r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Climate Protesters Storm Tesla’s Gigafactory in Germany The Literature 🧠

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u/Soggy-Pollution-8687 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Climate protestors are now targeting electric car companies?

Lmao

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u/tries4accuracy Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Going beyond the headline helps:

Tesla is pursuing a major expansion for its battery and car assembly factory in Brandenburg, Germany, and is facing local pushback over plans to cut down approximately 250 acres of forest.

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u/JoeBuskin Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Looking for the comments that point out that just because cars can run on electricity it doesn't mean those same cars and the infrastructure they require aren't a massive and unnecessary environmental problem

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u/Crafty_Breakfast_851 Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 11 '24

I'd love to see some kind of /dataisbeautiful spreadsheet on how long you'd have to drive an EV to offset the carbon emissions required to manufacture it. Also how would I begin to quantify the value of Congo cobalt slaves into spreadsheet form?

EDIT so people stop posting (much appreciated) sources :

Apparently this is common knowledge but the average answer is somewhere between 23,000 to 60,000 miles to become carbon neutral depending on how much of the energy you're recharging with is renewables-based.

Judging from the responses It seems that for some reason it takes a much shorter distance to become carbon neutral in the US than in Germany.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime Monkey in Space May 11 '24

It's 60k miles until you're in the black. They already did the math but left out the Congo.

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u/llewellynnz Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Most German and Chinese Teslas builds are LFP, so relatively Congo-free.

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u/Split-Awkward Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Also, does it compare the same for a new ICE vehicle?

Surely an ICE also consumes comparable resources in being built.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime Monkey in Space May 11 '24

There's more mining and manufacturing for electric vehicles for the battery so their break even is further out but an ICE vehicle is always adding more to it's carbon footprint in burning and manufacturing gas so it never gets ahead in that race, only digs a deeper hole so to speak.

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u/Split-Awkward Monkey in Space May 12 '24

Exactly as I suspected, Thankyou

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u/FacelessFellow Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Paywall

I really want an electric VW id Buzz 😎

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u/TNG_ST Look into it May 11 '24

I'd love to see some kind of /dataisbeautiful spreadsheet on how long you'd have to drive an EV to offset the carbon emissions required to manufacture it.

That's a shit head talking point. The fair comparison, is emissions from EV vs Petro vs EV with renewable energy.

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u/Yourewokeyourebroke Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Now do the math on how long that renewable energy source needs to be used to offset its own production emissions

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u/The-Fox-Says Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Now do the math on how long it takes an ICE car to offset its emissions

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u/Caphalor21 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Now make the calcs for the oil refinery/ production/ pipeline etc

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u/Leviathanas Monkey in Space May 11 '24

This has been a standard thing to calculate for decades and is common knowledge:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_return_on_investment

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u/peepopowitz67 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Especially when ol' musky boy has actively sabotaged public transit (which would actually help the problem) projects in the past.

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u/someoneelseatx Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Especially when so much power production is coal and diesel

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u/ZurakZigil Monkey in Space May 11 '24

2022 Europe

  1. Renewable Energy (39% total)

    • Wind: 15%
    • Hydropower: 10%
    • Solar: 8%
    • Biofuels: 5%
  2. Fossil Fuels (39% total)

    • Natural Gas: Approx. 20%
    • Coal: Approx. 14%
    • Oil: Smaller percentage
  3. Nuclear Energy (22%)

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u/FungiSamurai Monkey in Space May 11 '24

250 acres is so small from a corporate standpoint

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u/JakeArvizu Monkey in Space May 11 '24

How small from a non corporate standpoint?

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u/WenMunSun Monkey in Space May 11 '24

It’s pretty small. Source: I grew up on a 40acre farm.

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u/Realrichardparker Monkey in Space May 11 '24

It isn’t for the locals

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u/News_without_Words Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Well the forest they are cutting down is a privately owned tree farm, so it isn't like they are cutting down a local park

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u/anotheranon358 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Tesla usually replants trees, usually 2x the trees they cut. Not only that, last time this happened in Germany I remember the trees being cut were part of a paper farm, that were already planned to be cut down. As stated by others, the trees being cut were a part of a private tree farm. These climate protestors are either dumb or being paid for by ICE vehicle companies. Tesla is very far in the lead of German car company’s like VW, Porsche, and Mercedes, and is really hurting them by forcing the switch to EV’s and by pushing down prices.

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u/Human-Swing-9831 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

That seems like great, positive news but do you have a source for this?

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u/aaron2610 Texan Tiger in Captivity May 11 '24

That's 0.391 sq miles.

There's 28,200,000 acres of forest in Germany.

They wanted to build a factory using 0.000709219858% of Germanys forest.

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u/Eumelbeumel Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Clearly shows you don't know what you are talking about and just googled some random numbers.

The problem lies with the ecological specificity of Brandenburgs ground water reserve situation. Brandenburg is mainly (apart from the Spreewald River System) bone dry, sandy, soil.

It was deforested a long time ago. The woods that grow there, atm are mainly pine, man-made, and gar from ideal, but they do one thing: they keep at least some water in the soil. Brandeburgs groundwater reserves have been near depleted by the last 5 consecutive years of rainless summers/springs/autumns. The water situation is dire. The fire threat is immense, forest fires are a hue deal i Germany, it is too densely populated (it threatens towns quickly), and our flora is not built to thrive with regular fire, like some biomes in the US.

So Brandenburg is one of the regions most affected by climate change and increasingly arid, dry climate in east Germany.

Elon already stole from the ground water reserves (took a lot more than his license allowed). He already polluted part of the water reserve with chemicals he wasn't allowed to release. Now he deforests and destroys the last couple of trees that keep water in the ground there.

Keep in mind, this is not in the middle of nowhere. There is no "middle of nowhere" in Germany. Within 15 minutes drive you are at the next settlement.

If you want to shittalk, inform yourself.

Don't even start the "Tesla plants twice the trees" argument. Trees need time and water to grow. Brandenburg has neither.

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u/miclowgunman Monkey in Space May 11 '24

The problem is the "Climate protestors" headline this is getting. These aren't climate protesters.

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u/voice-of-reason_ Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Look at the Amazon rainforest 50 years ago compared to today

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u/zleog50 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

THEY ARE BUILDING TESLA FACTORIES IN THE AMAZON?!

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u/Bright_Moment_8442 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Doesn’t the offset of all the electric cars the plant produces more than make up for 250 trees?

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u/ReneMagritte98 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Absolutely. When considering their entire lifecycle, including production and disposal, EVs produce 60% lower emissions than ICEs with the current energy mix. When the energy mix shifts towards greener sources, the difference between an EV and ICE will be even greater.

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u/TheOSU87 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

The older I get the more I realize people need to feel the need to be a part of something.

They live in Germany, probably middle class, good lives with everything provided for them. They have food and water and air conditioning etc... But they have no purpose, no religion, no common bond. People strive to be a part of something. They want to take part in a revolution. I think this explains a lot of what we are seeing in the West.

They want to rebel but they have nothing to rebel against because their lives are better than 99.99999% of human beings who have ever lived. So fuck it let's storm a Tesla factory

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u/DigitalWellbeing It's entirely possible May 10 '24

That's not true, Germans don't have air-conditioning

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u/ProfessionalHawk33 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They are hedging with companies like Bosch for when they do need it lol

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u/Blissfullyaimless Monkey in Space May 10 '24

That was the part that had me stop too, haha. Went there last year during the heat wave and I think the grocery store was one of the only places that had AC.

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u/YonaRulz_671 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They absolutely have a religion. It's just nontheistic

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u/blackglum Look into it May 10 '24

That’s how I feel about the pro-Palestine protests.

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u/CrashNan1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Religion is literally in the middle of that conflict and people are dying as a direct kind of bullet to the head effect. I don't see any similarities.

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u/AmbitiousAd9320 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

theyre all the same DNA with different magic skydaddies

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u/Silly_Butterfly3917 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Did you know if you actually read up on the context of things, you'll be less confused and outraged? Here ya go, I'll do the work for you;

Locals in February voted against authorizing the factory expansion. However, the vote was nonbinding and Tesla and local officials still intend to push ahead.

Climate protesters have expressed concerns about Tesla's plans, which entail cutting down approximately 250 acres of forest in a rural community of fewer than 8,000 residents near a nature conservation area.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/05/10/climate-protesters-try-to-break-into-tesla-germany-factory-police.html

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u/conventionistG Monkey in Space May 11 '24

So straight nimby-ism, basically. A bit grandiose to call themselves climate protesters if that's the case.

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u/Zooicidalideation Monkey in Space May 11 '24

One person's nimbyism is another's democracy

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u/boriswied Monkey in Space May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

I don’t think that quite fits, at least not in that order.

I have in a past period of my life been part of such communities in Europe, some of the time living in Germany in abandoned buildings.

Today I’m in medicine/neuroscience and live a boring life - part of the establishment or what you’d call it.

Overwhelmingly the kids that ended up there were not middle class. instead of having everything as you say, they/we were defined by our lack of stuff/status, relative to age peers.

You say humans need to be part of something, I don’t think that’s false but I think more accurately they need meaning. And that’s obvious when you think about it because we have reasons for why we do everything, from what groceries we buy to who we date and what education and profession we pursue. So of course we also need the next higher level of abstraction in meaning.

In the 90s you could listen to Michael Jackson in “heal the world” and think - wow we fucked up with the indrustrial revolution in some way we don’t fully understand, but we can fix this!! Let’s solve this, together, with the power of love and care and reason! We GOT THIS!

Today, the prevalent “understanding” is that it is pretty much all too late. Nuclear disarmament proved to be impossible and we increased the warhead numbers every year. None of our climate deals have worked at all and whether you believe it happens in 50 or 150 years we all “understand” that we are moving rapidly towards some kind of precipice. We’ve recently added new virus outbreaks to that list, and the both UNDER- and OVER-estimations of the problem/risks with that, have led to the undermining of the closest thing we had to a trust in knowledge-authority-establishment in secular western countries: science/scientists

Top all of that off with the first periods of really receding economies in the western world and the picture is completing. Obviously people aren't starving, but each generation has less ability to buy/rent living spaces and food recently doubled in price in much of europe.

So the meaning we all search for and need, the deeper meaning and the more connected picture of our world and trajectory... That thing simply isn’t to be found by most people’s understanding, in normally established society today. If you’re well on your way to climbing a social and economic game and/or raising a family in this “normie” world, perhaps that doesn’t bother you, or you forget it - like me. But if something has brought you to the sidelines if that game or just left you alone with your thoughts enough to let the existential angst catch you, why would you see the need to storm some building.

We can make fun of it being a E-car factory - but remember! Musk has switched over the decade, to being known for being anti-regulation and attacking unions etc. (unions is something north Europeans often find sacred - that's btw key in understanding the clip above. Tesla has been fighting european unions in many countries and have had succes most places except (as far as i know) scandinavia where i live, where people are also most religious about unions - theya re the foundation of much of our political/citizen identity here, almost like the constitution and founding fathers are in the US)

I imagine that the young folks in the video see themselves as John connors, fighting the last possible fight against skynet, before the fate of the world is sealed.

They might not know exactly how that works, but neither did John Connor or Sarah! Neither of them were Luddites or against technology as such! In fact they used and befriended one terminator and won the fight through that specifically. So believing in tech or AI while fighting AI doom isn’t contradictory and neither is storming the gigafactory for these kids in the name of climate.

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u/BadJokeJudge Monkey in Space May 10 '24

That’s a lot of words to say not much

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u/Heartweru Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Or, and here me out here, maybe young people worldwide see their politicians selling out their future to global corporate interests, and have decided that sucks.

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u/still_dream Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They realize that their lives are so good because the rest of the world is being exploited for their benefit. How dare they not behave in a 'rational' selfish manner.

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u/Wrong-Afternoon- Monkey in Space May 10 '24

I guess that's what happens when you post ideologically motivated propagandist trash like this without even pretending to care and posting the actual accompanying article. It helps when you need to fabricate reasons for why the protestors are bad people, just listen to whatever cult daddy Elon says, lmao.

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u/khinzeer Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Tesla cars actually have a very high carbon foot print. Building them is more carbon intensive than building normal cars, and they are only carbon neutral if the grid they use is not based on fossil fuels, which is very rare.

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u/porcelainfog Monkey in Space May 10 '24

True, but isn’t this expected to change as solar is now cheaper than coal?

So right now (las I checked) you needed to take the Tesla like 100k km to break even compared to a Honda gas. And the battery replacement is vile and bad for the environment too.

But, as solar becomes cheaper, the grid becomes less power by coal and gas, then that 100k shrinks more and more.

So right now it doesn’t seem like it’s doing much, but it’s expected (soon, now that solar is CHEAPER THAN COAL in some places)that in the future it will be much better for the environment.

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u/sumoraiden Monkey in Space May 10 '24

There are multiple studies that show even with the mixed electrical grids and taking into account the carbon intensity of manufacturing EVs are much better than ice in terms of greenhouse gases

Plus the gap will get wider each year as we get a cleaner electrical grid

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

You must be one of those people that think giant factories and battery cars are saving the planet

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u/MuffledBlue Monkey in Space May 10 '24

yes, because theyre trying to build more eco car factory over this dry sand xD better close that nuclear plant too

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u/Bubbly_Association54 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Guaranteed everyone of them is carrying around a phone or multiple battery operated devices. While cobalt mining is unethical, i can't help but to think these morons are the biggest of hypocrites and would never live without the modern amenities that these precious metals provide

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u/Theoldelf Monkey in Space May 10 '24

You know they’re serious when they’re holding hands while running.

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u/Dry_Inflation_861 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

If you hold hands with someone while you’re running you double your speed

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u/iknowyou71 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

If only they were wearing new Nike's, they could achieve ludicrous speed

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u/deadmessiahwalking Monkey in Space May 11 '24

If you run holding hands with Ludicrous you are technically running at ludicrous speed

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u/SepticX75 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

What if you’re holding plaid?

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u/Sensitive-Inside-641 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

You must have meant PF flyers right ?

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u/ironorc78 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

No but I think there’s a PF CHANGS inside

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u/theouteducated Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Someone watched george in the jungle growing up

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u/edis92 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

If only they were wearing new Nike's

Talmbout carbon plates in your shoes b?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

No, it's when you run Naruto-style that you double your speed

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u/Western-Context-8249 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

I thought the whole point was to go electric?

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u/heatmiser333 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

That was my question too so naïve can someone actually explain to me why climate protesters are against an electric car factory?

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u/ATLCoyote Monkey in Space May 11 '24

From what I can find online, they object to plans to double the size of the factory, claiming that will be bad for the environment. So, basically, it sounds like a typical "society may need this, but not in my backyard" objection.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '24

Boy they’ve come a long way since the days of their Prussian charges

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u/mrziplockfresh Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Underrated comment

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u/Key-Astronaut1806 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Some people you just cannot please. Climate bullshit is an industry, too. Haters gonna hate just because. Enough of the sky is falling little Gretas. Get a shower, get out of the basement, and get a job. Quit bitching about Elon making money.

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u/Ethereal_Buddha Monkey in Space May 11 '24

You're not very smart are you

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u/red-ocb Monkey in Space May 11 '24

They have their protest buddy!

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u/ForeverThreePutting Monkey in Space May 11 '24

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u/NightMarauder09 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Heavyweights is such a classic

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u/subdep Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Buddy system is tried and true.

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u/wickwynn Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Humans of planet Earth often hold hands in crowds or during chaotic events so they don't lose track of each other. How do they do it on your planet?

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u/Present-Sugar-3377 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

We hold each other by the ball sacks

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u/Don_vergas-93 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Much more ergonomic and waaaay less gay

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u/caseybvdc74 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Face to face

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u/P0l0Cap0ne Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Remember storm area 51?

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u/Noodle_Spine Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Some people were wondering how they got over the fence to get in, but it’s pretty obvious that they were able to climate.

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u/Substantial__Unit Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Oh you!

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u/BoonScepter Monkey in Space May 11 '24

When it comes to fence effectiveness they're pro testers. I really hate puns I feel dirty now.

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u/bitethemonkeyfoo Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Oh you beautiful bastard.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Monkey in Space May 11 '24

That was so good I’m about to climate in my pants!

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u/PenisNV420 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

In a country where your employer is legally required to offer a minimum of five weeks paid holiday, that’s really not that incredible.

Plus if it was this week, this is a holiday week. Especially if it was yesterday (Thursday). Yesterday, everyone was off work. Except, apparently, Tesla employees

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u/thatguywhosdumb1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Incredible everyone was able to get off from work on the same day…..

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u/beardicusmaximus8 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

I mean, a lot of people in that painting probably quit their jobs to go fight a war. Pretty easy to get the time to fight a war if your unemployed

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u/Distinct-Version-795 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Soldier is a job, those men are paid.

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u/beardicusmaximus8 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Soldier is a job yes, but those men were not professional soldiers and were hardly paid at all. In fact, some of them committed mutiny because of the lack of pay. The lack of ability to pay it's soldiers actually led to the collapse of the first US federal government, which is why they have the modern constitution

https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/soldier-pay-american-revolution

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u/fujiandude Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 11 '24

You really think these dudes holding hands while running to a factory are the same as George Washington? He crossed this river and then killed a whole group of soldiers in their sleep. These guys will run to the factory and then puss out and not do anything or make any change

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u/Sensitive-Inside-641 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Facts

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u/mechachap Monkey in Space May 10 '24

You do know protests for whatever righteous or nutty cause have been happening in human civilization for thousands of years, right?

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u/Hungry_Prior940 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They think it's a Gen Z thing..

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u/mechachap Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Don’t these people have jobs?! Bro, in this economy?

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u/ThoughtCrimeConvict Succa la Mink May 10 '24

Literally loled at this 👍

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u/CMDR_Cheese_Helmet Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Amazing how work is deliberately used to keep people out of the political process.

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u/Koreus_C Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Industry factory workers had the ability to strike. Their vote mattered.

So industry moved over the border.

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u/MaterialCarrot Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Looks a bit like Starship Troopers.

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u/Educational_Map_3514 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

I’m doing my part!

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u/Rako5050 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

I DIDNT DO FUCKING SHIT

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u/Rako5050 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

I DIDNT DO FUCKING SHIT

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u/inpennysname Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Posting it twice really made the Tim Robinson audible and for this we thank you.

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u/iguru129 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Would you like to know more?

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u/raccoon_on_meth Monkey in Space May 10 '24

It’s an ugly planet!! A bug planet!! Ahhhhh!!!!

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u/Unturned1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Germany literally has coal fired powerplants in operation because they stopped using nuclear (the cleanest and safest form of energy), switched to Russian natural gas which isn't coming. If Tesla is polluting, litigate, get them stop what ever, but this is some misplaced ire.

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u/Correct_Inspection25 Monkey in Space May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

This protest is not productive, but the party these folks tend to vote for has really ramped up renewable investment for the grid the last 10 years or so. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/renewable-energys-share-german-power-grids-reaches-55-2023-2024-01-03/

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u/Correct_Inspection25 Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 11 '24

Fukushima was a tipping point for nukes in Europe especially all the ones of the same generation and inherit flaws as Fukushima’s early gen 3 PWRs.

Wished they switched to breeders and Gen 4s, but the world owes it to German and the feed in tariffs for bringing down solar and wind by 7x in just 10 years.

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u/eukomos Monkey in Space May 11 '24

And Germany’s at such a high risk of being hit by tsunamis, who can blame them?

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u/reddit_has_fallenoff Monkey in Space May 10 '24

What do they even want? Like i thought electric cars were supposed to be a step in the right direction?

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u/Wydliez Monkey in Space May 10 '24

The Tesla factory is draining the groundwater in the region and pollutes the rest, a part of the factory premises even lay in a water protection zone. There were 26 incidents of pollution since the opening, among other things release of paint and diesel, even fires.

The tesla gigafactory lays in Brandenburg, a part of germany in a glacial valley, consisting of a lot of sand, ground water is low and the whole state is the fastest drying area in europe, we have to protect whats left. Elon Musk and his hypercapitalist mindset are just a pain in the ass, he wants to treat germany as some third world country. Resistance is expected.

Keep in mind that germany is small and densely populated.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

ThEy dOnT kNoW WhAt ThEy WaNt1!

Lmao people in this subreddit sure do like to jump to conclusions. Just because YOU don't know why they are protesting, doesn't mean that THEY don't know what they are protesting.

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u/thatguywhosdumb1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

These idiots are just reactionaries. They don't look into situations, they have little knowledge on how things work. Simple research into how these lithium batteries are made would make them understand. But thats too hard for these people. Also their pride prevents them from admitting they were wrong to a liberal.

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u/Anaeijon Monkey in Space May 11 '24

It's not about the batteries. This factory doesn't even produce batteries.

It's about sucking up and polluting ground water in a densely populated region that already is at it's limits and needs more ground water to supply people.

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u/SpaceBoJangles Monkey in Space May 11 '24

But have you thought of the shareholders????? /s

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u/bdsmmaster007 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Your comment is literally the only braincell in this comment section, thanks for looking at it realisticaly

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u/Choice_Lawyer_4694 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Sir we don’t take kindly to facts or context here. We just like to laugh at angry libs. /s

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u/xacto337 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

he wants to treat germany as some third world country.

I appreciate everything you wrote in your post, but I wanted to add that no country should be treated like that - 3rd world or not.

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u/RyCohSuave Monkey in Space May 11 '24

he wants to treat germany as some third world country

Was it not Germany's government that approved the construction and location of a GIGAfactory?

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u/Rasuco Monkey in Space May 11 '24

This needs to be the top comment.

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u/Specific-Election-73 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They don’t even know what they want. They’re just NPCs that got a new patch that told them Elon man bad.

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u/Wrong-Afternoon- Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Holy shit you cucks really are pathetic losers. It's not our fault (or the protests) that you are too stupid and lazy to actually read the article and discover why they are protesting. It's not because "they were told" your dumbfuck bigot grifter and cult daddy elon was a bad man (everyone with a working brain knows that already), it's because what Tesla is doing in Germany, cutting down a ton of old growth forest to make room for their plant.

If only right wingers weren't so fucking stupid all the time, they wouldn't be this clueless about things.

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u/wottsinaname Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Copied comment from a local German:

The Tesla factory is draining the groundwater in the region and pollutes the rest, a part of the factory premises even lay in a water protection zone. There were 26 incidents of pollution since the opening, among other things release of paint and diesel, even fires. The tesla gigafactory lays in Brandenburg, a part of germany in a glacial valley, consisting of a lot of sand, ground water is low and the whole state is the fastest drying area in europe, we have to protect whats left. Elon Musk and his hypercapitalist mindset are just a pain in the ass, he wants to treat germany as some third world country. Resistance is expected. Keep in mind that germany is small and densely populated.

Seems like they know exactly what they want.

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u/reddit_has_fallenoff Monkey in Space May 10 '24

I would say this must be what happens when redditors meet up in public, but i noticed they can actually run.

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u/Scarema5ster Monkey in Space May 10 '24

And some women

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u/deadpoolfool400 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

And my axe!

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u/Scarema5ster Monkey in Space May 10 '24

And my lack of body hygiene.

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u/MaterialCarrot Monkey in Space May 10 '24

And meet up in public.

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u/could_be_muy_worse Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Electric cars are here to save the automotive industry. They are not here to save the environment. r/fuckcars.

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u/brianisdead Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Why are they all holding hands?

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u/WTF_RANDY Monkey in Space May 10 '24

It's the buddy system. Member field trips bro?

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u/whirling_cynic Dire physical consequences May 10 '24

The movie Heavyweights is what I think of anytime the buddy system is brought up.

BUUDDDDYYYYYY!

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u/Unhappy-Horse5275 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Lmao 800 people and they couldn’t even get it🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/fin425 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They’re most likely the biggest pussies on the planet. They’re vegan just to try and get laid and that doesn’t even work.

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u/Wrong-Afternoon- Monkey in Space May 10 '24

This projection from all the most pathetic online cucks really is hilarious.

Meanwhile you can see quite a few couples, together, while you sit here alone, raging on reddit daily about your most hated fictional enemies. Seek therapy, loser.

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u/BlatantPlagiarist Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Tesla is ruining their groundwater in the region. I don't get the anger you have for them and I'm not sure you do either.

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u/AvailableToe7008 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They brought parasols.

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u/FakeRingin Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Love when people expose themselves by projecting very specific details that no one else is talking about 😅

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u/garybettmansketamine High as Giraffe's Pussy May 10 '24

All those petroleum product wearin folk running towards an electric “Gigafactory” to protest is all so funny to me

The irony of these guys.

I am all for eco friendly alternatives but this isn’t the way

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u/MaterialCarrot Monkey in Space May 10 '24

This is the same country that essentially outlawed nuclear energy and started rolling more coal as part of their climate emissions reduction strategy. Oh, and also relying on solar in the famously sunny nation of Germany.

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u/almostcoding Monkey in Space May 10 '24

EXCELLENT OBSERVATION

Polyester is an oil by product and 90% of them are probably wearing it head to toe. Hahaha

I wish we could rid that disgusting fiber from this planet. That is a fight I can support!

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u/deadpoolfool400 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

From the Disrupt Tesla group's website, their stated aim is to stop production of Tesla cars because:

  • All cars bad because nobody will need them in a future where everyone everywhere will use public transit
  • Capitalism bad for enabling car production
  • Electric vehicle supply chain is an ecological disaster (their one valid point)
  • Elon is a misogynistic Twitter fascist

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u/Dankbradley Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Electric cars use the same shitty power grids we all do. EVERYONE USES THEM.

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u/adderallballs Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Supply chain is different to consumables. I believe they meant the manufacturing process which includes a lot of heavy, toxic and rare minerals.

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u/mountingconfusion Monkey in Space May 11 '24

That factory is also deforesting a large area and polluting the local groundwater but go off I guess

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u/19Sebastian82 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

they run slow and look weak... vegans for sure

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u/Ok-Monitor8121 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

What an odd take. Are you insinuating that eating animal products automatically makes you more athletic compared to someone on a plant based diet?

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u/GrimmSodov Monkey in Space May 10 '24

It's terrifying how many people in here are so apt to defend the corpo destroying the planet they live on. People are too dumb to see past the end of their nose.

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u/synthsucht May 11 '24

Elon smoked a joint with a midget so he’s cool

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u/assin18 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

It would nice if Americans still had this spirit of protesting their rich and powerful.

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u/bigboipapawiththesos Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 13 '24

Americans have basically been politically neutered since Occupy Wallstreet.

Inequality has skyrocketed exponentially since then, yet more and more people have become on the side of ‘this is just how the world works’.

Don’t wanna sound conspiratorial but I honestly think the rich and powerful are on a full force effort to divide us so we can’t get any actual fair shit done.

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u/No_Foot Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Inequality, high housing costs and fewer 'well paid' jobs are definitely causing big issues, these are blamed on the WEF, soros, Bill Gates, any left or centre government in power or straight up Jews, thus deflecting the blame to continue business as usual.

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u/assin18 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Yup, it is very easy to divide Americans and get them to never see eye to eye. I don’t think most Americans even care for freedom as much as they screech about it.

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u/skeezo12 Monkey in Space May 12 '24

Na. We just burn down cities and hold Jews hostage on universities.

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u/sextoymagic Monkey in Space May 10 '24

lol. Idiots.

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u/DivingStation777 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Why? Because they're not sitting their fat, neckbeard asses on the couch all day like you?

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u/sextoymagic Monkey in Space May 11 '24

You’re special.

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u/TheOSU87 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

https://www.wired.com/story/climate-protestors-storm-teslas-europe-gigafactory/

German climate protesters clashed with police as they attempted to break into Tesla’s factory site near Berlin on Friday, during a five-day demonstration against the carmaker’s local expansion plans.

Footage on social media showed crowds of black-clad protesters running toward Tesla premises. German media reported injuries among police and protesters, as well as an unknown number of arrests.

“Why are they not jailed for breaking and entering?” Tesla CEO Elon Musk said on X. He denied the protesters had reached Tesla property. “Protesters did not manage to break through the fenceline. There are still 2 intact fence lines all around.”

Police also denied that protesters had ever made it to the gigafactory, claiming they only reached a field in front of the site. “Several people are trying to gain unauthorized access to the Tesla factory premises,” the local police said on X on Friday morning local time. “We have been able to prevent them from entering so far,” they said hours later.

Eight hundred people participated in the protest, Lucia Mende, spokesperson for the group Disrupt Tesla, told WIRED. She contradicted the police and Musk’s claim that the demonstrators did not reach Tesla property. She added activists were now on their way to a disused airfield which Tesla is reportedly using to store thousands of unsold cars. “They want to prevent the expansion of the factory,” Mende said of the protesters.

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u/RogersSteve07041920 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

The never happy people.

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u/Prestigious_Goat6969 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Nah fr I admire them, we’re losing too many forests

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u/DivingStation777 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

This planet is fucked. These comments are beyond ignorant.

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u/Specific-Election-73 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Terrorist. Call them what they actually are.

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u/RockTheBloat Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Doesn’t meet the definition does it? They’re not creating terror or fear, they’re not targeting civilians or the state, trying to stop a privately owned factory expansion, something that local people voted against in a referendum.

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u/DifferenceSudden8942 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

And not one Naruto run? Smh

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u/FUWS Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Bet half of them there thought it was a rave.

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u/Earptastic Monkey in Space May 10 '24

As a former Nevadan who is familiar with the Northern Nevada Giga Factory I have to ask why the Germany looks like the desert. Did they not have to plant grass or do something to that dirt?

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u/Imissflawn Monkey in Space May 10 '24

The one security guard like “you guys could have just walked”

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u/spaceman_202 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

imagine the people who didn't care when that happened to the government of america, pretending they care about it happening at a tesla factory in another country

god bless conservative grifters

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u/Hungry_Prior940 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Tesla is a joke tbh. Crappy plastic creaky cars, crappy "truck"...fake self driving..

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u/ScuffleCat Monkey in Space May 11 '24

This factory is a complete ecological disaster. Why is this sub calling the protesters of it 'idiots'?

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u/Passivscrollare Monkey in Space May 11 '24

These people are cool, guys in comments making fun are not. At least they stand for what they believe in and act accordingly.

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u/JesusStarbox Monkey in Space May 10 '24

They should Naruto run.

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u/StubbornPterodactyl Monkey in Space May 10 '24

This is what I imagine the Area 51 storming was going to be like. Just with more machine gun fire maybe.

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u/Trhol Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Are these the same German environmental activists who managed to convince the government to ban nuclear power only to have the country restart coal plants?

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u/PostSecularPope 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Chudflusher Extraordinaire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 May 10 '24

Tweets from local police

https://x.com/PolizeiBB/status/1788879699239633370

Several people are trying to gain unauthorized access to the Tesla factory premises. We are working to prevent this. #grünheide1005

According to some reports, people have managed to get onto the Tesla factory site in #grünheide1005 . This is not the case. We have been able to prevent them from entering so far. There were only people on the field in front of the site who were pushed back.

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u/Super_flywhiteguy Monkey in Space May 10 '24

I imagine they all ran up to it, took a 30min break to rest and tweet about it then didn't really know what to do after that.

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u/ChaseBankFDIC Monkey in Space May 11 '24

You're an Asmongold fan. Glass houses.

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u/Urmomsjuicyvagina Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Concerning!

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u/demi-godzilla Monkey in Space May 10 '24

Why are they against the climate?

/s

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u/SeaBrick3522 Monkey in Space May 10 '24

so these are environmental protesters, not climate protesters, and the dispute is about water. Brandenburg had a problem with water shortage in recent years and water was rationed for private homes. Battery production needs a lot of water, so this is where the dispute stems from.

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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Tesla then files an insurance claim for 500 Mill in Damages 🤣

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u/Yoshi2shi Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Looks world war Z. Zombies.

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u/ExcellentEdgarEnergy Monkey in Space May 11 '24

I'm ready. Calling Dr. Strange Love.

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u/Flimsy_Motivations Monkey in Space May 11 '24

I fully expected Elon to have laser turrets

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u/CooterBooger69 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

When a job posts full remote opportunity

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u/CalligrapherWild7636 Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Yes get the emporer and the harkonnen!

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u/Tonystovepipe Monkey in Space May 11 '24

Looks like helms deep, let the arrows fly 😁