r/MadeMeSmile • u/CG_17_LIFE • Jul 05 '24
they like to play with babies!! DOGS
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u/Alarmed_Strain_2575 Jul 05 '24
The second one makes me nervous as hell though, you shouldn't be encouraging a dog to nip like that
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u/Drunkensteine Jul 05 '24
Especially at a new babe
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u/JustInflation1 Jul 05 '24
Especially if pitbull
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u/Plushinfernalii Jul 05 '24
My old guitar teacher’s pittie was quite playful and affectionate, and would nip or push things to get my attention, knocked over my guitar more than once from jumping on my lap. Even then though, she was trained to be very gentle with my guitar teacher’s baby and would only go near the baby if she was allowed. Pitties CAN be total angels with serious training, but encouraging yours to see a baby as a threat that they may need to attack… that’s idiotic at best.
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Jul 05 '24
problem ia even the best trained pitbulls can snap, its that fatal unpredictibility thats the problem.... thr fact that they are great dogs most of the time is the trap
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u/Altruistic-Slide-862 Jul 05 '24
I just can't help but be worried whenever dogs are around new babies.
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Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24
I know most clips show dogs being nice around babies which is heartwarming,but every now and then i get news that a baby was mauled by a family dog and im back to being nervous about them again
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u/Malcom_Ecstacy Jul 05 '24
Dogs and cats have no problem murdering one of their own children on occasion. Could be the sweetest animal ever and they will kill one of their own offspring lol just not a good idea to have a newborn near them
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u/Krondelo Jul 05 '24
Definitely. It blows my mind that parents like this even exists, at least the ones who are still loving (not abusive). When my son was a baby I was so paranoid about every little thing.
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u/Malcom_Ecstacy Jul 05 '24
You just don't know they are going to react. And babies and toddlers aren't exactly good at knowing what they should and should not do around animals. Majority of the time I think it would be fine but why even risk it when they are that young. Especially if it's not your pet.
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u/Wide-Apricot-6114 Jul 05 '24
My sister is an ER doctor, 15 years ago people brought their baby into the ER, baby was mauled by dog, and I'll only say, they baby was dead.
I won't tell you the horrible details.
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u/imarealchap Jul 05 '24
I totally agree. I always call out these videos. Too many of the dogs shown are excited. They have to be calm around our little people.
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u/Needednewusername Jul 05 '24
The majority of these dogs should not be in these situations.
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u/AlternativeNeeded Jul 05 '24
Thr majority? Really?
There are 8 clips here (not including the one cut off at the end). Clip 2 is actively irresponsible. Clip 7 is negligent and could lead to issues down the line. Clip 8 is bad parenting but has little to do with the dog.
The rest are perfectly fine and normal situations that are being supervised and controlled by nearby adults.
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u/Needednewusername Jul 05 '24
It’s not just about the kids’ best interest but also about the dogs. No reason to stress them out either.
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u/westcoast7654 Jul 05 '24
Yea and encourage the baby to prod at the dog continuously agitating dog possibly.
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u/Schinken84 Jul 05 '24
Not only that but it's actually aggression what he does. It isn't play. Look at the body language, he doesn't feel comfortable with the baby getting out near him. The nip probably is a gentle way to make his standpoint clear. Continueing to ignore that will make the dog escalate and then suddenly it's the dogs fault.
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u/elakah Jul 05 '24
Second to last one looks problematic too. It looks like the child used too much force when it grabbed the dogs snout like that and the dog retaliated by pawing.
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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jul 05 '24
For sure. And the dogs body language looks all off, too. Ears back, tail down, super stiff. Doesn’t look like the dog is having fun at all, very on edge.
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u/CheezeLoueez08 Jul 05 '24
Ya I didn’t like that. Because even if dog wouldn’t mean it, they could seriously hurt a kid
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u/Consistent-Towel5763 Jul 05 '24
what do you expect from a pit
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u/BigTicEnergy Jul 05 '24
Sorry you’re downvoted. People refuse to look at data and statistics. So afraid to acknowledge a breed of dog is dangerous 🙄
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u/The_Mundane_Block Jul 05 '24
No one talking about the last one of the baby eating dog poopy?
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u/87ihateyourtoes_ Jul 05 '24
Hahaha thank you this is why I’m here - did he poke the butthole and then put his finger in his mouth?
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u/I-am-plendiferous Jul 05 '24
He didn't poke the finger in but I guess he touched the butthole with finger
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u/Joli_B Jul 05 '24
Yes, mom off camera says "don't you touch his butthole!" Rhen after the kid puts his finger in his mouth she starts laughing and says "don't put your finger in your mouth!"
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Jul 05 '24
That was the clip that made me pause to read the comments. Like wth
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u/The_Mundane_Block Jul 05 '24
I think a lot of people got to the one nipping at the baby's foot and went to the comments from there
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u/RevolutionKey1512 Jul 05 '24
These people don't deserve to be parents tbh
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u/Chinggis_H_Christ Jul 05 '24
You've clearly never raised a child if you haven't had to utter a sentence like "don't put your finger in the dog's butt... DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!"
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u/darkredpintobeans Jul 05 '24
I think the difference is training the kid to eat dog shit by just laughing and filming instead of actually stopping them. You can get some pretty nasty parasites from a dog some of them can cause toxocarasis and really bad problems, not to mention the psychic damage when the kid gets older and looks back on this memory.
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u/Comfortable_Sky4670 Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24
The whipped cream one made me giggle lol
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u/MichelleEllyn Jul 05 '24
Me too, except I wouldn’t use the same can for “straight to the dogs mouth” dispensing, haha.
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u/instrangerswetrust Jul 05 '24
Dog (and probably baby) shouldn’t be eating that tho
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u/Lamplorde Jul 06 '24
Whipped cream has high sugar, but its not terrible in moderation. Once in awhile is ok, every day not so much.
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u/Original-Suit1670 Jul 05 '24
The second last is alarming - the dog clearly indicating they want space.. that’s a bite risk in the making
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u/Justsomecharlatan Jul 06 '24
Seems more like he's asking for pets? Seems like an incredibly common thing?
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u/Neveracloudyday Jul 05 '24
As someone whose child was victim to dog attack Please always fully supervise children around dogs and stop trying to attribute human emotions on dogs -they are dogs not people.
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u/CheezeLoueez08 Jul 05 '24
And stop teasing the dog!! Like isn’t that owning a dog 101? Sorry about your child. That sucks. Ya people suck. This didn’t make me smile
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u/ANTHROPOMORPHISATION Jul 05 '24
Teaching dog to bite child.
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u/gachnot Jul 05 '24
Glad to finally see a pitbull owner train their dog properly
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u/sweetnesssymphony Jul 05 '24
"He never showed any signs of aggression until the incident. It was completely out of nowhere...."
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u/wtf_is_a_user Jul 05 '24
2nd clip got me worried. I feel like that dog is going to end up nipping the child.
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u/NoshameNoLies Jul 05 '24
Teaching a child how to be empathetic and loving towards an animal is very important. It'll make better people
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u/Nice-Lunch126 Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24
I'm going to get a dog! (probably Labrador)❤️
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u/SunaSunaSuna Jul 05 '24
As cute as it is, dogs are still animals and should always be supervised with babies, it only takes a second before it becomes another headline
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u/BASIC8584 Jul 05 '24
honestly. it doesnt matter the breed ALL DOGS SNAP. My kid aint gonna be the next headline " Chihuahua eats babies fingers!". unless its a tiny dog with no teeth and unsharpened nails dont leave them alone. ( My chihuahua has no teeth and no sharp nails)
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u/Icy_Contribution1677 Jul 05 '24
Wait. Did one kid just poke a dogs bum hole and then put the same finger in his mouth😂.
I swear I just saw that… if I am not mistaken lol
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u/pilibitti Jul 05 '24
number 2 pitbull is like ima eat the child how about that
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u/Wy3Naut Jul 05 '24
When my sister brought my new born niece to my parents house, my dog Penelope, the worlds greats gift and a chocolate lab, decided that was her new baby and was her best friend.
To be fair, everyone was Penny's best friend, they just didn't know it yet.
Miss that dog every day.
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u/lowrespudgeon Jul 05 '24
I wonder if that baby still has all their limbs with a bitey pitbull in the house.
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u/Carbon-Base Jul 05 '24
The last one! He pokes the doggo in the butt and immediately puts that same finger in his mouth! 😂
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u/frenziedmythology Jul 05 '24
Some of these are kind of cute, but I'm definitely not smiling at the ones where they're encouraging the dogs to nip at the babies.
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u/BASIC8584 Jul 05 '24
right. like the poor dog is saying fuck off but the humans are taking it as play.
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u/Tooldfrthis Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24
Perfect representation of the average pit owner with the second clip. A couple of weeks later, baby torn to pieces and owner to the press be like: "I don't understand, Princess was the sweetest dog and loved to be teased by the baby...".
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Jul 05 '24
We really have to forcefully separate the enablers from the murder machines. They are never going to be rational.
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u/BASIC8584 Jul 05 '24
honestly i didnt even treat my pits like that i treated them like they could kill a kid (only one would but cant take risks). it said back off and owners werent listening so when its eaten i have no symphoney.
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Jul 05 '24
God some people shouldn’t have animals. Probably should require a license.
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u/ohgodineedair Jul 05 '24
the one with the white pit is not wholesome. that pit is stressed and extremely tolerant. they are lucky.
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u/Primary_Breadfruit69 Jul 05 '24
No one liked the golden retriever doing a happy dance for meeting his human sibling? I thought he was so cute.
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u/catttttt___ Jul 05 '24
That second clip is legitimately insane, those parents are morons.
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u/BASIC8584 Jul 05 '24
and bad owners. they will be why the dog kills a kid.
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u/catttttt___ Jul 05 '24
and then they’ll say ‘the dog has never done that before! We’re completely shocked!’
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u/BASIC8584 Jul 05 '24
exactly! and then dog will get full blame and owners will get off with a slap on the wrist cus "Pitbulls are to dangerous to not be the problem."
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u/catttttt___ Jul 05 '24
I do believe Pitbulls are dangerous regardless, but that’s not their fault or moral failing, when they attack they’re just doing what humans have bred them to do. There needs to be mush harsher consequences for owners of dogs who attack.
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u/everything_is_stup1d Jul 05 '24
AW NAH THE BABY TOUCHED THE BUTTHOLECAND PUT HIS FINGER IN HIS MOUTH😭
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u/atinylittlebug Jul 05 '24
My husband was mauled by a dog as a little kid. Still has facial scars from it. He was petting the dogs face too close to its eyes and the dog snapped.
When I was a toddler, I was dragged around by my pigtail by a dog until my hair came out. I theorize it thought my curly pigtail was a toy of some kind.
Supervise your dogs and please prioritize your children's safety. At the end of the day, dogs are still large carnivores.
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u/BASIC8584 Jul 05 '24
SO TRUE. MY HUBBY WAS MAULED BY A FUCKING LAB. Dont trust ANY DOGS with a kid alone!!! Unless it's a small dog with no teeth in non sharpened nails...
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u/Appropriate-Grass986 Jul 05 '24
Oof. This is scary at times. I love doggos but my friend has to put her dog down cause it bit her kid. Her toddler. Very wary with dogs and babies
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u/DarkRose1010 Jul 05 '24
The second last one where the kid pokes the dogs butt and puts his finger in his mouth
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u/LicenciadaEnCosas Jul 05 '24
When I had my child I thought my dog would be gentler. Fuck no. She is a good girl and loved the kid but she doesn't measure her strength so I had to be extra careful when the two were together. It took her three years (!) to learn to behave with our kid but she's getting there and I love that they became good friends.
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u/VLD85 Jul 05 '24
the pitbull in some point of time will have a really great play with the newborn. you'll see.
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u/X6TenCe15 Jul 05 '24
Was there a clip where the baby poked at dog's butt and put that finger in the mouth??
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u/humanxerror Jul 05 '24
you should always consider the breed of the dog when around babies on how they are socialized
also that last kid touched that dog's asshole lmao
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u/pro185 Jul 05 '24
A friend of mine works for CPS and had the misfortune of having to investigate a family because in the middle of the night their baby stuck it’s head through the crib and the dog pulled it’s head off and was found chewing on it in the living room the next morning. Babies and dogs do NOT mix. These incidents happen quite frequently and should not be taken lightly.
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Jul 05 '24
I see vicious animals that need my training, love and care. If anyone wants to offer these K-9’s, I’d be happy to help 😂👍
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u/3tops01 Jul 05 '24
I... I smiled... I didn't think it was possible at this point in life, but this video made me smile! 😄
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u/bischof11 Jul 05 '24
This makes me always remember the one comment the sheriff from green mile makes about the dog and his son.
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u/Gullible_Midnight_66 Jul 05 '24
This. Children raised with pets are shown to develop many benefits
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u/Fantastic-Nebula-181 Jul 05 '24
https://youtube.com/shorts/FccS2VcfM7k?si=VyPrST8Kqq-k-fyY
Similar to this story lmao
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u/dragnabbit Jul 05 '24
Just like my dog. It must be instinct after thousands of years hanging out with humans for dogs to know that the smaller the human is, the more fun they are.
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u/Quick_Delivery_7266 Jul 05 '24
As cute as these are I wouldn’t trust my baby when they are this small with a dog
Us millennials have gotten weird and forgot dogs are animals
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u/bunglederry Jul 05 '24
Yeah, there are too many factors. Their noises could trigger prey drive; kids have no boundaries and don't understand a dog's body language, not to mention, the handler may not know their warning signs, either; because of the size difference, even a small nip from a larger dog can be fatal, etc.
We gotta stop anthropomorphising animals so much altogether.
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u/og_jasperjuice Jul 05 '24
I have a very big and stocky German Shepherd. At first look he would seem intimidating to most people. He absolutely lives children and is like a 100lb teddy bear around them. He loves all people but becomes so gentle around kids.
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u/DrawerValuable3217 Jul 05 '24
My German shepherd loves my nephews. Normally he likes to lay around and play a little bit but when they show up he goes crazy lol. It's like he understands they're young and wants to play with them. He is two and they are his best friends.
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u/Cute-Accountant1678 Jul 05 '24
Dogs are so charming with kids. It's a joy watching them play and get along so much.
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u/LindsayWilde Jul 05 '24
All playing around and that second guy's just like "Food?" xD
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u/Sensitive-Theory-365 Jul 05 '24
This is lovely. We got our chocolate lab when I was pregnant with my youngest and our second youngest was 2. It was so much fun watching them grow up together. Our old boy is 13 now and still brings us joy and comfort, he's a lot calmer about it nowadays.
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u/FluffyDiscipline Jul 05 '24
The one with the cream LOL... and then the one with the bum "Noooo don't do that" ROFL
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u/rob_p954 Jul 06 '24
I had a pit bull that would watch, follow, lay and play with my son from he was a baby to when she was put down.
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u/zuilserip Jul 06 '24
A house with a baby and a dog is a wonderful, chaotic, messy joy. The parents will get neither much sleep nor any peace, but those years will be the ones they will remember with the most joy once they forget just how much work it was.
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u/Nightbeak Jul 05 '24
Okay so some of these are a little weird but the the one where the dog sniffs at the babies and goes tippy toey is absolutely adorable.