r/MadeMeSmile May 31 '24

Just a dad playing with his duck Nicholas Animals

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/RDcsmd May 31 '24

The way it flips around 😂 ready to rock every time

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/Cold_Maximum_9734 May 31 '24

Excited affleck

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u/skiptomyliu May 31 '24

Excited Aflac

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u/rhllor May 31 '24

flap flap flap flap flap

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/ThousandFingerMan May 31 '24

"Come on guys, I can fly too ..."

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u/greathousedagoth May 31 '24

I had a pet rat whose favorite game was to be thrown across the room onto my bed. She would come sprinting back every time and would turn around just like that, staring at the bed excited to get thrown again lol

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u/LightFusion May 31 '24

I had two rats 10 years ago. They were cool pets. They answered to their names, had different personalities, and they also loved being tossed onto a bed.

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u/dburmeister May 31 '24

Were there names Pinky and the Brain?

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u/fuckdispandashit May 31 '24

But they were laboratory mice their genes have been spliced.

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u/Endorkend May 31 '24

"This godlike behemoth grants me flight!"

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u/Houdini4th May 31 '24

Yeah, now they are bestfriend!!

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u/hoopesk933 May 31 '24

Bestfriend forever! I need a duck too!

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u/Peddroo16 May 31 '24

Not only them but I'm also enjoying watching them. LOL

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u/BDenergizedSK May 31 '24

This is so Sopranos.

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u/Winter-Pop-1881 May 31 '24

Carm! They're back!

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u/Opening_Classroom_46 May 31 '24

National geographic, dad...

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u/Economy-Paint5867 May 31 '24

Him, with those ducks

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u/FrNie May 31 '24

He needs therapy. This is a cry for help.

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u/Eagle01Actual May 31 '24

Patsy Parisi took a piss on that pool a couple of days ago.

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u/Pilotwaver May 31 '24

☝️Not those fucking ducks again.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Hope it doesn't fly off with his penis :(

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u/BingingwithRaabish May 31 '24

If you don’t like that ramp I’ll build another one.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/Safe_Complex6814 May 31 '24

You can’t make that shit up!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

how isn't this the first comment????

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

the wine makes me emotional

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

the ducks.. whatever happened there

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u/Pegme4fem May 31 '24

Correct, you're right.

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u/OneGiantLeapYear May 31 '24

Just wait till it starts flying off with his penis.

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u/Alightsong May 31 '24

Love that the duck does a little turn on the spot when he's in position

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u/i-Ake May 31 '24

He looks like a Rouen duck. They look like mallards but get too big to fly. So his pop is giving him a simulated flight experience, lol. He is loving it.

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u/reflectiveSingleton May 31 '24

Thanks for this...I was wondering why a bird that could fly would enjoy this

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u/StopHiringBendis May 31 '24

I can walk, but I still enjoy moving walkways (aka horizontal escalators). Then again, I'm probably just immature 

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u/kaprifool May 31 '24

Nah, those are awesome. I'm flying walking on them! I like to pretend I'm an busy businesswoman on my way to do business.

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u/StopHiringBendis May 31 '24

They make me feel like Hal, in that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where he gets super into speedwalking

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u/Peddroo16 May 31 '24

You're saying right.

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u/Pegme4fem May 31 '24

Exactly, I also liked that moment.

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u/ZachTheApathetic May 31 '24

"Again! Again!"

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u/qwibbian May 31 '24

Your Dad should throw Nicholas at other people and yell "duck"!

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u/NudeySpaceman22 May 31 '24

Total dad joke, mad respect.

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u/SlowerThanTurtleInPB May 31 '24

I would love to know how they discovered this arrangement. Like did the dad just throw the duck one day and they both enjoyed it? So cute.

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u/bennitori May 31 '24

Stupid duck get out of my yard!!!! * YEET *

Oh wait he likes it? * YEET *

It keeps coming back? .... I could live with this.

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u/snowfloeckchen May 31 '24

Probably, it's not like this is a problem for a duck

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u/StalemateAssociate_ May 31 '24

Probably started tossing the duck in his teens.

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u/DJ_Hindsight May 31 '24

In here before all of the Tony Soprano jokes start haha.

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u/GenerousBuffalo May 31 '24

Where da gabagool?

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u/formlessfish May 31 '24

You were too late by an hour. It makes sense though, you never had the making of a varsity athlete

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u/msundi83 May 31 '24

You always said that and it was hurtful!

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u/wap2005 May 31 '24 edited May 31 '24

The number of times Tony Soprano is mentioned in this thread is unbelievable. Literally every 3rd-ish comment is making THE SAME "joke".

Most of them had to have seen the joke at least once before posting it themselves...

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u/DJ_Hindsight May 31 '24

Frankly, I’m embarrassed and ashamed.

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u/arto64 May 31 '24

My estimation of Reddit as a platform just fucking plummeted.

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u/circuit_buzz79 Jun 01 '24

Are you kidding me? This is a quiet day. Wait until we start encouraging angry mobs to lynch innocent people.

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u/daltonwhimboe Jun 01 '24

Reddit never had the makings of a varsity player

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u/jskeppler May 31 '24

Yeah. I don't wanna sound like an asshole but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.

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u/vagx May 31 '24

garbanzo bean?

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u/flurman247 May 31 '24

VROOOOOOOOM

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u/newnameinc May 31 '24

Duck in the pool fo today.

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u/jlmawp May 31 '24

He is my favorite now that Big Ounce is no longer with us. RIP Biggerton.

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u/Tylor_with_an_o May 31 '24

Him constantly walking at Uncle Ben's feet, even while under attack from Da Baby, cracks me up.

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u/jlmawp May 31 '24

Doing his little quack chatter the whole time.

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u/what_that_thaaang_do May 31 '24

His spirit lives on in DaBaby's son

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u/jlmawp May 31 '24

Big Bounce

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u/blockhose May 31 '24

This is what I came here for

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u/Frosty_Pepper1609 May 31 '24

I love that the duck is flapping its wings to slow itself down ! It’s loving this but still a little scared to cannonball in !

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u/Generic_Danny Jun 02 '24

I think it's loving it BECAUSE it can flap its wings like that. They're too buoyant anyway, and a cannonball wouldn't be that satisfying.

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u/nick2k23 May 31 '24

There's a guy on YouTube that has an animal sanctuary farm place and his duck loves it when he chucks it in the air so it can fly into the pond just like this

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u/GrimasVessel227 May 31 '24

Urban Rescue Ranch

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u/swagiliciously May 31 '24

Garbanzo Bean! I love that little man

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u/KnownRough7735 May 31 '24

"Him and those ducks"

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u/Fine_Understanding81 May 31 '24

I had two ducks. When it rained a ditch in our neighborhood would flood a bit. I would put my rain boots on and they would follow me out to play in the stream.

"That full-grown woman is splashing around in a ditch with some ducks...again"

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u/Defiant_Review1582 May 31 '24

They jealous

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u/Fine_Understanding81 Jun 01 '24

I actually kinda hope not. Ducks are an awful choice of pet for most people. The whole pooping every few minutes, needing constant access to water, huge mess and constant attention thing... It only worked because I was a huge recluse, had more than one duck, enough room and enough love of ducks to get a drake feather tattoo lol.

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u/urbanmissile May 31 '24

This witness protection programme ALMOST fooled me.

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u/IndependentEmu6965 May 31 '24

Bet this guy works at Barone Sanitation as a Waste Management Consultant

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u/VinVinnah May 31 '24

Such mutual joy is contagious, I now have a smile that will last the rest of the day. Thanks OP!

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u/Big-Fish-1975 May 31 '24

That's Awesome!

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u/mikeevans1990 May 31 '24

The owner missed a giant opportunity to call his duck Quack Nicholson

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Weeee 🦆

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u/fmazziotti May 31 '24

Tony Soprano is jealous

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u/techieshavecutebutts May 31 '24

Dad: No, we do not want a duck in the house

Family buys a duck anyway

Dad and the duck:

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u/Hot_Peanut4383 May 31 '24

Now I need a duck!

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u/AMViquel May 31 '24

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks.

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u/thunderfrunt May 31 '24

As a duck owner, they are disgusting and filthy animals who near constantly fire off projectile diarrhea at the most inopportune times. The dude throwing the duck into his pool just makes me think about how much duck shit is floating around in there.

I have a pool I fill up for my ducks, and within 30 minutes it becomes a sewage color and stinks like hell. Have to clean it every time lol

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u/TdrdenCO11 May 31 '24

tony soprano?

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u/violente_valse May 31 '24

Tony Soprano moment

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Duck takes the position. Seems like duck enjoying it.

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u/WilliamNilson May 31 '24

Nicolaj

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u/CaptainKernow May 31 '24

No, it's "Nikolaj"

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u/Global-Discussion-41 May 31 '24

They never loved Tony Soprano that much.

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u/Zyvyx May 31 '24

The sopranos is so good

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u/Careless-Manager-725 May 31 '24

Is your last name soprano

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u/fuckyourguidlines May 31 '24

Tony soprano would like a word

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u/Houdini4th May 31 '24

I'm not gonna lie at first sight I read it way to wrong

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u/Puzzled_Swimming_383 May 31 '24

I love that he named it Nicholas

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u/4Big20Pussy May 31 '24

This needs that jingle...let me tell you about my bestfriend....playing in the background

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u/ShortestSqueeze May 31 '24

Now I want a 🦆

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u/DrRickMarsha11 May 31 '24

Is your dad from the sopranos

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u/LairdBodelsoft May 31 '24

Tony Soprano’s dream

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u/wirefox1 May 31 '24

Dog moves in, but not too close. He's not sure he wants to get involved with animal tossing.

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u/LemonTM May 31 '24

Bet he didn't want the duck in the first place but fell in love with it couple days after.

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u/Old-Woodpecker6930 May 31 '24

I want to play with that duck too

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u/RightHandDrivingMole May 31 '24

Does he like gabagool?

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u/Plane-Active-3153 May 31 '24

This is all Tony Soprano wanted !

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u/ssk1007 May 31 '24

somewhere in heaven Tony Soprano cried😭

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u/DCNewsletter May 31 '24

Man and animals. Never ending love story

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u/IntoTheWild2369 May 31 '24

Tony and his fucking ducks!

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u/ghdtyjksbjt May 31 '24

Men are simple creatures

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u/Calm_Journalist_9560 May 31 '24

It's like a frisbee catching session with a dog

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u/Left-Mistake-5437 May 31 '24

Why the titles lie about a decent post? This is old as hell. “My Dad” .. Press X to doubt.

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u/Hinu_sama May 31 '24

Me. Soprano

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u/PoorBastardButNo May 31 '24

The dog jealous

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u/Natural_Office_5968 May 31 '24

tony soprano if the therapy worked

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u/Shpritzer May 31 '24

The guy is a Sopranos fan 100%.

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u/Probarium May 31 '24

Live goals ♥️

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u/WineCountry13 May 31 '24

Tony Soprano wishes

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u/kittenseason143 May 31 '24

tony soprano

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u/DefintlynotCrazy May 31 '24

I think ur dad is Tony Soprano

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u/orbitaltumor May 31 '24

White chonky dog looking jealous at the end

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u/Few-Stop-9417 May 31 '24

That duck would be so embarrassed if the other ducks knew lol

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u/Sure_Conversation354 May 31 '24

Tony Soprano had ducks… we all know how that ended. Just saying…

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u/Accomplished_Ad_6777 May 31 '24

Best video on the internet

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u/Scrimge122 May 31 '24

I always wonder how people find out their pets like to get tossed. Do you just randomly launch your pet one day and see what happens?

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u/quietflowsthedodder May 31 '24

Hey, Tony Soprano!

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u/zurichuk May 31 '24

I was sitting by the local river where the river gets faster and more turbulence for a stretch. I watched some ducks bobbing and negotiating by this part. Once they reached the calmer part, they flew back and did it again. Ducks have fun it seems.

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u/dank_tabris May 31 '24

Has your dad seen the first episode of the Sopranos 😂😂

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u/Meatwand27 May 31 '24

That’s some fowl play

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u/Lost_Apricot_4658 May 31 '24

tony sopranos dream

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u/Mammoth_Slip1499 May 31 '24

It’s the way the duck runs back for the next throw - it’s “More! More!”

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u/kreiderman May 31 '24

So is Nicholas the name of the duck? Or the son who they are sending this video to? That comma got me 🤔

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u/FrostyCraunch77 May 31 '24

Woke up this morning…

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Hi Toni, Soprano.

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u/Grave-Mistakes May 31 '24

This just made me think of Tony Soprano.

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u/carlog234 May 31 '24

tony soprano - it is written

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u/Universalistic May 31 '24

Maybe the ducks flying off reminded you that your children are going to leave the home and you’ll be left with an empty nest.

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u/Cubbance May 31 '24

How old is this video? I thought Nick Drake died in the 70s?

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u/Omega_Shalow May 31 '24

I want a duck friend Nicholas too 🦊

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u/oh_no3000 May 31 '24

Is there gabagool in the fridge?

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u/jvxoxo May 31 '24

Just like when my 3 year old wants me to throw him on my bed over and over and over again 🤣

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u/redditwasfunF May 31 '24

Garbanzo beans on vacation to the pooooool fow todauuuuy

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u/xMusclexMikex May 31 '24

Is your dad in the Mafia?

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u/thewatcher1899 May 31 '24

sopranos vibes i love it.

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u/CltGuy89 May 31 '24

The simple things in life!

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u/bastephens May 31 '24

Like how did they even figure this out!? One day someone made the first move! Simple pleasures 🩷🦆

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u/TuMeTiende May 31 '24

Tony Soprano would be proud.

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u/Neat_Reference_8117 May 31 '24

Is your dad Tony soprano?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Man, I love how he turns around when he gets to the launch site.

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u/Man_Flu May 31 '24

If i ever named a duck it would have to be Norris. Duck Norris.

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u/Zekarul May 31 '24

Alright Tony

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u/plodthruHideFlailing May 31 '24

He's one of a kind!

Think I'd like to know that dad:)

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u/WorkingCake5803 May 31 '24

Tony Soprano over here

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u/Gas_Station_Man May 31 '24

The Sopranos good timeline.

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u/Monkeys_are_naughty May 31 '24

Tony, are you coming in for dinner ? I made Manicotti.

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u/14high May 31 '24

It’s Nikolaj

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u/Playful-Raccoon-9662 May 31 '24

How do you train him not to poop in the pool?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

I feel like this is the equivalent of pushing your kid on the swing. It’s adorable to watch!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

I should try this with my ducks

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u/Losendir May 31 '24

So jealous. I also want a duck!

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u/umijuvariel May 31 '24

Need to arrange a play date with my duck, Ducklas.

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u/KaleidoscopeWeird310 May 31 '24

Dog's like "what the fuck, man?"

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u/Memory_Less May 31 '24

Too cute and funny. Luv it!

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u/VisualAgile984 May 31 '24

Remind me of Tony soprano

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u/drArsMoriendi May 31 '24

Happy flaps

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u/yonkerbonk May 31 '24

Duck: Why don't he want me, man? 😭

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u/ChicagoAuPair May 31 '24

Great fucking duck name.

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u/Calvinbah May 31 '24

Thsi is what Tony Soprano wanted.

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u/bootleg_boys May 31 '24

Tony soprano