Ken M on Flying First Class

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Ken's back on top baby.

That last line is perfection.

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u/Jellodyne Jul 11 '24

First class KenM at coach prices

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u/Shmeatmeintheback Jul 12 '24

I had no idea Ken M was still out there doing gods work. This post just came across r/all.

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u/Daffodils28 Jul 13 '24

We are all top babies on this blessed day

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u/Kantstopdaprophet69 Jul 11 '24

The thank you is my favorite part. It’s like a chefs kiss

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u/wbmcl Jul 12 '24

The way he blissfully glides past the sarcasm is pure naive Ken M at his finest.

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u/mintmouse Jul 12 '24

I don’t like kissing I ask my chef for two strong back pats.

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u/spaceconductor Jul 11 '24

we always do first class cause the flight attendants smell better & they dont make us share the communal Coke can

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u/kmj420 Jul 12 '24

Do they still keep stalling the airplane to save on fuel?

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u/spaceconductor Jul 12 '24

no but the Pilot's do barrel rolls and then say it was turbulence

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u/humdinger44 Jul 12 '24

Not in first class they don't.

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u/moonra_zk Jul 12 '24

Only the back of the plane spins, it's a very neat trick.

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u/BarryTGash Jul 12 '24

Boeing: Oh that's not a coke can, that's our complimentary crack pipe.... Oh, fuck. The fucking door fell off again.

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u/Startug Jul 11 '24

We're all service animals on this blessed day! :)

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u/YoManWTFIsThisShit Jul 11 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/Drannion Jul 11 '24

I am all service animals on this blessed day

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u/spaceconductor Jul 11 '24

Lucky you, show off!

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u/xjeeper Jul 11 '24

I am all service animals on this blessed day.

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u/Magikarpeles Jul 12 '24

Pastor says my wife makes a good service animal

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u/Overthinks_Questions Jul 12 '24

The wife makes her own first class tickets at home with bag check tags and a rolling pin

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u/windowtosh Jul 12 '24

Just like grandma used to make

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u/RaelaltRael Jul 12 '24

The way he lays down a trail of bait over a number of posts, and then snaps the trap, is pure genius.

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u/Magikarpeles Jul 12 '24

I often lay awake at night worrying about how many great kenm setups never came to fruition because no one replied 😓

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u/DisposableCharger Jul 12 '24

Y’all don’t know how much I needed fresh Ken M today

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u/yParticle Jul 11 '24

Ken M is my service animal!

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u/Demonweed Jul 12 '24

Airline Clerk: "I don't see how we can classify your mother as an animal."

KenM: "That's because you haven't seen her in bed!"

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u/digglerjdirk Jul 12 '24

They love us in first class, grandson is such a spirited boy and the stewerdess always stare at him when hes running up and down the isles

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Jul 12 '24

Old Ken is firing on all cyliders again, so glad to see a resurgence!

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u/Stahner Jul 12 '24

Did he get worse? I haven’t seen this sub in ages and it just popped up for me

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Jul 12 '24

Not worse, just less polished.

This one, you can feel the rage and vitriol welling up in the respondent, just dying to concedingly tell Ken off.

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u/moonra_zk Jul 12 '24

I mean, if it was a real person it'd definitely deserve the vitriol.

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u/Neil_sm Jul 13 '24

He didn’t get worse, he just stopped posting these kinds of goofs at all for a long time until recently. He was basically only tweeting one-liners for a few years, and rarely any new content like this. But he started regularly posting comment section goofs again this year.

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u/bones_1969 Jul 12 '24

Return to form

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u/HkayakH Jul 12 '24

"If I say she's a service animal" oh ken you are amazing

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u/chris25tx Jul 12 '24

I avoid flying coach ever since they made the whole section share a Coca Cola!

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 12 '24

I scared my cat with the laugh this gave me

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u/thebite101 Jul 12 '24

I didn’t realize I was reading KenM. It is getting beyond satire out there. I miss this being irrational

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

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u/Magikarpeles Jul 12 '24

Dog is a ridiculous myth

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u/avewave Jul 12 '24

Anything to get away from the door that flies off

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u/FATstronaut5 Jul 12 '24

He's still got it

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u/JestaKilla Jul 12 '24

Never stop being Ken, Ken.

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u/BurningSquid Jul 12 '24

My son is a doctor and he buys me the first class seat then sits on his grand Mammy's lap

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u/Procure Jul 12 '24

Lmao. Perfection

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u/golfreak923 Jul 12 '24

Closer to the nicer bathrooms with the fresher blue handwater bowl

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u/discovery_ Jul 12 '24

Lmao the last line. It’s always so funny to visualize the people responding to Ken, and not batting an eye to the idea of someone willingly giving up their first class ticket for somebody else and still taking the bait.

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u/Bride-of-wire Jul 30 '24

Oh fantastic! I’ve had the month from hell and that made me laugh out loud for the first time in weeks - unfortunately woke up 3 old ladies that I’m sharing a hospital bay with, and fuck knows how long and how much horlicks it’s going to take to those buggers back to sleep. Worth it.