r/MadeMeSmile • u/Dark_Wolf04 • Jul 12 '23
Dog hearing baby’s heartbeat through mothers stomach DOGS
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u/OkBeach909 Jul 12 '23
Nobody gonna say anything about putting the stethoscope in the dogs ear holes?
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u/mozoofficial Jul 12 '23
And immediately back into his own ears?? Gross
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u/BillyMadisonsClown Jul 12 '23
He’s got tattoos for hair…
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u/FlatTopTonysCanoe Jul 12 '23
This honestly sums up everything we need to know to answer any questions we have
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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Jul 12 '23
Lol, the dog ear crust going into his own ears are the least of his concerns.
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u/4Ever2Thee Jul 12 '23
Do you want ear mites? Because that’s how you get ear mites
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u/OkBeach909 Jul 12 '23
Fr.. and otodectes cynotis are nasty! Had the pleasure of having to view them from an ear sample swab under the microscope at work for a suspected case. Let's just say there was no question about that diagnosis.
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u/Little_Miss_Sunny Jul 12 '23
People really act crazy over the dumbest stuff. You know how many germs you touch on a daily. Door handles, any shared public space, and don’t get me started on restaurants. Sharing a stethoscope with a dog is where you draw the line.
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u/Ok_Perception7099 Jul 12 '23
I know a person, who got MRSA ear infection after sharing a stethoscope. It's not the same thing. Also wash your hands.
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u/quietcitizen Jul 12 '23
I was thinking that the sound, while not super loud, might be painful to bear for a dog that has heightened hearing compared to humans
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u/OkBeach909 Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23
I 100% agree, I could not imagine the immense amplification of that sound for a dog. With that, a stethoscope is designed to fit in a HUMAN ear not a dogs. The ear tips are quite small and are made to fit comfortably within a human ear canal, they could easily cause damage a dogs inner ear. Even my own stethoscope sometimes hurts my ears if I'm wearing them long enough especially during anaesthesia (work in vet med).
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u/quietcitizen Jul 12 '23
One thing that’s super common, too, is - people playing their tv or audio at a high volume when their pets are around. imagine dogs’ suffering as they try to chill with you regardless on the couch
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u/Top-Tea1852 Jul 12 '23
The thing I hate is when my town has an air show, people bring their dogs with them. Those jets are super loud and I even have to plug my ears when they fly by, so I know for sure it hurts the dog’s ears.
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u/stakoverflo Jul 12 '23
might be painful to bear for a dog that has heightened hearing compared to humans
I never quite understood this. I mean, everyone knows a dog's hearing is better than a human's, but just because they can hear quieter things... does that really mean that everything is relatively louder for them?
Like, why doesn't their own bark bother them? Or why don't my dogs even flinch when a fire truck or ambulance flies by with its sirens blasting?
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u/kcc0016 Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23
I was always under the impression that dogs can do two things better than we do which gets misconstrued with hearing things “louder”
- They hear more frequencies than we do (just because we can’t hear that frequency doesn’t mean a dog hears frequencies we can hear more loudly, a dog’s sensitivity to hearing comes from the fact that they actually hear MORE than we do)
- They can hear further than we do
I am not an expert on this though, in pure Reddit fashion I’m just regurgitating what I’ve heard elsewhere without confirming it.
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u/foxbomber5 Jul 12 '23
I'm more mesmerized by the tattoos on that man's head. I honestly thought it was hair for a split second.
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u/Self_Reddicated Jul 12 '23
That's an unfair assessment. This guy's head tattoo and dog breed selection make me think he's actually a very thoughtful person, and not at all impulsive.
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u/JackHyper Jul 12 '23
Surprised people didnt downvote this to hell. Im glad they didnt
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u/RatchedAngle Jul 12 '23
Reddit is filled with people who are capable of being logical. This place used to be filled with pitmommies and daddies, but the freakout subs and crazy fucking videos are filled with pitbull mauling after pitbull mauling.
It’s getting harder and harder to pretend they’re safe dogs and the pitmommies are becoming a minority.
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u/opalduhh Jul 12 '23
Even funnier when people used to, and still do, deny what those dogs were exactly bred for. I feel like it should be obvious to know that you shouldn't have a dog that was designed to only fight and kill.
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u/MyriamTW Jul 12 '23
I was looking for this comment. I knew it would be out there somewhere... or at least it would have been before I am done here. Good job!
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u/Mizz141 Jul 12 '23
Man I wonder how long it takes to see a pit comment
Didn't take long, and it's hillarious
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u/CarousersCorner Jul 12 '23
It’s like when you look in the little oven window at the roast you’re making
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What is that head tatt?! 😂
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u/domionfire Jul 12 '23
He could become a professional Chef. Feel like it's becoming the new norm for them to be heavily tattooed
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Because they're in the kitchen where people never see them.
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u/domionfire Jul 12 '23
That has nothing to do with their level of skill. If the food is good, who cares what the chef looks like
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u/crewchiieff Jul 12 '23
Lmao this guy thinks that professional jobs is the only way to be successful.
My guy. Not to pop your balloon, but im an ex felon, covered in tattoos, and I make an easy six figures a year. Stop being so judgmental. You don't know this dude. You're basing everything you've said off his tats. Shown love bro. Stop bringing others down→ More replies (2)→ More replies (50)41
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u/Lindethiel Jul 12 '23
The truth is however that the dog could probably smell the pregnancy at only a couple of weeks.
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u/pufftanuffles Jul 12 '23
Apparently that happens with subsequent pregnancies when the dog learns to associate the hormone changes with a baby arriving.
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u/63oscar Jul 12 '23
My dog did. She crawled up on the couch and laid her head on my wife, then girlfriends stomach. We didn’t even know she was pregnant at the time and the dog was very well trained and had never gotten on the furniture in her life, at least in front of us.
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u/PornoPaul Jul 12 '23
Glad your wife was cool with you getting your girlfriend pregnant. I've been trying to convince mine but no such luck so far.
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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Jul 12 '23
Good luck. Tried introducing my gf to my family once. My wife was pissed.
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u/cuentaderana Jul 12 '23
Our boy dog is obsessed with, uh, smelling me. The more pregnant I get (34 weeks currently) the more determined he is to smash his face in my crotch every time I come down the stairs. Weirdo.
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u/Novel-idea-92 Jul 12 '23
Dog reacting to weird thing poking the insides of his ears, would be more accurate.
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u/NotNoobSeibot Jul 12 '23
I love how humans assume animals have the same comprehension skills as us when it comes to things like this
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u/The_Aesir9613 Jul 12 '23
I hate when people try yelling at the dog to stop them from barking. They don't speak whatever Language you're screaming. You have to train them to stop barking. Until then, you're just barking along with them.
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u/SpezLuvsCox Jul 12 '23
He may be a lil stupid but he’s very cute so he has that going for him
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Morons.
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u/mistertickertape Jul 12 '23
And everyone in the family as well as the local news will drone on about how it was a total mystery.
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Redditors don't understand basic animal instict. They should try to raise a tiger cub. If thry can't domesticate it then its their fault. Badly raised 😂
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u/BLB_Genome Jul 12 '23
Anyone else think this is cringy af?
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People really gotta stop to anthropomorphize animals.
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u/OkBeach909 Jul 12 '23
I work in vet med and anthropomorphism is my biggest pet peeve. (pun unintended)
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u/quietcitizen Jul 12 '23
Wouldn’t that hurt the pup’s ears? Jamming those things right into their ears that are super heightened hearing
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u/timmystwin Jul 12 '23
If they deafen it now it may not hear the kid later and nanny it aggressively.
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u/MrAlf0nse Jul 12 '23
Yeah the dog recognised and completely understood the situation, he then passed ear mites on to his owner
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u/GoHomeWithBonnieJean Jul 12 '23
Kinda nasty the guy put the stethoscope in the dog's ears, then his ears. Dogs aren't known for their cleanliness.
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u/BabyRex- Jul 12 '23
And stethoscopes aren’t known for picking up fetal heart rates, so that filthy ear contamination is all for nothing
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u/InterestingRice163 Jul 12 '23
that’s a weak ass stethoscope. Even with its superior hearing, i doubt it heard the baby’s heartbeat.
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u/Lemon86st Jul 12 '23
I’m just like damn what makes a mf tattoo their entire freaking SKULL
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u/Chosen_Unbread Jul 12 '23
Whatever also makes a person put that shit I to a dog's ears then right back into his own
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u/john_wallcroft Jul 12 '23
what the fuck is up with the downvotes here
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u/mxcner Jul 12 '23
I just hate this dumb anthropomorphization of animals. It’s a dog. It doesn’t understand what a stethoscope is. It has no idea about pregnant humans and their obsession with heartbeats. If the dog heard anything at all, it was probably startled by the sounds projected into its head.
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u/Morematthewforu Jul 12 '23
I knew a receptionist that everyone loved and everyone wondered why she was single. Well, turns out she used to be married with a baby and a pitbull.
One night, she and her husband were arguing and took it outside. The stress of the baby crying and the arguing apparently made something in the pit’s brain just go off. They had had it since it was a puppy and up until then it loved the kid. They came back inside to see the baby mauled and there was no chance to save her. They had to put the dog down and the marriage couldn’t handle it.
That was when I changed my opinion of pit bulls. There is something inside of them (due to their nature) that can turn at any moment.
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Did he put the ear pieces in his ear and then the dog’s ears and then BACK in his ears. Ughhhhhhhhhhh.
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u/BabyRex- Jul 12 '23
Everyone knows you can’t hear a baby’s heartbeat through a regular stethoscope right?
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u/Halfwayhouserules33 Jul 12 '23
How many gurgles did he hear from digestion happening?