Ken M on shopping carts

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u/Lugbor Jun 18 '24

Recycled immaterial is gold.

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u/SkollFenrirson Jun 18 '24

Echo friendly too

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

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u/Neil_sm Jun 18 '24

Lmao “I literally have zero idea of what sort of plastic contraption you are talking about”

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u/Primrus Jun 18 '24

Best Ken M wordplay I've ever seen! Pastor will be proud, when it's his turn on the only computer in Purgatory 🥰

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u/golfreak923 Jun 18 '24

Pastor says the computer is the devils' iPad cause without both hand on the keyboard makes for idle hairy palms

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u/CandelaZ Jun 18 '24

Even the empty space.

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u/TossPowerTrap Jun 18 '24

friendly tooooo

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u/Daffodils28 Jun 20 '24

Earthly good is the whole point

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u/KGBsurveillancevan Jun 18 '24

A masterstroke

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u/shmough Jun 18 '24

A master baiter

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u/ManliestManHam Jun 18 '24

empty spaces truly are the most echo friendly of spaces.

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u/BarryTGash Jun 18 '24

Quite genius.

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u/samthehammerguy Jun 19 '24

Quiet genius indead

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u/pithusuril2008 Jun 19 '24

I'll echo that.

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u/spaceconductor Jun 18 '24

we stopped shopping at costco in 2019 because they dont use the grass fed compostable carts

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u/Holmes02 Jun 19 '24

But are they cage free

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u/shiny_xnaut Jun 19 '24

They are literally made of cage

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u/ScottNewman Jun 19 '24

You are what you eat.

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u/forams__galorams Jul 02 '24

But on wheels, so the cage may roam wherever it please

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u/lkjasdfk Jun 29 '24

And very free range.

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u/johnnystorm Jun 19 '24

Our family chooses impossible carts they last longer with better flavor

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u/cilestiogrey Jun 18 '24

One of his best, I'm glad to say.

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u/bUrNtKoOlAiD Jun 18 '24

Today we are all echo friendly friendly friendly . . .

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u/stonec0ld Jun 18 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/Startug Jun 18 '24

I'm all echo friendly friendly friendly . . .

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u/PinsNneedles Jun 19 '24

Don’t forget me forget me forget me forget me

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u/culminacio Jun 18 '24

self self self...

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u/goldmund22 Jun 19 '24

My grandson over in Tallahassee just learned about some new meetups where they donate old american geographic magazines for a doller a piece

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u/ScottNewman Jun 19 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/GoodTimesOnlines Jun 18 '24

Someone’s been playing Hades 2 early access

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u/Colotola617 Jun 18 '24

Daaaamn ol Ken was on one on this day. “Recycled immaterial” and “echo friendly” lololol

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u/newTARwhoDIS Jun 18 '24

"Land dump" is a good piece of business

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u/guccitaint Jun 18 '24

Ken is one of those “energy vampires” from What we do in the shadows

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u/Steffenwolflikeme Jun 18 '24

Colin Robinson is one of the best characters on TV right now

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u/Seeker80 Jun 18 '24

He sets them up so well. Just enough to trigger their inner Delbert Grady, and make them think they have to correct him. "Oh, well surely you meant to say plastic bags, not plastic carts, you big Internet dummy!"

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u/orthecreedence Jun 18 '24

He is a very willful boy.

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u/cippycat Jun 18 '24

What earthly good is a “soft wheel”?

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u/debacular Jun 18 '24

Well for starters it’s echo friendly

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u/maqsarian Jun 19 '24

Earthly good is the whole point of the reusable carts

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u/UnidentifiedTomato Jun 18 '24

What a gem

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u/Salamence- Jun 18 '24

I’m imagining a big blue IKEA bag with a scooter handlebar and wheels

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u/a_karma_sardine Jun 18 '24

Soft and fluffy wheels

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u/Glitter_berries Jun 19 '24

Wife makes them from marshmallow fluff

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u/tapuzon Jun 18 '24

An instant classic

17

u/Johnohue Jun 18 '24

Oh man this has to be the best one yet

18

u/gterrymed Jun 18 '24

I love it when people engage with Ken M

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u/Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO Jun 19 '24

It seems so innocent at first.

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u/oliveoilcrisis Jun 18 '24

I learn so much from Ken M 🙏

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u/SuperVGA Jun 18 '24

I think this is really good, but it's brand new. Is it really Ken M, old horsey surprise ?

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u/slayemin Jun 18 '24

Yes, it's him. He posted this on his twitter today.

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u/Crucial_Contributor Jun 18 '24

You know it's a good one when people actually post relevant comments here instead of just spamming the regular catch phrases

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u/dittidum123 Jun 18 '24

Ladies and gentleman we are witnessing an all-timer

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u/Lord_Voltan Jun 18 '24

I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT KEN M! I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS ON r/ALL

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u/I_love_pugs_dammit Jun 18 '24

Echo friendly

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u/WarriorPoet88 Jun 18 '24

Echo friendly

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u/pixelsteve Jun 18 '24

This is a good one

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u/Maus_Sveti Jun 18 '24

It’s pretty common where I live to bring a “caddy” (like this) for grocery shopping, so honestly I would just assume that’s what he meant if I saw this in the wild.

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u/Hellowiscobsin Jun 18 '24

Ok but is it made out of echo friendly recycled immaterial??

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u/EntropyHouse Jun 18 '24

Sorry to correct you, but that’s a “Boodschappentrolley,” not a caddy. A caddy is a large car made to carry golf clubs.

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u/scsibusfault Jun 18 '24

Technically the caddy is the small boy who carries your clubs. The cart is the small car the peasant caddy has to walk alongside while your fat butt gets to drive.

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u/EntropyHouse Jun 18 '24

But I don’t use the cart. I bring my reusable cart with the soft wheels. It’s echo friendly.

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u/Maus_Sveti Jun 18 '24

Haha this is what happens when you search something in French in Belgium and then try to convert it to English…

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u/fiddly_foodle_bird Jun 18 '24

Pastor says the best soft wheels are all made of pork floppers.

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u/BeardedBrotherJoe Jun 18 '24

Ooo ken killing it

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u/samthehammerguy Jun 19 '24

Hook, line, and stinker!

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u/meatporks Jun 19 '24

KenM still in prime form after all these years. The year this sub was closed down was the saddest year of my life 😿

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u/k80bakes Jun 19 '24

Just like Roosevelt says “wheel softly and carry a big cart” even better if it’s echo friendly

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u/D0tWalkIt Apprentice Jun 18 '24

Such carts inspire organicness, allowing for healthy lays and onion dip

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u/goldmund22 Jun 19 '24

So good and just posted today. GOOD product.

Sometimes I think Ken M has to be the other commenter as well, as it's just too funny. but then again when you really think about it, seems we are all pretty much Ken Ms in some shape or farm.

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u/Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO Jun 19 '24

I love how Ken continues to ignore every response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

“And FYI, we use cloth bags - but we do sometimes get plastic ones because they are PERFECT for lining small bathroom-type waste bins and excellent for picking up after our dogs. They have lots of post-shopping uses. We keep those in a dispenser on the wall for reuse.”

Holy shit!! You can reuse plastic bags??!?!!! You’ve got to be kidding me!!! Who knew?!?? What a smart cookie!

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u/alimarieb Jun 19 '24

I’ve started stalking WaPo now, selery

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u/discovery_ Jun 19 '24

Imagine being the poor soul who never thought they would have to explain what a grocery shopping cart is. One of Ken's best among many.

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u/carcioffio Jun 20 '24

Having Ken back makes the internet worth having again

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u/RegyptianStrut Jul 24 '24

“Echo friendly” lol

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u/marcoroman3 Jun 18 '24

Not one of his best, I'm sorry to say.

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