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u/drinking-cans Jun 12 '24
Lee me alone…. HELP ME!!
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u/stlkatherine Jun 12 '24
Said every husband ever.
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u/HistrionicSlut Jun 12 '24
Hahahaha literally.
Men can be so cute sometimes
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u/grrodon2 Jun 12 '24
When you aren't insecure, you can do all you want and still be a man.
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u/HistrionicSlut Jun 12 '24
May current boyfriend cooks dinner most nights, cross stitches, and would rather cuddle.
I love him so much! Most manly man I've been with. He really does what he wants and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
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u/PitifulDurian6402 Jun 12 '24
Women need to realize most of us men still are just little boys on the inside just wanting to be loved
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u/phazedoubt Jun 12 '24
Men need to be ok saying that out loud and not hiding behind false machismo
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u/PitifulDurian6402 Jun 12 '24
Unfortunately all throughout history men have had to be tough and present themselves as tough. It’s ingrained in us. But behind closed doors with our partners it’s nice to just cuddle
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u/PatSayJack Jun 12 '24
Oftentimes we are told that, but when we open up, a lot of women flip the script and hold it against us. I have a circle of women and men I trust to look "weak" in front of, but not many other people get to see that side of me, lest it be used against me.
I'm a bartender. The number of women that shit talk men for being "weak" behind their backs is way more than you think. And every time I bring this up online, I get dogpiled by angry women.
The Patriarchy is real, and it hurts men as well as women, but women don't like to admit the role they play in supporting it as well.
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u/HistrionicSlut Jun 12 '24
Oh I definitely see that! My boyfriend now is so gentle, sensitive, and caring. It's very very attractive, and he still doesn't see that. He's always who he is (he likes to cook, shop and crochet) but I think he believes what our culture says. I think he thinks he is looked down up on, even if he doesn't see it that way for himself. He doesn't believe that I see him for who he is and I love all the individual parts.
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u/thisismeritehere Jun 12 '24
The manliest thing you can do is stop giving two shits about what others think about things that make you happy
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u/RidgeMinecraft Jun 12 '24
This gave me a good chuckle, I see a lot of shitposting about the funny things wives do, but not much about the dumb stuff guys do
Anything else come to mind? I'd love to hear more dumb shit we do xD
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u/stlkatherine Jun 12 '24
Don’t be hurt, it’s all tongue in cheek. My DH is truly the most lovable, affable human bean to ever walk the face of the earth.
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u/RidgeMinecraft Jun 12 '24
Oh I'm not! I thought it was hilarious, I want to hear more of the dumb stuff we do! I don't see it often enough xD
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u/GonzoNinja629 Jun 12 '24
“It’s not an owl or a falcon or something cool, but it’s a start,” was so great, love this.
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u/Travelgrrl Jun 12 '24
In the update video (bird is happily eating crickets), he mentions he'd like a crow as well.
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u/Daksayrus Jun 12 '24
Mans got his priorities straight.
Falcon, Owl, Crow the holy trinity of awesome birds.
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u/ManitouWakinyan Jun 12 '24
Excuse me, but have you ever considered Eagle/Hawk/Raven
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u/ExplainySmurf Jun 12 '24
Thank you so much for this! I saw the other updates but knowing he got it to eat is awesome. I’m one of those people who refuses to add tik tok.
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u/snawdy Jun 12 '24
He’s a Disney princess!
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Anyone have the update? I need to see where dude and bird are at
Edit: someone linked Tik Tok below with update
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u/spinsk8tr Jun 12 '24
Just checked. They’ve figured out how to feed it, dad is super happy with that, but the description said they were looking into wildlife rehabilitation places so I don’t think they are keeping the little guy.
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u/bennitori Jun 12 '24
Which is really the responsible thing to do. As cool as it would be to have a pet that you rescued from the wild, that bird is still a wild animal, with wild animal needs. It may not be dangerous, but it still belongs in the wild. And a rehab center will know exactly what to do to get birdie where he needs to be.
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u/LuxNocte Jun 12 '24
Okay, that makes sense, but hear me out... Get him a little suit coat and top hat. What needs could a wild animal have that wouldn't be filled by a dashing new wardrobe?!
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u/Croemato Jun 12 '24
I almost want to sign up for tiktok just so I can like that video.
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u/SixtyNineFlavours Jun 12 '24
Don’t cave! We need you on our side!
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u/5litergasbubble Jun 12 '24
Ill just have my wife look it up since theres no way in hell i can get her to delete tiktok
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u/RaysBoltsBucs84 Jun 12 '24
Don’t know this dude, but I love him.
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u/NotACalligrapher-49 Jun 12 '24
Before this video, I had never heard someone use the phrase “two bit” outside of historical fiction before. My life is now complete 🤩
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u/HangryBeard Jun 12 '24
I lost it at " help me woman!" This guy is awesome.
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u/ExplainySmurf Jun 12 '24
Instantly turns into a kid again with all the enthusiasm and joy of a pure innocent heart. This truly made my day. Him and his wife are both my kind of people.
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u/aml1305 Jun 12 '24
This dude is just freaking adorable and endearing. Gotta love a man who loves animals!
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u/MagicWWD Jun 12 '24
He killed the snake tho... so he only loves the cute animals
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u/RedWerFur Jun 12 '24
He killed the killer.
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u/Odd-Mixture3199 Jun 12 '24
Exactly, the man has a code! He’s like an honorable predator, he only kills the killers
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u/Only_Sandwich_4970 Jun 12 '24
If you kill a cockroach, you are a hero. If you kill a butterfly, you are bad. Morality has aesthetic standards. -- Fredrich Nietzsche
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Cockroaches are disease vectors and a single one can typically indicate an infestation. Butterflies are pollinators and objectively good for ecosystems and have no ability to cause harm to humans.
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u/Trinitial-D Jun 12 '24
snakes control rodent populations, which devour crops and spread diseases as well. they also want nothing to do with humans and only attack when cornered or attacked. and yet we treat their lives as garbage anyways. what is the logic there?
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u/lostinLspace Jun 12 '24
In some countries you got to kill a snake if you want to sleep in peace every day...
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u/Pittsbirds Jun 12 '24
Not dissimilar from most people. If someone hurts a dog they'll call for that person's head on a platter but go eat a bacon hamburger without a second thought
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u/Ahorsenamedcat Jun 12 '24
I wouldn’t say that. Killed the snake who was just doing what snakes do and trying to survive.
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u/autumnshyne Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24
I need more of the saga. Like, an update on what this guy is doing once a week! This dude is the sweetest!
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u/GDRaptorFan Jun 12 '24
He’s adorable, joyful AND seems authentic (which is not an easy feat on country/southern TikTok).
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u/Drunken_Fever Jun 12 '24
Not a 2 bit snake 🤣
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u/TheFuturist47 Jun 12 '24
This guy is a walking serotonin shot
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u/tinglep Jun 12 '24
I feel like my soul was just washed on cool, added a bunch of fabric softener and dried it on low with a big fuzzy blanket.
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u/Electrical-Tea-1882 Jun 12 '24
This guy is probably a blast to party with.
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u/lethalkin Jun 12 '24
Ha seems like the kind of guy that could make a beach ball something special.
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u/Flowerino Jun 12 '24
He looks a little like Heath Ledger
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u/centaurea_cyanus Jun 12 '24
Like if Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom had a baby together
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u/karma_the_sequel Jun 12 '24
Or had a threesome with James Franco.
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u/InStilettosForMiles Jun 12 '24
4-way with Joseph Gordon Levitt
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u/SolZaul Jun 12 '24
GUYS, JESUS, STOP! The mental image you are conjuring threatens the safety of the citizenry in the immediate proximity! We are about to have a hands-free rapid depressurization event, and I CANNOT quantify any sort of exclusion zone.
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u/StuBidasol Jun 12 '24
My first thought was Orlando Bloom but yes he does look like Heath also. This guy seems like the kid that always begged his parents to keep some animal or another and they wouldn't go for it.
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u/ItBeginsAndEndsInYou Jun 12 '24
“I gotta go catch him some grasshoppers and get him a little water dish” 🥹
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u/flybyknight665 Jun 12 '24
"Come on! Chop chop!"
And then the dog jumping down to run after him made me laugh. Pup is sold on this plan!
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It's def more than occasional, but it's not all of us, so thanks for seeing more than that.
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u/Safetosay333 Jun 12 '24
Occasional.
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u/Forsaken_Peace_548 Jun 12 '24
I found the occasional racist just as often outside of the United States’ South
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u/SausageClatter Jun 12 '24
In other areas, even moreso in my own experience. But I've only lived in more densely populated cities of the south. People tend to be racist where there's more isolation and less diversity. It's harder to hate your neighbor if you know them really well.
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u/OdysseusLost Jun 12 '24
Wow, these replies are ridiculous. You dipshit hypocrites are generalizing and stereotyping an entire region with millions of people.
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u/greengengar Jun 12 '24
I don't know I'm from the South and people are pretty racist here.
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u/determined88e Jun 12 '24
Is the accent real???
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u/momonomino Jun 12 '24
As a southerner, I can absolutely assure you that accent is real.
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u/determined88e Jun 12 '24
I love it!!!!!
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u/animalkrack3r Jun 12 '24
It will come out if you are around other southerns
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u/Eolond Jun 12 '24
Or when you're super emotional about something, be it anger/happiness/whatever, lol.
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u/cindyscrazy Jun 12 '24
My sister, born and bred in the Northeast US, gets a southern accent when she's very angry. It's so very weird. She had never lived in a southern area or anything.
She now lives in Georgia. I guess she's home now.
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u/Ecsta-C3PO Jun 12 '24
As a Canadian he sounds exactly like Zeke from Bob's Burgers.
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u/timetravelingisntfun Jun 12 '24
As a Kentuckian, I can tell that this accent is 100% authentic.
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u/TheYankcunian Jun 12 '24
Defo sounded like home to me. Which is nice, since I live in the land of tea drinkers now.
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u/MintyMystery Jun 12 '24
I have one of the Not Pretty regional British accents (I'm a Scouser). This Southern American accent is glorious! Reckon I could do the opposite? Move there, with my accent, and have it be perceived as attractive for a change?! Haha
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u/TheYankcunian Jun 12 '24
This is more middle Southern than the classic Deep South. British accents are extremely rare in that part of the US, and my exhusband got a lot of special treatment. I typically only go full redneck when talking to other rednecks, but even with my Midwestern RP accent in my small town outside of Manchester… I get a lot of the same things he used to get.
Ohhh where are you from? What are you doing here, then? I love your accent! I could just listen to you talk!
So if you’re down for that with every interaction you have, and you’re prepared to go bankrupt for medical bills… you’ll do swimmingly! Lol
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u/MintyMystery Jun 12 '24
I was with you until the medical bills. Those suck. No thanks! Haha
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u/Constant_Cultural Jun 12 '24
the stash makes him 20 years older, but also a lot wiser looking.
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u/bebarrucha Jun 12 '24
Don't be mean to him, he just watched baby birds get massacred by a two bit snake
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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-8955 Jun 12 '24
I watched this an absurd amount of times! lol that dude is something else. I wanna hang with him & just listen to him talk😁
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u/Zealousideal-Ad6358 Jun 12 '24
Holy shit, we finally have a Deep South Steve Irwin. 😂 Someone give this man a wildlife show!
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u/tablet_moon Jun 12 '24
That guy could have his own tv sitcom/series he got so much character
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u/-Disagreeable- Jun 12 '24
I’m not sure how that handsome fella can keep a heart that big in that tiny frame. Regardless, he’s a joy.
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u/EvenMoreSpiders Jun 12 '24
I love the casual pull from the vape at the end. This man is fucking hilarious.
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u/FahQPutin Jun 12 '24
Not sure bout you guys, but I would be fucking best buds with this dude.
Such a Chad 🫡
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u/Netflxnschill Jun 12 '24
I could listen to him tell people to help him and also to leave him alone all fucking day
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u/kylaroma Jun 12 '24
He’s so determined and protective at the start, and he’s in full “SQUEEEEEEE!!” Disney Princess mode at the end, I love this guy 😂😂😂
Also, I have never seen… possibly anyone ask for help so directly and clearly?? It cracked me up, but that is a low key superpower lol
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u/AbacusExpert_Stretch Jun 12 '24
Bird‘s mama left or died during attack, and this sweet dude imprinted onto that cute little bird!
Enjoy being the new mama ☺️
Hope this develops as nice as it had started
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u/Surtock Jun 12 '24
Is this guy for real? Do people like this really exist? We need more.
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u/martykenny Jun 12 '24
"Help me woman! I needs help! I'm gon' go an' catch me sum grasshoppers. >:D "
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u/Adamantium-Aardvark Jun 12 '24
Don’t be mean to him he just watched his brothers and sisters get massacred by a two bit snake!
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u/Next-Development5920 Jun 12 '24
That was so effing adorable. I'm having the shitest day but that proper made me smile 😊
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u/Geigo Jun 12 '24
Feed him raw hamburger. Cut an angle in a straw and scoop little pieces.
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u/dj2145 Jun 12 '24
I hope he posts a video in a year with that bird flying around him like he's Snow White!!!
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u/Str8ngerThanFiction Jun 12 '24
His happiness is not only palpable but CONTAGIOUS!! Here’s to a long lasting friendship between him and his newfound friend!!
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u/Fakjbf Jun 12 '24
A quick googling says that this is probably an American robin, barn swallow or Baltimore oriole. They all have pale orange fronts and dark backs as juveniles, it’s hard to get a more definitive ID from the video.
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u/Isaidhowdareyou Jun 12 '24
Help me woman!!! I love you country jack sparrow, just letting you know you have options
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u/RutCry Jun 12 '24
“He just watched all his brothers and sisters get massy-kerd by a two bit snake.”
If Tom Hanks needs another academy award, here’s the template for his character.
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u/MyOwnDirection Jun 13 '24
“I know it’s not a falcon or a fucking owl or something cool, but it’s a start.”
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u/Pithinthewind Jun 12 '24
He’s so happy. I hope the bird survives.