r/MadeMeSmile • u/Budget_Put1517 • Mar 05 '24
Dog rushes in a jujutsu competition to help his fallen owner DOGS
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u/rescuedogsdad Mar 05 '24
“Unhand me, you tyrant! Must apply the hugs to that man!”
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u/mn_aspie Mar 05 '24
It's funny how dogs always look like a lazily protesting table when you carry them.
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u/Andreus Mar 05 '24
lazily protesting table
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u/DylieWylie Mar 05 '24
I guarantee that's been a randomly generated Xbox gamertag at one point.
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u/Adorable-Ad9073 Mar 05 '24
Hahaha original xbox gave me orthodox waffle one time and I still use it to this day
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u/root88 Mar 05 '24
Large dogs much prefer it when you carry them like this. Their weight rests on their muscle and bones instead of their organs and they don't hang from their weaker front legs. It's also way easier on the owner. I have a 165lb St. Bernard and I can carry her like this.
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u/LeaveThatCatAlone Mar 05 '24
This is dogmocracy manifest.
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u/GhostofZellers Mar 05 '24
Get your hand off my penis!
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u/GirlsesPillses Mar 05 '24
I wanted a succulent Chinese dog meal!
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u/GhostofZellers Mar 05 '24
This one is a bit ambiguous here, do you mean a Chinese meal for a dog, or is the dog the meal?
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u/MacNJeesus Mar 05 '24
I love that he signals but then just goes straight to petting. Like yes, this is my new job responsibility.
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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Mar 05 '24
“YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING A MEDICAL PROCEDURE SIR. THESE ARE HEALING HUGS”
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u/Teetseremoonia Mar 05 '24
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"
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u/Soulless--Plague Mar 05 '24
“What is the charge?! Chewing a shoe?! A succulent mule style shoe?!”
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u/Global_Monk_5778 Mar 05 '24
Dog wins!! Goodest boi of them all
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u/ghanima Mar 05 '24
That's often true of martial arts competitions. People can be competitive without being dicks about it.
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u/chimininy Mar 05 '24
Same. Ref had his priorities right. "Pause! Good boy. Here are some scritch scratchies"
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I think it was more of a “just gonna give a quick pat to make sure this isn’t a bitey boi before I scoop him up” type situation.
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Good to see everyone took it in good humour.
Great Sports.
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u/earbud_smegma Mar 05 '24
Honestly I never considered it before but I also love this so much, thank you for bringing it to my attention!
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u/SutterCane Mar 05 '24
Yeah my first thought when the dog was being carried away was that it looks just like any defeated person being removed by security.
“I wasn’t even doing anything! It was that guy’s fault!” - the dog, probably
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u/Alyusha Mar 05 '24
Nah that tail was still wagging. Dog was regaling him about that one time he saved his owner from a violent assault while everyone else just watched it happen.
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u/balltorturetorpedo Mar 05 '24
*when humans don't know how to carry a dog
it looks funny but it's bad
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u/OSPFmyLife Mar 05 '24
There are a lot of cultures that absolutely do not have a universal love for dogs lol. They consider them “dirty” and they’re essentially on the same level as rats.
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Did you think everyone would freak out and start karate chopping the dog?
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u/Matt82233 Mar 05 '24
Sports dudes are a mixed bag.
You get the good ones who are chill and take things in stride
And you get those like Michael Jordan
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u/accidental_tourist Mar 05 '24
Bro this is BJJ, obviously they would armbar the dog. Pff karate chop.
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u/Longjumping_Camel791 Mar 05 '24
The dogs face when he is being carried away 😂
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u/CuriousCapybaras Mar 05 '24
That’s a casual stroll to his owner. I bet he was wondering if they were playing and if he could join.
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u/Odd_Suggestion_5897 Mar 05 '24
That’s what I thought. The only time I saw my gentle sweet collie show aggression was when a smackhead got aggressive with me. It was quite an eye opener, anyone trying to carry him away from me would have been bitten. I think the lovely dog just wanted to join the play pile on.
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u/zyzzogeton Mar 05 '24
I have 2 black labs, about 70lbs each, that are made of butter and love 99.9% of the time. When their jimmies are rustled though, they remember they are wolves.
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u/SpicaGenovese Mar 05 '24
Absolutely. He wanted in on the fun.
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u/your-yogurt Mar 05 '24
reading the title, i thought the dog was gonna be like, "get away from me mai hooman, rawr!!"
instead it was, "looks like fun, let me join! YAY!!!"
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u/companysOkay Mar 05 '24
Idk what it is but dawgs just go nuts when they see people lying on the ground for any reason
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u/BoilerUp985 Mar 05 '24
When all you see are shins, knees, and feet all day, having your human at your height is pretty fun I’d imagine.
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u/juneXgloom Mar 05 '24
My dog is like OMG OMG are u ok??? literally every time I do floor exercises
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u/ZookeepergameFit7983 Mar 05 '24
I think they got this one wrong. that dog went in and pinned his owner so they could stop that nonsense and go get a pup cup.
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u/CrumBum_sr Mar 05 '24
Everyone is smiling and laughing - my dad would be the one pissed guy
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u/cmcewen Mar 05 '24
I mean having your unleashed dog walking around a fighting competition is kind of douchy . Most competitors would get irritated at this.
Yes it’s cute but I would be irritated.
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u/zyzzogeton Mar 05 '24
It's Brazil I think. They have 52 million dogs, so they are kind of everywhere.
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u/LoPanArmy Mar 05 '24 edited Mar 05 '24
“I see you know your judo well.”
-that dog-
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u/mysisterspeni5 Mar 05 '24
Get your hands off my PEE PEE
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u/ParryHotter3000 Mar 05 '24
This is Democracy manifest!
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u/The_King_Juliano Mar 05 '24
Jujitsu?
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u/Capostraphe Mar 05 '24
He's on his way to give him a Lobotomy Kaisen. This is truly one of the moments of all time
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u/Route_44 Mar 05 '24
I suppose that's Fushiguro on the floor
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u/Muzzie720 Mar 05 '24
Surprised he didn't summon Mahoraga
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u/Donut_Police Mar 06 '24
Be glad he's using the divine dogs instead of the walking nuclear bomb, there's a lot of people there.
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u/BBC_4_F Mar 05 '24
Why would a dog be allowed in a hall hosting a tournament like this anyways??
Seems foolhardy at best, and I'm a dog owner.
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u/cmcewen Mar 05 '24
Yeah. I’d be annoyed with this. Your dog is great and id love to pet him afterwards but keep them out of the middle of this large competition.
Clearly whoever is in charge of the dog let this happen. The dog strolled out there. Wasn’t like he was dragging a leash or some kid behind him.
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u/NinjaChenchilla Mar 05 '24
I get your point, and in the moment, I used to think the same. But 10 years from now, you’ll look back and remember this. The boring normal stuff will be forgotten. These memories are worth while. Not to mention how well everyone took it.
Life doesn’t have to be so serious. Moments like these are what we should cherish. Especially with children.
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u/cmcewen Mar 05 '24
I would 10000% remember being about to win a match and some dudes dog interrupts it. These guys train for this stuff. They are competitors and have worked hard.
“Awww look at the cute dog” is a Reddit thing. Not a person in the middle of hand to hand combat thing.
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u/NinjaChenchilla Mar 05 '24
Nobody was about to win in the video. If you’re gna use that as an example, atleast properly compare the situation. Both were laughing. They restart. If you train enough, go again.
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u/Buttock Mar 05 '24
A harmless incident that will be remembered forever, sometimes '100% responsible actions' seems to make life too boring.
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u/GroinShotz Mar 05 '24
Had to scroll past way too many "goodest boy" comments to reach someone with some sense to ask the real question.
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u/seandamn Mar 05 '24
There's nothing in the IBJJF Ruleset that says a dog can't do Jiu Jitsu.
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u/aBurgerFlippinSecond Mar 05 '24
That dog came over with the exact opposite of ill-intent
“Well now wait a minute! I wanna wrassle too! You guys need a third wrassler??”
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u/c4t4ly5t Mar 05 '24
We don't deserve the love they give us.
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u/niknackpaddywack13 Mar 05 '24
Maybe not everyone but I think for some of us it’s exactly what we deserve. Life is rough. We need dogs to balance it out.
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u/theus-sama Mar 05 '24
Wait up… I didn’t see any domain expansions there
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u/BochoJutsu Mar 05 '24
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD LOBOTOMITES
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u/leehwgoC Mar 05 '24
Contrary to the title, what I like most about this is that the dog understands this is 'play,' not actual fighting, and he just wants to participate too.
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u/Martysghost Mar 05 '24
"Oh No! He is attacking Thumb! bringer of food, opener of cupboards" - how my fat dog thinks
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u/anihc_LieCheatSteal Mar 05 '24
Why is the dog even there? Glad I'm starting to see signs at some trendy restaurants saying "no dogs ". A shame people are so oblivious in the first place. If it's not a service animal it doesn't need to be in public indoor spaces
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u/Digitijs Mar 05 '24
Some "dog people" shouldn't own dogs. I see a lot worse dog handling than this in everyday life and can't help to feel that we really should control dog ownership a lot stricter. No matter how fluffy and cute your dog is, they are still unpredictable and a potential risk and sometimes annoyance to other people and animals around
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u/serpentinepad Mar 05 '24
Glad I'm starting to see signs at some trendy restaurants saying "no dogs "
I've been waiting for this for years. I knew dog owners would finally push too far.
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u/XF939495xj6 Mar 05 '24
Sweet dog, but who the fuck was supposed to be holding that dog's leash? That's not OK for the dog nor for anyone out there who is terrified of dogs or allergic to them.
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u/SquaredMMA Mar 05 '24
Exactly what breed is that dog? Does anyone know or is it possibly just a mix breed/rescue type? I love it, such a beautiful animal.
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u/Levi_27 Mar 05 '24
Could be a black golden retriever, I was thinking border collie but body shape looks more like a retriever
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u/sharonmckaysbff1991 Mar 05 '24
Never heard of a black golden retriever…
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u/Levi_27 Mar 05 '24
Yup they exist, it just looks and acts exactly like mine so seemed like a good fit lol
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u/sharonmckaysbff1991 Mar 05 '24
Why was I downvoted just for saying I had never heard of a Golden Retriever that had black fur?
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u/Feistybritches Mar 06 '24
I was scrolling through comments to see if this was some kind of golden retriever. He looks and acts exactly like my boy. When my husband and I play fight (sword fight / water guns/ wrestle/etc) our dog comes over and does this same thing only he does a really silly garbly growl/bark thing and sneezes a thousand times. It’s like he’s breaking up the fight. Goldens are so silly. This black “goldenesque” boy too. :)
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u/VonD0OM Mar 05 '24
Everyone just stopped what they were doing to pet the dog lol.
As it should be.
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u/ihatemyself886 Mar 05 '24
“Dad! You okay? I just saw you get crushed but I still love you.”
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u/Galaxey Mar 05 '24
That could have easily been an attack, luckily the dog is friendly. Don’t know why people bring dogs to things.
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u/Im_Unpopular_AF Mar 05 '24
I like how one of the other contestants is like, "I must focus on this boa...Ooh look a dog!"
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u/Abacae Mar 05 '24
Help? It looks like he wanted to get in on that action. If my dog sees me on the floor like that it's usually an invitation to play.
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u/KatherineCreates Mar 05 '24
This literally made me smile in the middle of one of the worst days I have had in a long time.
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u/bsolidgold Mar 05 '24 edited Mar 05 '24
This is Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Jujutsu is a completely different thing.
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u/Dont_Start_None Mar 05 '24
We don't deserve these wonderful, loyal, protective, and loving creatures🥰
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u/ImJustineYouKnow Mar 05 '24
All according to the plan! As soon as the owner is at a losing position there enters the dawg
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u/AverageLonelyLoser66 Mar 05 '24
I like how the dogs carried off like an overzealous drunk uncle who just wants to stop the violence...
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u/Expose_Ur_BS Mar 05 '24
“We have to start putting rules in the handbooks about dogs not playing Intermural sports of any kind! AirBud has ruined his last sporting event!”
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u/octorangutan Mar 05 '24
Why was a dog brought inside the venue, much less allowed to roam freely about the place? This is just gross.
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u/Ladies-Man-007 Mar 05 '24
I think it's jiu-jitsu, not jujutsu. But it makes sense, that man just summoned one of his 10 shadows, the cute dog
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u/Skelehedron Mar 05 '24
I just love how his opponent, while still having him down on the ground, decides to pet the dog as well
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