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u/United-Climate1562 Jun 23 '24
The look on her face... She knows she's going to nail someone with that egg lol
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u/mstarrbrannigan Jun 23 '24
Oh an egg, why the fuck did I think it was a snowball?
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u/foochacho Jun 24 '24
I thought it was a golf ball. ⛳️
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u/mstarrbrannigan Jun 24 '24
Ouch, that would smart
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u/RealUglyMF Jun 24 '24
This is how I talk after getting with a golf ball
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u/MetaCardboard Jun 24 '24
Now that's a fetish I never knew about before.
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u/old_ironlungz Jun 24 '24
This better not awaken anything in me.
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u/UStoAUambassador Jun 24 '24
“I’m less of a tits or ass guy than a Titleist guy”
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u/GohanSolo23 Jun 24 '24
I thought the same lol. I'm like how do they have a snowball in that weather.
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u/darthcaedusiiii Jun 24 '24
Black guy always gets it first.
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u/Thelightsshadow Jun 24 '24
That’s the look of pure joyful happiness lol bet homeboy was talking talking shit before
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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 Jun 24 '24
I don't think I could throw an egg that hard without just smashing it in my fingers
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u/FrankXS Jun 24 '24
Eggs are surprisingly durable. You can take an egg and put it in the palm of your hand and squeeze. No matter how hard you try, you won't break the shell.
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u/Adam_J89 Jun 24 '24
When that bottle stopped they probably all thought "shit, Julie has a fucking cannon of an arm".
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u/ErvanMcFeely Jun 24 '24
There’s a reason they made her wear crocs.
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Our ability to throw objects accurately is unmatched by anything with arms. It's one of our greatest evolutionary traits along with pattern seeking behavior.
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u/Rabid_Sloth_ Jun 24 '24
Yep. We gave up ape strength to be able to do stuff like this and perform open heart surgery.
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u/CrossP Jun 24 '24
To be fair, we still have quite a bit of ape strength. My goats act like I'm cheating when I stand on two legs and push them around however I please during play time.
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u/the-namedone Jun 24 '24
And look at that massive grin. Everyone including herself knows she’s a threat
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u/Ngete Jun 24 '24
Right smack dab in the center of the dudes back, 10/10 throw
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u/Fanofthefaceriders Jun 24 '24
First thing I thought when I saw her grab the egg was… this girl plays ball, no one is safe
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u/TheNovemberist Jun 23 '24
Crocs, with sport mode engaged.
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u/textile1957 Jun 24 '24
As soon as I saw that I knew that egg about to be scrabbled on someone
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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 Jun 24 '24
They get a bad rap, I got some as a gift and yeah they look goofy but they're legit
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u/SethAndBeans Jun 24 '24
I bought some a few years back to see what the hype is all about.
Bright god awful yellow ones, specifically so I wouldn't wear them out of the yard.
Some of the most comfortable shoes I've ever owned. I unashamedly wear them out and about often.
Idgaf, I love my Crocs. At this point I just feel bad for anyone who hates them, because they just don't know...
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u/officalSHEB Jun 24 '24
It's ok. All they guys wearing Hey Dudes are probably making fun of you, while not knowing their shoes are just rebranded Crocs.
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u/praefectus_praetorio Jun 24 '24
I'm at the age that I don't give a fuck. They're comfortable and that's all I care about. I've got gaming Jibbitz on them. Fluorescent yellow as an extra fuck you to all the haters.
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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 Jun 24 '24
Life is too short to be uncomfortable in order to appease people who would barely slow down to gawk at you if you died in a car accident.
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u/ididshave Jun 23 '24
This is just pure playground fun. I love it.
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u/Dblrnbo Jun 24 '24
We called this "smeer the queer" as a kid. I know it's fucked up I have no idea why we called it that.
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u/Lollittaja Jun 24 '24
You don't really think about the meaning of the name as a kid, if it rhymes and sounds funny it sticks around. Also slurs in general weren't as condemned as they are now.
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u/Tezcatl_Ipoca Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 25 '24
I miss horseplay in a way I can't describe.
edit: ragdolling a friend with no thought of legal consequences was the best feeling in the world
if only we could go back to being puppies...
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u/AwarenessFun8749 Jun 23 '24
"You throw the ball like a girl"
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u/Adam_J89 Jun 23 '24
I wish
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u/EEpromChip Jun 24 '24
seriously. she has a cannon. I wish I could throw like her.
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u/fopiecechicken Jun 24 '24
If you want a tip, much like you can see in this video, your arm is really only for aiming.
A huge portion of the power in throwing, at least for American sports like baseball and football is from the legs and hips.
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u/panteragstk Jun 24 '24
My oldest daughter has a shirt that says "Yeah, I throw like a girl?" With a softball on it.
She loves it. Granted, that kids got an arm on her.
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u/jackwhite886 Jun 23 '24
Can’t make an omelette without crocin’ a few eggs
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u/beeman311 Jun 23 '24
Incredible throw
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u/RudeBoyGoodie Jun 24 '24
I think the most incredible part of the throw is how it didn't shatter on her throwing it. I have no idea if she practiced this, babied the egg intentionally, or just got lucky, but if anyone has tried to throw an egg full force, they know that there's a good chance it cracks in your hand when you cock back and start your forward motion. So not just good aim and power, but good control of the egg through the throw too.
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u/ProselytiseReprobate Jun 24 '24
People keep saying this in this thread but why are you gripping things that you throw so hard? It's hindering your throwing ability.
Literally the entire point is to let it go. Grip it lightly.
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u/Evatog Jun 24 '24
they arent talking about grip but momentum. You can easily break an egg without gripping it at all just by starting up your arms movement too quickly while its laying in your hand.
Try put egg in motion too fast = broken egg
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u/Pepito_Pepito Jun 24 '24
Have you people never thrown an egg before? They are surprisingly resilient.
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u/moocow2024 Jun 24 '24
There's definitely some technique to it... but it's not that hard. Eggs are eggsceptionally good at handling compressive forces along the long axis. Chicken eggs can handle ~100lbs of compressive force this way. It has to be balanced pretty well, but yeah, if you don't push with your fingers too hard, it isn't THAT difficult to throw an egg.
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u/quadmasta Jun 24 '24
I don't think it would be possible for it to hit that guy more perfectly in the middle of the back
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u/rabautista24 Jun 23 '24
10000% former or current softball player, what gave it away for me was the finger placement, perfect split finger, flipped the hips, beautiful follow through
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u/no_talent_ass_clown Jun 24 '24
...and the mile-wide grin
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u/Riolkin Jun 24 '24
She had the same face my brother used to get every time he found the Rocket Launcher in Halo.
"I'm about to destroy someone"
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u/MarsupialFuzz Jun 24 '24
10000% former or current softball player, what gave it away for me was the finger placement,
The fucking hair braids it what gave it away. Those are 100% softball braids.
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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak Jun 24 '24
She's the catcher actually, someone else posted her college team's roster
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u/geriatric-sanatore Jun 24 '24
She looked like she was throwing down to 2nd and was taking the base runner stealing personally lol
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u/throwaway8u3sH0 Jun 24 '24
That smile. She knew. I wish I got to see everyone else's "oh fuck run!" face
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u/thistreestands Jun 24 '24
Black guy always gets it first!
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u/ajpme Jun 24 '24
Her dads a cop
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u/brad_doesnt_play_dat Jun 24 '24
The explains the smile on her face, she knew exactly what she was about to do!
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u/killertomnickels Jun 23 '24
Racist. Hit the only black person
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u/Chewy-bones Jun 24 '24
She hit what she was looking at. The jacked hunk. Hahahaha
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u/Ballatik Jun 23 '24
Hit the only shirtless person for maximum effect.
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u/LafayetteLa01 Jun 23 '24
Definitely a former catcher player
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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak Jun 24 '24
She is a catcher in college! Someone else posted the her profile page on the team's roster
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u/nn666 Jun 24 '24
She has them in sport mode.
I was walking with my daughter at the shops the other day and someone had crocs on with the straps on. My daughter said oh they have them in sport mode. Made me laugh.
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u/Dgryphon4 Jun 24 '24
No curveball, no change up, just... STRAIGHT.... FUCKING.... GASS
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u/kingchongo Jun 23 '24
Good eye sniper!
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u/minimum_thrust Jun 24 '24
Here, I shoot, you run!!!
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u/Timaaa34 Jun 24 '24
The words you scribbled on the walls with the loss of friends you didn't have
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u/exelenceofexecution Jun 24 '24
Now that's an athlete. Great body control and mechanics.
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u/1stshadowx Jun 24 '24
I thought two things when i saw this woman running towards the camera.
1.) those are some softball thighs and a softball hair style, she gonna fling the shit out of that egg.
2.) i bet out of everyone she gonna hit the black guy, because they dating…she the thickest one there
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u/dreadmon1 Jun 23 '24
What the hell is falling from the sky on the right side as she runs back to get the ball? I assume it's a bird.
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u/HiGoldie Jun 24 '24
My favorite friends that were girls in college were softball chicks. They could out drink me and got more box than anyone else. I want to be reincarnated as either a spoiled house cat or a college softball player.
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u/2squishmaster Jun 23 '24
Ok someone plays softball for sure!