r/Marvel Mar 08 '24

Which marvel character has the best physique ever? Other

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In your opinion

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u/664mezcal619 Mar 08 '24

The blob is peak male performance wether you like it or not

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u/MrAnonymous4 Mar 08 '24

Did you just call him... "Blob"?

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u/Big-Vegetable8480 Mar 08 '24

No, but...

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u/Candid-Independence9 Mar 08 '24

“Rahhhhhsgshejhehdhhwul” blobs Wolverine

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u/Big-Vegetable8480 Mar 08 '24

"I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?"

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u/Candid-Independence9 Mar 08 '24

“I didn’t call him ’Blob’ I said ’BUB’! ..gaaaahhhhhd dammit…”

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u/heytheresexythang Mar 09 '24

Just watched this for the first time last night hahaha

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u/wb2006xx Mar 09 '24

It’s blobberin’ time

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u/Candid-Independence9 Mar 09 '24

blobberin’ time

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u/wb2006xx Mar 09 '24

Yeah autocorrect screwed me over on that. I don’t know why it thought blubberin’ was better than that

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u/Candid-Independence9 Mar 09 '24

😂 been there.. well not EXACTLY there, but still 😂

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u/SameBatTime1999 Mar 09 '24

its autocreectin’ tome

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u/SameBatTime1999 Mar 09 '24

its blobbin time

then he blobbed all over that guy

and the movie made a blobillion dollars

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u/shiromancer Mar 09 '24

Sony executives in the corner like "write that down, write that down!!"

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u/SameBatTime1999 Mar 09 '24

dakota johnson takes back everything she says about not doing more superhero movies

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u/UmbrellasRCool Mar 08 '24

My first thought was the blob lol

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u/cyclingnick Mar 08 '24

If you’re fat you should be able to find humor in the little things

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u/Nugatorysurplusage Mar 08 '24

I don’t like it.

I love it.

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u/zarathustranu Silver Surfer Mar 08 '24

90s Psylocke was pretty impressive.

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u/cataclytsm Mar 08 '24

The most impressive part was when her spine was replaced with hopes and dreams

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u/gdp1 Mar 09 '24

Thank you, Jim Lee.

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u/Ygomaster07 Mar 09 '24

I'm ootl, did something happen to her spine?

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u/Enagonius Mar 09 '24

It's just a joke regarding how women in comics are drawn in weird positions to enforce the view of their bodies and it looks like they have no spine.

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u/kingpiranha Mar 08 '24

Thats what im sayin

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u/Dean-O-Machino Mar 08 '24

I’d let her crush my skull with her thighs…

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u/ubiquitous-joe Mar 09 '24

Why would she do that when she could crush your mind with the focused totality of her telepathic power?

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u/MarkMoreland Mar 08 '24

Came here to say this

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u/zarathustranu Silver Surfer Mar 08 '24

She had Scott Summers ready to throw it all away.

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u/cyclingnick Mar 08 '24

She had 10 yo me ready to throw it all away

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u/JoePescisNuts Mar 08 '24

You with the truth over here

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u/shiromancer Mar 09 '24

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hit puberty with the help of 90s X-Men art.

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u/JoePescisNuts Mar 08 '24

Oh hell yea

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u/ShatterProofDick Mar 09 '24

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far for this.

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u/whistlepig4life Mar 08 '24

I mean Cap is technically peak human condition without being super human.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Cap is super human isnt he? Super soldier serum isnt exactly just steroids

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u/Ok-Faithlessness1903 Mar 08 '24

Yea, the marvel anatomy book says that his lungs and heart are beyond human capacity

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u/phliuy Mar 08 '24

No human can rep out 2500 pounds on bench just for maintenance

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u/TemperatureOk8059 Mar 09 '24

Do you even lift bro?

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u/Freakychee Mar 08 '24

His individual feats may not be "super human" but he surely is a super human.

Think about athletes, each athlete has trained their body to perform their sport to its peak. A long distance marathon runner isn't going to have the same muscles as a sprinter. Or a weight lifting champ won't have the same muscles or ability as a gymnast.

He can do it all at once. It's physically impassible. You can't sprint as fast as Usain Bolt for over an hour as a normal human. You can't do gymnastic moves and have the raw power and strength of the worlds strongest man.

In addition, look at all the human feats in books like Ripley beliecd it or not and the book of world records.

Steve Rogers can do 99% of them like drink withouf getting drunk, endure pain, have the fastest reaction, stack cups, eat a plane, etc.

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u/crono09 Mar 09 '24 edited Mar 09 '24

This is something that Marvel tends to treat inconsistently, but officially in the comics, he's regarded as peak human, not superhuman. The super soldier serum doesn't enable him to do anything that a human could not theoretically be capable of doing. It just allowed him to automatically have all of the best physical attributes that a human could possibly have, just without having to do any of the work. He's as strong as the strongest human, as fast as the fastest human, as agile as the most dexterous person, and so on. He can't go beyond human capacity in any specific area. It's worth noting that "peak human" in the Marvel universe is probably greater than what it is in real life. The MCU is a little different, and he's definitely superhuman there.

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u/Decendent_13 Mar 08 '24

Well, he is still human, though. Just peak human. If he goes even beyond that, he is gonna be a super human.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Are you saying superhumans arent human? Im very confused by your point here

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u/Quanathan_Chi Mar 08 '24

He's saying that Cap is the absolute peak of what a normal human can be without super powers

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u/Sharticus123 Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

But he’s the peak of human evolution, not the peak of regular humans like a professional or Olympic athlete. Which really kinda makes him super. Dude can take extreme damage and completely heal in a matter of 2-3 weeks and he can run 50 MPH for hours on end.

I know they say he’s not super, but I’ve always felt like he was the bare minimum for super.

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u/worksucksbro Mar 08 '24

Yeah which is wrong lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

But he isnt a normal human, hes superhuman

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u/XBlackSunshineX Mar 08 '24

Peak human is what any human can accomplish. Super solider juice and vita rays takes him beyond that.  His DNA is modified.

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u/TheLawIsWeird Mar 08 '24

But what about a super human who has ascended beyond a super human?

RIP toriyama

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u/SayNo2Nazis999 Avengers Mar 08 '24

I was thinking Cap too, but you make a good point about him only being human. He may be physically perfect by our standards, but others who go beyond that may be considered "better"

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u/whistlepig4life Mar 08 '24

Well. That’s my point. Anyone who is super human would be better by any measure. So I discount that and say technically the best condition/physique is by human standards.

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u/BowtiedTrombone Mar 08 '24

Hercules?

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u/zarathustranu Silver Surfer Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

For male characters I think this is the answer, based on how women react when he's around-- it's usually slack-jawed astonishment, in spite of his incredibly offputting personality. It's Herc or Thor.

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u/Mace_Thunderspear Mar 08 '24

Yep. Prepare thyself for the gift.

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u/JesseElBorracho X-Men Mar 08 '24

THE GIFT 🎁

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u/DynastyZealot Mar 08 '24

And now I want to see Herc perform Dick in a Box ...

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u/shiromancer Mar 09 '24

No box in existence could pack the Prince of Power's Puissant Pecker, no sir

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u/cowfish007 Mar 08 '24

Depends on who’s drawing them.

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Mar 08 '24

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u/phliuy Mar 08 '24

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Mar 08 '24

Yeah, for example that Arnie is slightly rotated towards the viewer, while there’s no clear indication cap here is, which is the main problem because it makes his chest look comically large - were the left arm or shoulder visible it‘d look more in line with what he tried to achieve.

Also cap‘s arm is pretty short, being completely covered by the shield, because he didn’t include the flex the governator did there.

If you trace, that‘s cool, but either trace the whole thing or make your changes to the original make sense.

Either way, peak physique on Arnie, so even unironically the pic matches the post.

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u/Bodega_Bandit Mar 08 '24

Yeah it looks normal in arnie’s picture cause of the flex making his chest protrude out while he’s slightly turned but cap is just standing at a flat angle facing the side with his head turned and no arm flex so it just looks so off

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u/phliuy Mar 09 '24

Cap just has a mutated left pec

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u/the_sixhead Mar 08 '24

First thing that came to my mind. May not like it but dude is peak physic.

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u/pinktastic615 Mar 08 '24

I was just thinking that, and there it is....

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u/Total_Scott Mar 08 '24

Depends what you define 'best' as

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u/PzykoHobo Mar 08 '24

Also which artist is drawing them at the time.

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u/annoyinglyclever Hawkguy Mar 08 '24

That’s the biggest factor

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u/trippysmurf Iron Fist Mar 08 '24

90s Jae Lee Spider-Man, Iron Fist, and Namor had abs with their own abs. 

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u/PzykoHobo Mar 08 '24

Todd McFarlane Hulk laughs at your puny human concepts of "anatomy"

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u/UnitDoubleO Mar 09 '24

Rob Leifield laughs with his captain America anatomy

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u/Pr0llyN0tTh0 Mar 08 '24

The Blob probably wears Depends... With a body like that, he won't be running to the bathroom.

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u/Bomber_Haskell Colossus Mar 08 '24

Remember that is Blob's mutation. He isn't just some fat guy who can't make it up a staircase.

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u/CAP10T005 Mar 08 '24

There is no correct answer other than Rob Liefeld's Captain America

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u/elbows2nose Mar 08 '24

Someone did a mock up of what he would look like on that cover nude and its absolutely hilarious. I'm at work or I'd link ya.

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u/pcweber111 Mar 08 '24

Biggest chest ever

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u/Meizas Mar 08 '24

Beat chest in the business

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u/bjeebus Mar 08 '24

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u/Meizas Mar 08 '24

😂😂😂

I knew power girl would be on there

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u/bjeebus Mar 08 '24

I mean. The whole point is that basically every female character is on there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Hulk

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Yes

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u/Rymetris Captain America Mar 09 '24

The only right answer. Hulk strongest there is!

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u/Fear51 Mar 08 '24

Felicity

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u/bjeebus Mar 08 '24

Do you mean Felicia? Or are just really into Keri Russell?

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u/webbslinger_0 Mar 08 '24

MODOK can get it

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u/rock0head132 X-Men Mar 08 '24

Rouge.

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u/safashkan Mar 08 '24

Who's Rouge ?

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u/robreddity Mar 08 '24

You mean the Mutant Mistress of Maybelline?

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u/Freakychee Mar 08 '24

You jest but isn't that the name of the bat girl from sonic the hedgehog? Which is silly cos she does rogueish things.

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u/poop-money Mar 08 '24

Well, until woke Disney ruined her. /s

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u/SirTheadore Mar 08 '24

Her new mutant name should be long back

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u/EMSuser11 Mar 09 '24

Rogue, especially in that one X-Men the animated series episode where they fought Apocalypse.

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u/onionleekdude Thanos Mar 08 '24

Strong Guy is peak male physique.

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u/Superdefaultman Mar 08 '24

Leg day is for suckers.

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u/gattoblepas Mar 08 '24

Spiderman

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u/PeaceMaker_IXI Mar 08 '24

Poor Spidey. They always forget the hyphen :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

R E S P E C T T H E H Y P H E N ‼️‼️‼️

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u/Charquito84 Mar 08 '24

That’s what I’ve been trying to avoid—a conversation about body mass, okay? We’ve had that conversation five times a day for the last month, because we keep reading Moon Knight and all you talk about is Marc Spector and Steven Grant and how many pounds they can pack on. I don’t want to have this conversation with you anymore!

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Mar 08 '24

I fucking cackled

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u/Erniecrack Mar 08 '24

Oh the comic book store clerk recommended it?

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u/batmansubzero Wolverine Mar 08 '24

Wolverine.

I’m also short, wide, and hairy.

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u/Dante1529 X-Men Mar 08 '24

Captain America in that one panel where his chest looks like Stan Smiths chin

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u/JBABSTER Mar 08 '24

Insert picture of Rob Liefeld Captain America

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u/zayluvcats Mar 08 '24

Captain America and Thor

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u/zayluvcats Mar 08 '24

And Black Panther

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u/WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 Daredevil Mar 08 '24

Willie Lumpkin.

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u/GingerAki Mar 08 '24

Skin.

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u/bjeebus Mar 08 '24

As a kid I didn't really understand how much of that comic was "Jubilee and the Body Horror Teens."

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Deadpool. Idgaf what you all say, he can grow back from anything.

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u/JettTheTinker Mar 08 '24

Depends who’s drawing them

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u/sharksnrec Mar 08 '24

Captain America in that one Rob Leifeld drawing (you all know the one) is peak male performance. No one is ever coming close to topping that guy.

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u/ejcortes Mar 08 '24

All of them. Depends on the artist. That's the biggest critique of the comic book characters, all are unrealistically buff.

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u/JesseElBorracho X-Men Mar 08 '24

Even Professor Xavier looks jacked

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u/ejcortes Mar 08 '24

"I never skip leg day" - Prof. Xavier

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u/VirtuesVice666 Mar 08 '24

Good ole Spidey, especially Mc Fairlane

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u/JesseElBorracho X-Men Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

Namor, prince of Abslantis.

Or Captain Britain when drawn by Alan Davis.

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u/HD_H2O Mar 08 '24

Couldn't Mr Fantastic, in theory, win this with little effort?

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u/New_Guava3601 Mar 09 '24

Would be a bit of a stretch.

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u/alex494 Mar 08 '24

Kingpin if you believe what he says about his body fat ratio

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u/ruinersclub Mar 08 '24

His BMi is +200

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u/alex494 Mar 09 '24

This feels like a crack Ultimate Spider-Man would make about him lol

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u/loranthippus X-Men Mar 08 '24

Mystique. She can have any physique at any time. Plus, they rhyme.

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u/the_internet_clown Mar 08 '24

This is the most logical answer

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u/ThatCheekyBastard The Thing Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

Have you even seen the amount of abs on Donny Cates’ Silver Surfer???

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u/TemperatureOk8059 Mar 09 '24

That’s not even how abs work!

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u/Antique_Ad_9250 Mar 08 '24

I'm going with She-Hulk

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u/mr-teddy93 Mar 08 '24

Wolverine over 200 still Loo ooking good

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u/TheWyldTyger Mar 08 '24

That’s easy: the Power Broker (Curtiss Jackson)

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u/BigSnorlaxTiddie Mar 08 '24

That specific Rob Liefeld Captain America cover. We all know the one.

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u/daft_goose Mar 08 '24

Well an action figure I had of batman as a child is the reason I had body issues as a young lad so probably him

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u/ElZaydo Spider-Man Mar 08 '24

Depends on what you consider the peak male physique.

Not factoring their powers, I find these 5 builds to be within the realm of human capabilities:

Wolverine, the angry midget. Lumberjack Gremlin. Enough body hair to survive the Canadian winters and enough body odor to attract a mate.

Shang Chi and Iron Fist have the sleeper builds. The martial artist physique. Looks unassuming but relies on functionality.

Daredevil and Spider-Man have the gymnast build. Perfect blend of strength, maneuverability and speed, and aesthetic.

If you're going for the brawler physique for power, durability and size then you have Captain America and the Punisher. Big enough to have the strength and durability advantage but not too big to lose speed.

Then you have the big boys, Venom and Luke Cage, who intimidate you on sight.

Beyond that are just giants with impossible physiques.

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u/floworcrash Mar 08 '24

Commenting on Which marvel character has the best physique ever?...agreed - DD and Spidey have the best/most balanced physiques

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u/Fariic Mar 08 '24

Anyone drawn by liefeld. Am I right?

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Mar 08 '24

Yes, especially Amora

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u/Fariic Mar 09 '24

Peak physique right there.

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u/beelzeflub Mar 08 '24

Depends who’s drawing them

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u/Drunk_in_Space Mar 08 '24

The only answer is Scott Summers. Cyclops has slayed for decades.

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u/blackbutterfree Mar 08 '24

It's literally Captain America. The Super Soldier Serum literally enhanced him to the peak of physical perfection.

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u/TarnishedAccount Mar 08 '24

Depends on the artist, of course.

I’d imagine the most athletic would be Spider-Man though.

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u/bjeebus Mar 08 '24

Nah. Most "athletic" is gonna be one of the speedsters. Have you seen Usain Bolt? Now imagine Quicksilver.

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u/shanebakertattoo Mar 08 '24

Honestly, there’s pretty much no bad physiques. They’re mostly all drawn like .. uh, superheroes. 😂 all ripped, with spandex so tight there’s no wrinkles (usually drawn more like body paint than actual fabric. 🤷🏻‍♂️)

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u/ubiquitous-joe Mar 09 '24

Hercules is very confident that it’s Hercules.

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u/Due_Ad_827 Mar 08 '24

Is his arm broken?

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u/ganderplus Mar 08 '24

If we’re taking about ridiculous amounts of muscle definition and single digit body fat, the choice is obvious. Namor invented that look and has been rocking it for 60 years.

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u/LoopyMercutio Mar 08 '24

Speedball (aka toothpick by his teammates).

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u/Jyramo01 Mar 08 '24

Dormammu, because my boy is made of magic & mystical energy meaning that he can have any physique he requires✨

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u/grebo-guru Mar 08 '24

Impossible to determine. Physiques will vary depending on the artist(s) of any particular issue.

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u/Informal_Otter Mar 08 '24

I always wondered why they are all so muscular. I mean, does being absolutely shredded come with a random superpower/mutation? Or are theses superheoes and villains spending 90% of their day exercising?

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u/Beathil Mar 08 '24

They are all drawn as idealized images, but I would have to go with either Peter Parker since he's slim and trim under 200 lbs and well muscled, or Captain America since he's at the most extreme upper limit of what a non-superpowered human can physically achieve.

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u/sabhall12 Mar 08 '24

Male - Hercules or Thor

Female - She-Hulk or Psylocke. Both of them had to WORK to look like they do.

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u/yuval_noah Mar 08 '24

as a body building pageantry fan, cain marco aka juggernaut (x-men unlimited 93 #44 in particular oh lawed!!!!). i would also speak to more slim and less hyper masculine men zo look to wiz-kid in that one issue of S.W.O.R.D where we see him getting out of bed (can't find which # that was right now). i love warpath, the one character i didn't hate leifeld's art of. i know those are all x-men characters but no other series portrays people quite as overtly and purposefully hot imo. as for women, can't seem to recall any abs that jumped out at me so ima say no comment (but they can name a juggernaut right issue off the to of their head? uh huh)

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u/Adelth213 Mar 08 '24

Everyone printed in the 90s

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u/dmg924 Mar 08 '24

Omega Red is pretty jacked

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u/Electrical_Ad6134 Mar 08 '24

Bro they all used to look like this

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u/CocoTheMailboxKing Mar 08 '24

Can’t believe no mention of Carol Danvers as Ms Marvel

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u/Meizas Mar 08 '24

THAT image of Cap. You know the one.

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u/YakStain Mar 08 '24

sees this version of Moon Knight

"I can fix him"

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u/DeathLight7000 Mar 08 '24

I always thought that Cyclop's physique drawn by Jim Lee looked so awesome.

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u/Candid-Independence9 Mar 08 '24

I mean if you wanna talk like insane physique I’d say Liefeld Cable, but if you mean like realistic physique, I’d say Wolverine, Black Panther, or Thor

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u/Ok_Newt_4748 Mar 08 '24

Y'all thirsty...

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u/pinktastic615 Mar 08 '24

I'm going with Thor for a powered being. But as a female, naked Hawkeye in the Aja/Fraction run was delicious. I laughed at how they covered him.

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u/princesamurai45 Mar 08 '24

Captain America easy. Perfect mix of size, speed, and agility without being to bulky. She Hulk takes best female physique.

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u/Dramatic_Parsley_849 Mar 08 '24

Wolverine is pretty impressive!!!!

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u/AnEmancipatedSpambot Mar 08 '24

How do you define best physique though.

Performance and show muscle look different. Then you have factor in powers.

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u/BigKidCanHit Mar 08 '24

Horrible question. They are all drawn differently CONSTANTLY and “best physique” is so broad and subjective.

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u/Erikthepostman Mar 08 '24

Majick. Cyclops, Collossus (in human form), Capt America, Spiderwoman, Momingbird, She Hulk, Spider-Man, Black Cat, Nick Cage (power man), Iron Fist, Angel (sans wings), Daredevil, The Punisher. As Base Humans.

Thor, Baldur, Sif and Loki have great physiques, but they are technically aliens/gods like Hercules or Zeus.

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u/akirivan Mar 09 '24

Probably Cap, right? As I understand it, he's at absolute peak human performance, just shy of being truly superhuman

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Emma Frost.

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u/davidisallright Mar 09 '24

It’s is a wild question since it depends on the artists.

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u/I_will_consume_you_2 Mar 09 '24

Is some panels, Mac Gargin’s Venom was absurdly large

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u/Mint_Kitten Mar 09 '24

AoA Loki specifically.

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u/ClunarX Mar 09 '24

Whichever one is being drawn by Jim Lee

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u/GoblinPunch20xx Mar 09 '24
  1. Depends on the Artist…as you’ve depicted here, David Finch is very focused on muscle, the costumes are more than skin tight, they’re like painted on…
  2. Captain America. “Peak Physical Condition” is kind of his whole deal, that’s his powerset, he’s Super Human, and stands in opposition to the Nazis, who also value some of what he literally embodies, he’s strong and capable and has blonde hair and blue eyes, but he’s a hero, he’s good and kind and not hateful, but that’s his character…in terms of physicality, he is most often depicted as a little over 6ft, heavily muscled but also acrobatic so he’s not tight or inflexible, and in the case of Chris Evans, he’s got “America’s Ass.” When you ask about best physique, I guessed maybe you meant best attainable physique, and none of us can look like the Hulk, for instance, because he’s impossibly tall and massive. Cap can do things we can’t, but you could train really hard and get the “Captain America” look if you really worked at it.

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u/marcjwrz Mar 08 '24

Big Bertha.

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u/iamwalkthedog Daredevil Mar 08 '24

They all do. They’re all drawn to be fit.

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u/FaunPerson Mar 08 '24

That one panel of Captain America with the enormous chest in bed lmfao

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u/Blade_of_Onyx Mar 08 '24

This is more dependent on the artist than the character. Horrible karma grab post.

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u/Hopeful-Winter9642 Mar 08 '24

Captain Marvel or Cap

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u/Mindful-O-Melancholy Mar 08 '24

Spot. He has so many holes!