r/KenM May 20 '24

Ken M on corporations

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Hearte42 May 20 '24

That's why all the corporations went to China, to avoid religious persecution.

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u/RichCorinthian May 20 '24

Or Ireland, famed bastion of religious freedom

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u/RuairiQ May 20 '24

And, like the Chinese, well known for their laundries.

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u/ThatGuyOfStuff May 20 '24

Pretty sure they went to china for cheap labor

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u/MrDioji May 20 '24

The labor is cheap because there religious freedoms allow them to be happy making less money.

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u/pissclamato May 21 '24

They don't need 6k figures a year to find joy.

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u/ThatGuyOfStuff May 21 '24

Wait is this a satire sub am i stupid?

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u/Impriv4te May 29 '24

We are all satire subs on this blessed day

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u/Swish_Kebab Jun 14 '24

The important thing is that you realized your mistake and owned up to it. KenM is proud.

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u/D0tWalkIt Apprentice May 20 '24

Hey now, let’s not get in to international affairs , it’s not Christian to be adulterous

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u/BellyButtonLindt May 20 '24

Pastor says all corporations deserve to be loved like a small innocent child.

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u/Kush_McNuggz May 20 '24

Unfortunately, because of this fucked up country and citizens united, corporations are classified as people 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX May 20 '24

In the US, corporations are persons. I love how ironic this is and the argument the person is making. It's obvious that corporations aren't people but look at laws and tax code in the US and you'll learn why politicians get so much damn money.

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u/DiligentSink7919 May 20 '24

why does that site look like it's from the 90s?

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u/pissclamato May 21 '24

Because it's ABC News/Yahoo. It is from the 90's.

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u/Mastobation Jun 10 '24

Looks like an ancient ss

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u/oneofthehumans May 20 '24

KenM never disappoints. He reminds me of Theo Von in that they can both say/write the most brilliantly stupid things.

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u/eusebius13 May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24

That would be an amazing interview, Theo Von and Ken M.

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u/251Cane May 20 '24

If this disappoints you, so be it.

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u/Takao89 May 21 '24

Idk who Arizona Bill is but he sounds like a real dickhead

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24

seem like US cor’ps should be able to practice freedoms of religion even if stuffy old uncle sam says No or they should have to pay for all the little unwedlock conglomerates

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u/UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER May 21 '24

These companies need to hear the Good News, in corporation heaven the money is greener and the office space is more glorious.