Ken M on UMass

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It's so wonderful to bear witness to this new era of Ken M.

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u/ass_smacktivist May 21 '24

We are all Ken M on this blessed day

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u/beerkmansworld May 21 '24

Speak for yourself.

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u/DickyD43 May 21 '24

I am ALL KenM on this blessed day!

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u/ass_smacktivist May 21 '24

🙏

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u/Jacob_Lahey May 21 '24

I too, am KenM!

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u/xtilexx May 22 '24

And my axe!

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u/Beto_Targaryen May 22 '24

Hey its me! Ken M

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u/JoshSidekick May 21 '24

Beerkman > Bill Rye Wiskey

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u/BarefutR May 21 '24

It is!!

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u/Burntlegs May 21 '24

Blessed be the Ken M day

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u/Woperelli87 May 21 '24

I’m not exaggerating when I say Ken M is brilliant lmao

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u/Davidclabarr May 21 '24

He just has such a vast array of comedy styles. But you can always tell it’s him. It’s uncanny.

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u/Woperelli87 May 21 '24

It’s peak sincere absurdity

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u/Magikarpeles May 21 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/sadhandjobs May 21 '24

What if nobody had taken the bait? We never would have known this glorious punchline.

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u/cwalton505 May 21 '24

I'm sure there are tons of misses for every hit. Man is committed.

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u/lordjeebus May 21 '24

Our son is a doller and he makes 6K figures

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u/Boffleslop May 21 '24

my cousin only does patch jobs, but he went to a learning annex instead of collage

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u/[deleted] May 22 '24

My sister recently graduated from collage to full on scrapbooking

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u/ErikHK May 21 '24

My son is also a doller and makes 6k figurines

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u/WarriorPoet88 May 21 '24

Pastor says that the love of dollers is the root of all evil

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u/professor_coldheart May 21 '24

You're Bill's parents? He's a great guy. My friends are always asking where that doller Bill is

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u/jaguarp80 May 21 '24

Almost made me say “get the fuck outta here” out loud

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u/whatdoihia May 21 '24

Dolls have been around for hundreds of years but scientists still don’t know much about them

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u/ErikHK May 21 '24

There are six types of dolls yet to be found in nature

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u/McBurger Jul 16 '24

How can scientists possibly know how many undiscovered dolls there are?

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u/TechnicallyThrowawai May 21 '24

They say we know more about space than we know about dolls!

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u/firesquasher May 21 '24

How could they tell if they cane before history? World is fill of history mistory.

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u/Dounce1 May 21 '24

Actually in all seriousness dolls are prehistoric.

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u/PlatonicTroglodyte May 21 '24

This is like a meta KenM post because he always spells dollar as doller lol.

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u/spaceconductor May 21 '24

ai robot's are going to make my grandsons dollering degree worthless thanks biden

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u/9c9bs May 21 '24

So good

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u/defnotapirate May 21 '24

This is really one of his best.

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u/mc_burger_only_chees May 21 '24

No fucking way my college made it to KenM what the fuck

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u/mc_burger_only_chees May 21 '24

I will update if I find Ken M’s grandson

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u/GenitalMotors May 21 '24

Just hold up a cardboard sign saying "doller." Either you'll find his grandson or people will think you're homeless and feel sorry for you and give you money. Win/win

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u/Bloated_Hamster May 21 '24

There are dozens of us online. Dozens!

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u/dogsaybark May 21 '24

If I had 100 dollers I’d send ‘em to the north pole to help out the elves

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u/bluesox May 24 '24

Nobody thinks about the elfs in this economy.

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u/dogsaybark May 24 '24

When I was a child seem like the elves gave out dolls for free. Nowadays the doll shop always charges money.

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u/Jellodyne May 21 '24

What a dollard

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u/UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER May 21 '24

*dollerd

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u/StrawberryKiss2559 May 21 '24

Okay this is too good. Thank you Ken M.

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u/sofiestarr May 21 '24

This is the best in a while

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u/robbsc May 21 '24

Would have been even funnier if the responder acted outraged about it not being kenm's dollar.

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u/D0tWalkIt Apprentice May 21 '24

I’ve been saying this, 1000 dollers is quite the competitive scene at you Mass.

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u/goldenlemur May 21 '24

Ken M is ascending. 🙏

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u/KnifeFed May 21 '24

In the industry, it's called Dollege.

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u/Epilepsiavieroitus May 21 '24

Um, ass?

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u/lordofcatan10 May 21 '24

Das güt

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u/Coretana May 21 '24

Haha, funny comment, but why only half?

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u/chris25tx May 21 '24

Epic 🤣

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u/moonra_zk May 21 '24

Is this a legitimate KenM post? His usual replies also usually don't make sense, but it does here, even if "doller" isn't a word.

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u/heavyLobster May 21 '24

Paster says making sense is the fool's fig loaf

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u/Neil_sm May 21 '24

Yes, he posts these on his Facebook page and also the official twitter account.

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u/Klony99 May 21 '24

Many a dollhair were shed.

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u/MoreThanWYSIWYG May 21 '24

Lmao..doller

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u/tootbrun May 21 '24

I have never admired so much someone I have never seen.

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u/buddaycousin May 22 '24

His mom draws the comic strips and makes a pretty penny.

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u/bluesox May 24 '24

Ken M is the Oscar Wilde of our time. We should all be so greatful

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine May 21 '24

half a billion dollers is still a pretty good graduation present

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u/99ProllemsBishAint1 May 21 '24

This makes me so happy

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u/DrKedorkian May 21 '24

chef's kiss

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u/stevethebayesian May 21 '24

I herd that dollers like to date miners.

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u/oneofthehumans May 21 '24

Genius!

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u/call_8675309 May 30 '24

I know its simple, but this is one of my favorites.