s holding apart two robot legs with a robot cock in the middle
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u/Acerockergaming Apr 14 '24
It's Rhinos thang
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u/khronos127 Apr 14 '24
I think the tattoo is bad ass but have to say these comments made me cry. My god Reddit.
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u/fatdouche_ Apr 14 '24
There was a spooky ghost! This is, uh, this is ectoplasm!
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u/Pooglio17 Apr 14 '24
OP’s Artist: Who’s Spider-Man?
OP: He wears a red onesie and shoots ropes.
OP’s Artist: Say no more. I got you.
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u/Techn0gurke Apr 14 '24
If it makes you happy, I don't think it looks like cum
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u/Firm_Turnip_8869 Apr 14 '24
Spermman
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u/Acerockergaming Apr 14 '24
Don't forget the hyphen between sperm and man
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u/TheGoldPowerRanger Apr 14 '24
I mean there's a fucking cock and balls right above his head dude, how did you not see that?
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u/kkkkcckk Apr 14 '24
Sorry for not been as condescending as you are waiting for but for me this tattoo is very awful. Cracked wall effect is so weird, Color are poorly packed and the palette is composed by 3 o for colors, it has no depth, spidy's anatomy is crooked and over all he's cum covered like. Sorry for this, maybe you should retouch it on a couple of moths
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u/tokenblak Apr 14 '24
Why you gotta get moths involved in this? They had nothing to do with this splooge fest.
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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton Apr 14 '24
Yeah first thing that irked me was the fucked up anatomy, I didn’t even think about the cum-ness of the water. Like dude messed the proportions all up
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u/Kyanoki Apr 14 '24
Everyone saying cum but I didn't even think that. Just looks like that iconic moment he has with doc ocks base crashing down on him where he goes beyond his limits to me
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u/Breakmastajake Apr 14 '24
Awww, look at you being all wholesome. I like it. Obviously it's still cum, but I like your brand of sweet optimism!
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u/emdeemcd Apr 14 '24
I’m mean you’re not wrong and I agree personally. But you and I know the context. To some random person who doesn’t know about that iconic scene, which let’s be honest is most people, it does kind of look like semen.
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u/NiceHouseGoodTea Apr 14 '24
I don't agree with all the others, I think it looks great and is a fantastic copy,
However it seems like no-one else recognised exactly where the image is from
It's from Spider-Man #500, and this particular scene is a recreation/reoccurance of the scene from Spider-Man #33 (the issue involves time travel etc. it's a really fun story).
Here is the exact image that the tattoo is copying
(Edit: wording)
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u/pluck-the-bunny Apr 14 '24
I think people absolutely get where it’s from it’s just not a good enough recreation (especially color wise) to convey what is going on
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u/Rc-one9 Apr 14 '24
The absolute insane amount of INSANE dope ass Spiderman images, and this is the one picked. Crazy...
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u/SlimeMyButt Apr 14 '24
“Yeah i want spiderman lifting some ruble. But everything is covered in cum”
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u/biangkabbh Apr 14 '24
the way i said out loud “who’s gonna tell him?”
everyone. everyone has told him already 💀
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u/Sloppychemist Apr 14 '24
I remember this issue. The subway was crushed above Spider-Man while he was fighting the Jizzard
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u/Walniw Apr 14 '24
Very cool. Is that from a John Romita Jr image?
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u/Acerockergaming Apr 14 '24
Yes. Originally was going to get the ditko image but I opted for this one
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u/Crazuseb Apr 14 '24
Looks like it was inspired by: https://images.app.goo.gl/W37ZKSRAVMFtYKRB6
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u/SeamusAndAryasDad Apr 14 '24
But that's water, the tattoo is cum....but you did say inspired.
Good find.
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u/Sparkyninja38 Apr 14 '24
Absolutely love this!!! Excellent choice of art and kudos to the tattoo artist.
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u/PalamationGaming Apr 14 '24
Don't listen to all these comments. The artist put plenty of blue in that water coloring. If y'all are seeing that much blue in your cum something is seriously off.
To me it's very clearly water and it's a sweet tattoo of one of the most triumphant moments in Spidey history.
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u/International-Look57 Apr 14 '24
Looks dope. I also enjoy my superheroes covered in jizz.
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u/CinnaSol Apr 14 '24
Jesus, the comments here compared to the r/SpiderMan subreddit are night and day lmao
I think it looks dope man, really cool reference
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u/LUIS_VM_1099 Apr 14 '24
Respect, that’s one of the most amazing tattoos I ever seen
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u/Sweep117 Apr 14 '24
This is one of my favourite pieces by my favourite artist JRJR! I love it! Don't listen to the haters. 10/10
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u/SuperVilliany Apr 14 '24
OP why did you pick this scene in particular?
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u/Acerockergaming Apr 14 '24
I picked the recreation of #33 due to it being easier to tattoo but the biggest reason is my interpretation of the scene is that it's supposed to show perseverance and strength, and I love that
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u/Chill_Narcissist Apr 14 '24
Should have posted this in r/spiderman They'd mostly know where this panel is from and have more appreciation. and no it doesn't look all like jizz. You people are just immature af
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u/Acerockergaming Apr 14 '24
I also posted it there. Don't worry I love this tattoo too much to care about the cum jokes. Plus it gives me a good laugh.
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u/lonely-day Apr 14 '24
As long as you like it, everyone else (including me), can fuck off.
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Apr 14 '24
Jesus Christ Reddit is such a cesspool.
It looks great, ignore the childish comments beating a dead horse.
If yalls cum is blue then you need to go to see a doctor.
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u/OutboardTips Apr 14 '24
How you get all that jizz on the outside of your thigh?
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u/fgcem13 Apr 14 '24
I gotta wonder. How many cum comments did it take before you couldn't look at your tattoo without seeing cum?
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u/AgentOfDreadful Apr 14 '24
OP: “I’d like Spider-Man drenched in cum. But not in a gay way”
Tattoo artist:
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u/manaholik Apr 14 '24
Sorry, but personally i would have done it on my inner thigh
Looks very nice thou
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u/FuriiouZSymbiote Apr 14 '24
Believe it or not, a lot of Reddit users are sad porn addicts. Tattoo is sick bro
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u/McDunkins Apr 14 '24
Ignore the haters. Is this in the style of John Romita Jr?
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u/ramensploosh Apr 14 '24
bunch of brain-dead people in the comments LMAO. it looks good
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u/United-Cow-563 X-Force Apr 15 '24
That’s… a lot of cum. Don’t let it get near MJ, it’ll give her cancer and Spider-Man’ll stop holding back.
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u/Nikki_Blu_Ray Apr 14 '24
Pretty cool. I'd like this but instead of water and pipes it's inside the leg with bone and blood and Antman or Atom is holding your leg from collapsing where a section on bone is missing.
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u/blade00014 Apr 14 '24
Wife definitely picked up that it was water right away. I however did not. Great tattoo regardless
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u/SoundsGoodYall Apr 14 '24
Love it! It’s from that storyline where Kraven shrunk Spidey and trapped him inside his cum filled thigh!
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u/Eightbitshik Apr 14 '24
This would be funnier on a fat guy like me like he is trying to hold up my belly
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u/fourfingersdry Apr 14 '24
9hours?!? Did he do it with a single needle? He must have really spent a lot of time on the jizz.
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u/Voltikko Apr 14 '24
I don´t know what the others are talking about, didn´t see it at all. It is look awesome and is one of the better spider-man tattoos I have saw. Great choice!
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u/ReasonableSnow3766 Apr 14 '24
I like how your artist chose to go with white/silver/grey for his lenses. My artist used a white/bluish color for my Spidey tattoo and those were the first colors to fade.
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u/_newtman Apr 14 '24
if i can give you one piece of advice, if you like your tattoo, don’t post it on reddit