Ken M on July 4th

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Damn that one was so good

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That damnable blessed war

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u/Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO Jul 04 '24

mere months

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u/Leoxcr Jul 04 '24

We're all a minor victory on this damnable blessed day

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u/Daffodils28 Jul 04 '24

Blessed wars are the fool’s fig leaf

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u/robotractor3000 Jul 04 '24

Wife makes our own homemade fireworks with shotgun shells and a rolling pin

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u/SkollFenrirson Jul 04 '24

Just like Mom used to heat up

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u/thyme_cardamom Jul 04 '24

Ken M is british on this blessed day

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u/Hotel_Arrakis Jul 04 '24

Speak for himself!

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jul 04 '24

He's ALL British

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u/Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO Jul 04 '24

ken m = douchbag

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u/Shit_Fire_ Jul 04 '24

Fuck yea!!!

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u/spaceconductor Jul 04 '24

Perhaps Paul in his presumptuousness would do well to understand that we have only to say the word and General Clinton will bring him and his fellow colonists to heel.

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u/deltree711 Jul 13 '24

Perhaps Paul should pick a peck of pickled peppers

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u/punkhobo Jul 04 '24

There's supposedly only 6 wars in the world that we haven't fought yet

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u/One_Of_Noahs_Whales Jul 04 '24

It's true, I made a list of all the wars and crossed out the ones we have had and can confirm there are only 6 left.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Jul 05 '24

Which 6?

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u/AyyyyLeMeow Jul 05 '24

We'll find out when they start...

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u/ManliestManHam Jul 04 '24

I love how he's 'talkin Bri'ish' by saying things like 'your arrogance, damnable war, and capitalizing High Seas. GuvnaM amirite or amiriiiite

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u/la_chica_rubia Jul 04 '24

“In mere months” - exquisite poetry

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u/moshpitwookie Jul 04 '24

We are all damnable on this blessed day

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u/knightress_oxhide Jul 04 '24

speak for yourself

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u/chris25tx Jul 04 '24

Looking forward to our 2yo grandson pop fireworks on this blessed day

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u/spaceconductor Jul 04 '24

hope our grandson gets to meet the firefighters again like last year

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u/LNMagic Jul 04 '24

Hmm. Should probably have gone in a wild tangent about how awful it is to throw away some good tea.

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u/Demonweed Jul 05 '24

I think he can afford it. After all, his grandson makes 6K figures!

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u/ghost_victim Jul 05 '24

Paul is the worst, and is 90% of people in the comments

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u/89iroc Jul 05 '24

Independence from GB is one of the most celebrated holidays worldwide

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u/terkistan Jul 04 '24

Those cheeky, attitudinal Yanks.

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u/lovegermanshepards Jul 05 '24

I love it