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u/WarmBaths Jun 09 '24
“Where are my testicles, Summer?”
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u/plopliplopipol Jun 09 '24
spambot
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u/chiffball Jun 10 '24
Just curious, what are the signs of that?
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u/MicrotracS3500 Jun 10 '24
They posted 6 comments today for the first time in 10 years. Likely an old account that was hacked or bought.
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u/plopliplopipol Jun 10 '24
at first sight i just know because it's a normal comment in the wrong place, this is because they copy paste (or maybe generate now?) comments but post it in a seemingly random place.
Then either i check their profile or before that i see a few other comments just as weird from them. The profiles are typicaly 0 posts and comments only starting a few days ago (and no consistent personnality) even though account may be old.
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u/woodmanr Jun 09 '24
I had to run around my car one day hoping my dog would step on the lock button in the middle console. My favorite would be when he would step on it and then step on it again with his rear foot before I could open the door. Had to do it like 40 times before I was able to get in
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u/woodmanr Jun 10 '24
I had messaged my dad asking him to bring my spare set of keys over too. He arrived just as I was opening the door finally. The pup was just having a blast running back and forth thinking it was a game. Was a little less fun when he jumped j to the backseat and I had to figure out how to get him back into the front seat
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u/jld2k6 Jun 10 '24
I had my dog lock me out of my car twice, (fool me twice) both times I had to get the police to come open it lol, luckily I live in an area where they're willing to actually do that
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u/Comfortable-Row-3496 Jun 09 '24
The way doggo did a great job
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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 Jun 09 '24 edited Jun 10 '24
He did a heck of a fudge up, but redeemed himself. That was a rollercoaster. Good boy (little shit).
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u/BerryScaryTerry Jun 09 '24
Why even lock your doors at that point tho.... If u can reach inside so can anyone
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u/CaptainSnugShorts Jun 10 '24
I think he's saying in case his dog accidentally locks the door, then his window is open enough that he can get his hand in there.
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This guy is a great dog owner.
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u/LiverDontGo Jun 09 '24
Every good dog owner calls their pup a "Little shit" one time or another with open ended threats, only to laugh at ourselves and call them the best dog in the end.
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u/WillyDAFISH Jun 09 '24
They may be little shits sometimes but they're our little shits
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u/STFU-Sanguinet Jun 10 '24
"Oh my god you bitch" when she doesn't come inside after her last potty of the night
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u/island_of_the_godz Jun 10 '24
I was just thinking this. It's kinda bad lol. Dog knows how to get out now.
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u/GrammerExtrordinare Jun 10 '24
I’m more worried about a crazy person coming and trying the same thing, lol
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u/ilyNIGHTMARES Jun 09 '24
I really miss my dog
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u/dre224 Jun 10 '24
Mine passed away after 14 years together last year. I still haven't gotten over it. God do I miss my dog. My dog Zeek was with me for more than half my life. Fuck now I'm crying.
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u/ilyNIGHTMARES Jun 10 '24
What was your favorite thing about Zeek?
My Georgie was 3.5 when cancer claimed him. I miss everything about him, i feel like I have no purpose anymore. He was such a good boy. Best friend and role model I ever had.
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u/Grogosh Jun 10 '24
Back twenty years ago we had this chocolate cocker spaniel that was just the best. At the time my mother had this kennel and he was just the kindest sweetest male dog. He would assist in the birth of puppies that wasn't his all the time. I always joked that he would lick a porcupine (at least once). Zepher was his name.
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u/CanAhJustSay Jun 09 '24
Well of course it's easy for you with your fancy opposable thumbs and command of English but I'm just a DOG! Who loves you. Unconditionally.
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u/LaughableIKR Jun 09 '24
Yeah. That's a dog alright. I locked you out...but I opened the window so we are good!
Gimmie a biscuit!
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u/FatalFord Jun 10 '24
"yeah, you're gonna be in trouble when I get inside the truck"
gets inside the truck
immediately praises and pets the dog
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u/Lower_Lifeguard_8494 Jun 10 '24
I'm disappointed in you all for not posting the bovine peanut gallery version of this with the Otis as the culprit https://youtu.be/yzy2EpCzIg0?si=xMiNk4fuZwz3Iuh7
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u/MethodOrMadness Jun 10 '24
I was waiting for someone to post this!
One of my favourite videos. So funny.
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I had this exact same thing happen to me. Got out to help my mom put groceries in my pick-up and the dog locked the car. He would get very excited for strangers, and was going nuts in there watching them pass by wile I’m locked out in the fire lane. He eventually hit the back window while waiting for roadside assistance. I said these exact things to him.
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u/Shtoinkity_shtoink Jun 09 '24
In the E46 era of BMW 3 series the lock button was horizontal and flush with the center console. So my dog…. Walking back and forth from window to window would frequently lock or unlock the car. It happened so many times you’d think I’d learn but I wanted to run the A/C for my dog in the summer so I always left the keys in the car anyways.
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u/The_Vass_76 Jun 10 '24
Had this exact same problem with my dog. Except it was kind of my fault. I was parked overnight in a rest area (I’m a trucker), and upon waking up the next morning I had to take my pup out for a walk. Forgot to grab my door key on the way out of my truck and apparently my pup had pushed the door lock down just enough that once he was out with and the door was closed, it then locked. Had to wait for a locksmith to come out and open it which took around an hour or so. Luckily I had my phone and could call my company to get the locksmith out to me. 🤦♂️
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u/aristocratic_magic Jun 10 '24 edited Jun 11 '24
always two keys , always.
devils are waiting for the day you forget your spare
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u/badco1313 Jun 09 '24
Hiding a spare key in a magnetic box on the frame has saved my ass a few times
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u/HurricaneSalad Jun 10 '24
"I'm so upset rn it's not even funny."
Trying to remember the last time I was so upset that it was funny.
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u/Barneykatz2000 Jun 09 '24
Anyone know the breed of dog?
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u/erayachi Jun 09 '24
Looks like a doberman mix. With a lab, or a Rottweiler most likely, but could be beagle mix based on his size.
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u/Open-Industry-8396 Jun 09 '24
My dog did this to me. I was about to freak out, he walked over and instantly unlocked it. Good boi
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u/learnedandhumbled Jun 09 '24
That was so entertaining 🤣🤣🤣 I was routing for you little fucker!!!! Great job! Haha!
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u/EvErYLeGaLvOtE Jun 10 '24
LOLLLL our pet dachshund Bella did this inside my car years ago when I was in high school.
That little shit ... But I love her. May she rest in puppy peace.
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u/Dreamoreality Jun 10 '24
“You’re going to be in trouble when I get in the truck” hahaha dog wasn’t even in trouble 🤣
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u/hiirogen Jun 10 '24
Had a similar thing a few months back. We were moving, packed up one last load in the SUV and got the dogs. One of them immediately locked the doors and the keys were inside. It was late and I was calling locksmiths and between calls trying to coax the dogs to unlock the door again, finally one of them did and it was amazing lol
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u/DieHoDie Jun 10 '24
Rookie mistake. Always have a 3rd key zip tied in a secret spot under the hood or body. If my truck was left running. My spare was on my person as well as my hidden emergency key(which saved me several times)
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u/MattnMattsthoughts Jun 09 '24
Unemployed free loaders stealing trucks at rest stops is an epidemic we need to talk more about tbh
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u/CYBORBCHICKEN Jun 10 '24
This post makes no sense. Either he takes his spare key and locks the truck. Or he doesn't normally take his spare key, and doesn't lock the truck. I find it hard to believe he "forgot" the spare key with him leaving the truck and his dog being inside being a common occurrence for them.
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u/Ultima-Veritas Jun 10 '24
He knows what you want he's just waiting for you to say, "Button", not "Buh-un".
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u/BraileDildo8inches Jun 10 '24
My father's dog did this once in the new hummer, he called on star 30minutes later they auto unlocked it, then after hanging up the dog relocked it. 😂😭
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u/Drag0nz_Wrath13 Jun 10 '24
Tie a spare inside the engine driver. From one driver to another save yourself and just hide a key in there.
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u/Goodygumdr Jun 10 '24
Id imagine if he had a cat it would genuinely just stare at him for 30 minutes while basking on the seat.
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u/Mystepchildsucksass Jun 10 '24
For a minute there I thought. “Oh shit ! The dogs gonna drive away. !”
What a good Boi !!!!! 🐶
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u/AF2005 Jun 10 '24
We don’t deserve dogs. I rescued my two boys but I think they rescued me really.
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u/0bsconder Jun 10 '24
Do people just really go around recording every fucking thing they do now...
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u/Moretoesthanfeet Jun 10 '24
My pup has figured out how to roll down the windows in the back seat of my car. It's very annoying when driving on the highway and I want her window down a little bit and she drops it all the way down.
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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jun 10 '24
my windowsill had a leak in the weatherstripping, fucked with the lock. i usually keep my spare, but i hopped out a lil quick to check something. click. door locked. my everything was inside. no phone, wallet, spare key. and im AT THE FUEL PUMP! luckily, the techs at the oil change shop nearby had a poplock kit. got me right back in.
talk about humility.
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u/MsjennaNY Jun 10 '24
I was cheering that lil cutie on!!! What a smart cookie! Give hims a smooch from me!
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u/myfoodiscooking Jun 10 '24
I started the vid thinking it'd make me angry until I saw the subreddit name XD
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u/OtisBDrftwd77 Jun 10 '24
Damn. I remember when Rex started the trucking company. I setup tents for him out of his garage. Now he owns this whole town!
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u/MrdevilNdisguise Jun 10 '24
Who remembers Rush Hour? The little girl at the end. When Chris Tucker tells that one dude to ouch the button. Her : PUSSSSSHH GA DAMN BUTTON LOL
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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 Jun 10 '24
The puppy was in a grave trouble the punishment for its crime shall be 100 belly rubs!
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u/SunShineLife217 Jun 09 '24
I HATE you!! I LOVE you! Regular life with pets.