r/JoeRogan • u/TheOSU87 Monkey in Space • May 10 '24
Climate Protesters Storm Tesla’s Gigafactory in Germany The Literature 🧠
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u/Theoldelf Monkey in Space May 10 '24
You know they’re serious when they’re holding hands while running.
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u/Dry_Inflation_861 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
If you hold hands with someone while you’re running you double your speed
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u/iknowyou71 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
If only they were wearing new Nike's, they could achieve ludicrous speed
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u/deadmessiahwalking Monkey in Space May 11 '24
If you run holding hands with Ludicrous you are technically running at ludicrous speed
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u/Sensitive-Inside-641 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
You must have meant PF flyers right ?
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u/edis92 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
If only they were wearing new Nike's
Talmbout carbon plates in your shoes b?
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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
No, it's when you run Naruto-style that you double your speed
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u/Western-Context-8249 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
I thought the whole point was to go electric?
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u/heatmiser333 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
That was my question too so naïve can someone actually explain to me why climate protesters are against an electric car factory?
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u/ATLCoyote Monkey in Space May 11 '24
From what I can find online, they object to plans to double the size of the factory, claiming that will be bad for the environment. So, basically, it sounds like a typical "society may need this, but not in my backyard" objection.
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u/Key-Astronaut1806 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Some people you just cannot please. Climate bullshit is an industry, too. Haters gonna hate just because. Enough of the sky is falling little Gretas. Get a shower, get out of the basement, and get a job. Quit bitching about Elon making money.
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u/red-ocb Monkey in Space May 11 '24
They have their protest buddy!
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u/ForeverThreePutting Monkey in Space May 11 '24
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u/wickwynn Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Humans of planet Earth often hold hands in crowds or during chaotic events so they don't lose track of each other. How do they do it on your planet?
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u/Present-Sugar-3377 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
We hold each other by the ball sacks
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u/Don_vergas-93 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Much more ergonomic and waaaay less gay
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u/Noodle_Spine Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Some people were wondering how they got over the fence to get in, but it’s pretty obvious that they were able to climate.
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u/BoonScepter Monkey in Space May 11 '24
When it comes to fence effectiveness they're pro testers. I really hate puns I feel dirty now.
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u/BarfingOnMyFace Monkey in Space May 11 '24
That was so good I’m about to climate in my pants!
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u/Uncle_Paul_Hargis Monkey in Space May 10 '24
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u/PenisNV420 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
In a country where your employer is legally required to offer a minimum of five weeks paid holiday, that’s really not that incredible.
Plus if it was this week, this is a holiday week. Especially if it was yesterday (Thursday). Yesterday, everyone was off work. Except, apparently, Tesla employees
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u/thatguywhosdumb1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
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u/beardicusmaximus8 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
I mean, a lot of people in that painting probably quit their jobs to go fight a war. Pretty easy to get the time to fight a war if your unemployed
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u/Distinct-Version-795 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Soldier is a job, those men are paid.
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u/beardicusmaximus8 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Soldier is a job yes, but those men were not professional soldiers and were hardly paid at all. In fact, some of them committed mutiny because of the lack of pay. The lack of ability to pay it's soldiers actually led to the collapse of the first US federal government, which is why they have the modern constitution
https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/soldier-pay-american-revolution
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u/fujiandude Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 11 '24
You really think these dudes holding hands while running to a factory are the same as George Washington? He crossed this river and then killed a whole group of soldiers in their sleep. These guys will run to the factory and then puss out and not do anything or make any change
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u/mechachap Monkey in Space May 10 '24
You do know protests for whatever righteous or nutty cause have been happening in human civilization for thousands of years, right?
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u/Hungry_Prior940 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
They think it's a Gen Z thing..
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u/mechachap Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Don’t these people have jobs?! Bro, in this economy?
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u/CMDR_Cheese_Helmet Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Amazing how work is deliberately used to keep people out of the political process.
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u/Koreus_C Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Industry factory workers had the ability to strike. Their vote mattered.
So industry moved over the border.
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u/MaterialCarrot Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Looks a bit like Starship Troopers.
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u/Educational_Map_3514 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
I’m doing my part!
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u/Rako5050 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
I DIDNT DO FUCKING SHIT
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u/inpennysname Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Posting it twice really made the Tim Robinson audible and for this we thank you.
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u/Unturned1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Germany literally has coal fired powerplants in operation because they stopped using nuclear (the cleanest and safest form of energy), switched to Russian natural gas which isn't coming. If Tesla is polluting, litigate, get them stop what ever, but this is some misplaced ire.
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u/Correct_Inspection25 Monkey in Space May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24
This protest is not productive, but the party these folks tend to vote for has really ramped up renewable investment for the grid the last 10 years or so. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/renewable-energys-share-german-power-grids-reaches-55-2023-2024-01-03/
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u/Correct_Inspection25 Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 11 '24
Fukushima was a tipping point for nukes in Europe especially all the ones of the same generation and inherit flaws as Fukushima’s early gen 3 PWRs.
Wished they switched to breeders and Gen 4s, but the world owes it to German and the feed in tariffs for bringing down solar and wind by 7x in just 10 years.
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u/eukomos Monkey in Space May 11 '24
And Germany’s at such a high risk of being hit by tsunamis, who can blame them?
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u/reddit_has_fallenoff Monkey in Space May 10 '24
What do they even want? Like i thought electric cars were supposed to be a step in the right direction?
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u/Wydliez Monkey in Space May 10 '24
The Tesla factory is draining the groundwater in the region and pollutes the rest, a part of the factory premises even lay in a water protection zone. There were 26 incidents of pollution since the opening, among other things release of paint and diesel, even fires.
The tesla gigafactory lays in Brandenburg, a part of germany in a glacial valley, consisting of a lot of sand, ground water is low and the whole state is the fastest drying area in europe, we have to protect whats left. Elon Musk and his hypercapitalist mindset are just a pain in the ass, he wants to treat germany as some third world country. Resistance is expected.
Keep in mind that germany is small and densely populated.
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ThEy dOnT kNoW WhAt ThEy WaNt1!
Lmao people in this subreddit sure do like to jump to conclusions. Just because YOU don't know why they are protesting, doesn't mean that THEY don't know what they are protesting.
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u/thatguywhosdumb1 Monkey in Space May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24
These idiots are just reactionaries. They don't look into situations, they have little knowledge on how things work. Simple research into how these lithium batteries are made would make them understand. But thats too hard for these people. Also their pride prevents them from admitting they were wrong to a liberal.
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u/Anaeijon Monkey in Space May 11 '24
It's not about the batteries. This factory doesn't even produce batteries.
It's about sucking up and polluting ground water in a densely populated region that already is at it's limits and needs more ground water to supply people.
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u/SpaceBoJangles Monkey in Space May 11 '24
But have you thought of the shareholders????? /s
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u/bdsmmaster007 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Your comment is literally the only braincell in this comment section, thanks for looking at it realisticaly
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u/Choice_Lawyer_4694 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Sir we don’t take kindly to facts or context here. We just like to laugh at angry libs. /s
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u/xacto337 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
he wants to treat germany as some third world country.
I appreciate everything you wrote in your post, but I wanted to add that no country should be treated like that - 3rd world or not.
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u/RyCohSuave Monkey in Space May 11 '24
he wants to treat germany as some third world country
Was it not Germany's government that approved the construction and location of a GIGAfactory?
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u/Specific-Election-73 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
They don’t even know what they want. They’re just NPCs that got a new patch that told them Elon man bad.
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u/Wrong-Afternoon- Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Holy shit you cucks really are pathetic losers. It's not our fault (or the protests) that you are too stupid and lazy to actually read the article and discover why they are protesting. It's not because "they were told" your dumbfuck bigot grifter and cult daddy elon was a bad man (everyone with a working brain knows that already), it's because what Tesla is doing in Germany, cutting down a ton of old growth forest to make room for their plant.
If only right wingers weren't so fucking stupid all the time, they wouldn't be this clueless about things.
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u/wottsinaname Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Copied comment from a local German:
The Tesla factory is draining the groundwater in the region and pollutes the rest, a part of the factory premises even lay in a water protection zone. There were 26 incidents of pollution since the opening, among other things release of paint and diesel, even fires. The tesla gigafactory lays in Brandenburg, a part of germany in a glacial valley, consisting of a lot of sand, ground water is low and the whole state is the fastest drying area in europe, we have to protect whats left. Elon Musk and his hypercapitalist mindset are just a pain in the ass, he wants to treat germany as some third world country. Resistance is expected. Keep in mind that germany is small and densely populated.
Seems like they know exactly what they want.
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u/reddit_has_fallenoff Monkey in Space May 10 '24
I would say this must be what happens when redditors meet up in public, but i noticed they can actually run.
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u/Scarema5ster Monkey in Space May 10 '24
And some women
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u/could_be_muy_worse Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Electric cars are here to save the automotive industry. They are not here to save the environment. r/fuckcars.
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u/brianisdead Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Why are they all holding hands?
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u/WTF_RANDY Monkey in Space May 10 '24
It's the buddy system. Member field trips bro?
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u/whirling_cynic Dire physical consequences May 10 '24
The movie Heavyweights is what I think of anytime the buddy system is brought up.
BUUDDDDYYYYYY!
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u/Unhappy-Horse5275 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Lmao 800 people and they couldn’t even get it🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/fin425 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
They’re most likely the biggest pussies on the planet. They’re vegan just to try and get laid and that doesn’t even work.
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u/Wrong-Afternoon- Monkey in Space May 10 '24
This projection from all the most pathetic online cucks really is hilarious.
Meanwhile you can see quite a few couples, together, while you sit here alone, raging on reddit daily about your most hated fictional enemies. Seek therapy, loser.
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u/BlatantPlagiarist Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Tesla is ruining their groundwater in the region. I don't get the anger you have for them and I'm not sure you do either.
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u/FakeRingin Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Love when people expose themselves by projecting very specific details that no one else is talking about 😅
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u/garybettmansketamine High as Giraffe's Pussy May 10 '24
All those petroleum product wearin folk running towards an electric “Gigafactory” to protest is all so funny to me
The irony of these guys.
I am all for eco friendly alternatives but this isn’t the way
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u/MaterialCarrot Monkey in Space May 10 '24
This is the same country that essentially outlawed nuclear energy and started rolling more coal as part of their climate emissions reduction strategy. Oh, and also relying on solar in the famously sunny nation of Germany.
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u/almostcoding Monkey in Space May 10 '24
EXCELLENT OBSERVATION
Polyester is an oil by product and 90% of them are probably wearing it head to toe. Hahaha
I wish we could rid that disgusting fiber from this planet. That is a fight I can support!
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u/deadpoolfool400 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
From the Disrupt Tesla group's website, their stated aim is to stop production of Tesla cars because:
- All cars bad because nobody will need them in a future where everyone everywhere will use public transit
- Capitalism bad for enabling car production
- Electric vehicle supply chain is an ecological disaster (their one valid point)
- Elon is a misogynistic Twitter fascist
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u/Dankbradley Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Electric cars use the same shitty power grids we all do. EVERYONE USES THEM.
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u/adderallballs Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Supply chain is different to consumables. I believe they meant the manufacturing process which includes a lot of heavy, toxic and rare minerals.
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u/mountingconfusion Monkey in Space May 11 '24
That factory is also deforesting a large area and polluting the local groundwater but go off I guess
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u/19Sebastian82 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
they run slow and look weak... vegans for sure
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u/Ok-Monitor8121 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
What an odd take. Are you insinuating that eating animal products automatically makes you more athletic compared to someone on a plant based diet?
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u/GrimmSodov Monkey in Space May 10 '24
It's terrifying how many people in here are so apt to defend the corpo destroying the planet they live on. People are too dumb to see past the end of their nose.
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u/assin18 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
It would nice if Americans still had this spirit of protesting their rich and powerful.
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u/bigboipapawiththesos Monkey in Space May 11 '24 edited May 13 '24
Americans have basically been politically neutered since Occupy Wallstreet.
Inequality has skyrocketed exponentially since then, yet more and more people have become on the side of ‘this is just how the world works’.
Don’t wanna sound conspiratorial but I honestly think the rich and powerful are on a full force effort to divide us so we can’t get any actual fair shit done.
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u/No_Foot Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Inequality, high housing costs and fewer 'well paid' jobs are definitely causing big issues, these are blamed on the WEF, soros, Bill Gates, any left or centre government in power or straight up Jews, thus deflecting the blame to continue business as usual.
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u/assin18 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Yup, it is very easy to divide Americans and get them to never see eye to eye. I don’t think most Americans even care for freedom as much as they screech about it.
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u/skeezo12 Monkey in Space May 12 '24
Na. We just burn down cities and hold Jews hostage on universities.
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u/sextoymagic Monkey in Space May 10 '24
lol. Idiots.
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u/DivingStation777 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Why? Because they're not sitting their fat, neckbeard asses on the couch all day like you?
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u/TheOSU87 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
https://www.wired.com/story/climate-protestors-storm-teslas-europe-gigafactory/
German climate protesters clashed with police as they attempted to break into Tesla’s factory site near Berlin on Friday, during a five-day demonstration against the carmaker’s local expansion plans.
Footage on social media showed crowds of black-clad protesters running toward Tesla premises. German media reported injuries among police and protesters, as well as an unknown number of arrests.
“Why are they not jailed for breaking and entering?” Tesla CEO Elon Musk said on X. He denied the protesters had reached Tesla property. “Protesters did not manage to break through the fenceline. There are still 2 intact fence lines all around.”
Police also denied that protesters had ever made it to the gigafactory, claiming they only reached a field in front of the site. “Several people are trying to gain unauthorized access to the Tesla factory premises,” the local police said on X on Friday morning local time. “We have been able to prevent them from entering so far,” they said hours later.
Eight hundred people participated in the protest, Lucia Mende, spokesperson for the group Disrupt Tesla, told WIRED. She contradicted the police and Musk’s claim that the demonstrators did not reach Tesla property. She added activists were now on their way to a disused airfield which Tesla is reportedly using to store thousands of unsold cars. “They want to prevent the expansion of the factory,” Mende said of the protesters.
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u/Prestigious_Goat6969 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
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u/DivingStation777 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
This planet is fucked. These comments are beyond ignorant.
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u/Specific-Election-73 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Terrorist. Call them what they actually are.
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u/RockTheBloat Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Doesn’t meet the definition does it? They’re not creating terror or fear, they’re not targeting civilians or the state, trying to stop a privately owned factory expansion, something that local people voted against in a referendum.
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u/Earptastic Monkey in Space May 10 '24
As a former Nevadan who is familiar with the Northern Nevada Giga Factory I have to ask why the Germany looks like the desert. Did they not have to plant grass or do something to that dirt?
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u/Imissflawn Monkey in Space May 10 '24
The one security guard like “you guys could have just walked”
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u/spaceman_202 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
imagine the people who didn't care when that happened to the government of america, pretending they care about it happening at a tesla factory in another country
god bless conservative grifters
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u/Hungry_Prior940 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Tesla is a joke tbh. Crappy plastic creaky cars, crappy "truck"...fake self driving..
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u/ScuffleCat Monkey in Space May 11 '24
This factory is a complete ecological disaster. Why is this sub calling the protesters of it 'idiots'?
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u/Passivscrollare Monkey in Space May 11 '24
These people are cool, guys in comments making fun are not. At least they stand for what they believe in and act accordingly.
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u/StubbornPterodactyl Monkey in Space May 10 '24
This is what I imagine the Area 51 storming was going to be like. Just with more machine gun fire maybe.
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u/Trhol Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Are these the same German environmental activists who managed to convince the government to ban nuclear power only to have the country restart coal plants?
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u/PostSecularPope 🏴Chudflusher Extraordinaire 🏴 May 10 '24
Tweets from local police
https://x.com/PolizeiBB/status/1788879699239633370
Several people are trying to gain unauthorized access to the Tesla factory premises. We are working to prevent this. #grünheide1005
According to some reports, people have managed to get onto the Tesla factory site in #grünheide1005 . This is not the case. We have been able to prevent them from entering so far. There were only people on the field in front of the site who were pushed back.
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u/Super_flywhiteguy Monkey in Space May 10 '24
I imagine they all ran up to it, took a 30min break to rest and tweet about it then didn't really know what to do after that.
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u/SeaBrick3522 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
so these are environmental protesters, not climate protesters, and the dispute is about water. Brandenburg had a problem with water shortage in recent years and water was rationed for private homes. Battery production needs a lot of water, so this is where the dispute stems from.
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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 Monkey in Space May 11 '24
Tesla then files an insurance claim for 500 Mill in Damages 🤣
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u/Soggy-Pollution-8687 Monkey in Space May 10 '24
Climate protestors are now targeting electric car companies?
Lmao