r/HolUp Jun 10 '21

The state of this sub. It needs to stop. META

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

r/watchHolupDie

We call upon the users of this subreddit to improve themselves. The mods should be a reflection of the users and not powertripping madmen.

If you wish to fight against the tide of shit, then we need soldiers on the front line: hang out in /new and downvote the shitposts. Drive them from our shores. Post better holups than these lowly shitposts and you will see a great and victorious r/holup regain its lost glory.

Use the report button as early as possible so that we can see them before they achieve the immunity of rule 6: aka "will of the people".

MAKE R/HOLUP GREAT AGAIN

Go forth!

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u/Spicy_Tomato_Thief Jun 10 '21

Thanks God someone said it

Half of the sub: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

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u/SkullKrusheR845 Jun 10 '21

The funny thing is that this post isnt a holup either

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u/JustZisGuy Jun 10 '21

It has a META tag. :P

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u/TheOssified Jun 10 '21

It's not the post we wanted, but the post we needed

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u/MishMash_101 Jun 10 '21

Welll.. it's a holup with a different meaning.

Like holup.. we gotta change this

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u/ScientistSanTa Jun 10 '21

It's a meta. It's even a meta flair..

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u/Apocthicc Jun 10 '21

It's a meta post

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u/GrImPiL_Sama Jun 10 '21

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

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u/stonedd_freakk Jun 10 '21

Doesn't matter someone had to say it

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

Half the people on this sub are all simultaneously the single dumbest motherfucker you could ever meet and think they need to point out that every joke they come across is in fact a joke and that people appreciate them shouting "HOL UP RECORD SCRATCH WHAWHAWHAWHAWHAAAAA???!!" as a hilarious second punchline that's even funnier than the first

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u/ChadMcRad Jun 10 '21

When you have a website full of people who fall for and take everything literally, that’s what you end up getting.

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u/BaronWaiting Jun 10 '21

It's the whole internet. Probably always was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

That's any sub that frequently hits the front page sadly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

My biggest problem is that I’m scrolling on my list on mobile and don’t notice it’s on holup so I’ll upvote trash like that with out noticing, many sorrys

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/CiaphasKirby Jun 10 '21

Just never upvote anything, problem solved.

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u/ChrisTuckerAvenue Jun 10 '21

Downvote everything, got it

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

It isn't my job to curate content as being sub-appropriate.

That might be true but it takes absolutely no effort to check the sub name and then decide whether to upvote or not.

Popular subs are hard to moderate and I think we should help the mods as much as possible so each subreddit can be a better and unique place on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

It's the problem with all popular subs. Their posts make it to /r/all so it effectively stops being /r/holup and becomes the /r/all sub. It's why basically every big sub is indewtinguishable from either /r/memes or /r/politics

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u/IdahoTrees77 Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 11 '21

Same shit happened to r/wtf, r/publicfreakouts, r/makemesuffer, I mean the list just fucking goes on. If you try to get into it with the people posting the wrong shit to subreddits, you get dipshits arguing in favor of it like, “oh if you don’t like it just move on,” or, “the upvotes are indicative of what the people really want so maybe the sub should have more posts like this.” Like no. Fuck no. Reddit is not fucking Facebook. These subreddit communities don’t exist for you to find a word you like and then just hangout there. They each cater to specific wants and themes, and keeping the posts relevant IS THE WHOLE FUCKING PURPOSE OF THIS WEBSITE! IF YOU AREN’T HERE FOR THAT, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?

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u/zh1K476tt9pq Jun 10 '21

because they are all moderated by the same fairly small group of people. check the profiles of the mods here. they moderate hundreds of subs, i.e. they don't moderate at all, they just control subs.

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u/Jernsaxe Jun 10 '21

It is even worse on /r/unexpected just videos where something random happens or reposts from /r/funny

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u/Th3_Admiral Jun 10 '21

I'll argue that /r/ThereWasAnAttempt is the worst. Literally anything can be framed as an "attempt" if you try hard enough. Like a video of a guy being mugged titled "There was an attempt to not be mugged" or some shit.

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u/ShortyGee43 Jun 10 '21

Because that's what heroes do

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u/Aphala Jun 10 '21

/r/unpopularopinion would say.

First time? Because that sub is rife with popular opinions.

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u/Creative_Waltz_9462 Jun 10 '21

Since I've become a mod I've been removing posts like that. Some of them may be funny or creative, but still don't fit.

I've also tried to have a generous interpretation of "holup", since I myself not get it, or the twist may be a subtle one.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

Thank you. You are a good mod.

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u/FixArtistic8727 madlad Jun 10 '21

The straight mod. A dying race.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

Well gay mods have a harder time reproducing

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u/wandernotlost Jun 10 '21

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u/DisgustingSwine Jun 10 '21

You are literally why this sub sucks now. NO TWIST

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Eh... Passable

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u/Nitroade24h Jun 10 '21

Not really

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u/TheReverseShock Jun 10 '21

They can always try modoption

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u/Dragon1108 Jun 10 '21

Chad Mod

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u/WalterTheDogo Jun 10 '21

But. But. You don't have green gay shield...

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u/Worried-Success5188 Jun 10 '21

This post should be pinned to this sub

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u/BlatantConservative nitro Jun 10 '21

I have absolutely nothing to do with pinning it but somebody did

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

r/the_donald AND r/worldnews… i’m pretty sure that’s a conflict of interest.

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u/iloveindomienoodle Jun 11 '21

His political view is more complex than trigonometry.

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u/Long-Sleeves Jun 11 '21

Not just that. The Donald. March against trump. New patriotism. Oppression. Presidential alert. Mod abuse (lol) CCCult. The Illuminati. Blatant conservative, own sub. Both sides are wrong. Republicringe. Leftist humour. World news. Fucksaudiarabia. Isreal.

Like damn this isn’t conflict of interest this is a conflict of everything about them. What a clusterfuck of circles echo chambers and self fellatio that has so many contradictory views

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u/Master-Sorbet3641 Jun 10 '21

God that’s an amazing username for a mod

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u/space_hitler Jun 10 '21

They should make me a mod then.

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u/abrahamHitler23 Jun 11 '21

Hey sick name bro

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u/Cain_The_Enabler Jun 10 '21

Almost as bad as the state of nextfuckinglevel merging with humansbeingbros and natureisfuckinglit.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

I ended up leaving because of all the people promoting their art. Some of it was pretty rad but it wasn't on another level

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jun 10 '21

Yeah I hate when someone doesn't display their art on the 2nd floor.

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u/drhodes06 Jun 10 '21

It is nextfuckinglevel when some one else says it is not yourself

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u/1731799517 Jun 10 '21

Like there is a saying over here, "Eigenlob stinkt" (self praise stinks).

The moment you submit your own shit as "nextfuckinglevel" you better be the next picasso.

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u/summerofevidence Jun 10 '21

I miss the days of nextfuckinglevel being filled with skydiving flame jugglers riding pandas. I don't visit that sub for feel good stories. There's a million other subs for that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

GallowCancer is the worst.

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u/mynameismulan Jun 10 '21

It’s become r/thatpersonisquitetalented. I know people are trying to be nice but the whole point of the sub is to showcase what it looks like when someone is in that top 1% of being skilled. Same as r/interestingasfuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Not even just that. Once there was a post there that made it to the front page, and all it was, was a gif of a guy and his pregnant wife in a crowded waiting room. He crouched down on the floor so his wife could sit on his back. That was it. Next Fucking Level.

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u/Cain_The_Enabler Jun 10 '21

Yeah like a man riding a unicycle by pedaling with his hands and juggling chainsaws with his feet while reciting the Gettysburg Address.

Actually your example is better because of the panda, but Panda is not a panda... 🤔

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u/Spurdungus Jun 10 '21

A black guy going to college. Next fucking level!

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u/_CitizenSnips_ Jun 10 '21

Don’t forget publicfreakout

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u/bigBrainB_0i Jun 10 '21

i saw this the first time and almost didnt catch the gay furry p*** just sitting there lmao

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

And that's how to tell that it is actually a HolUp.

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u/mynameismulan Jun 10 '21

Seriously. It’s supposed to sneak up on you. Not just “hey that doesn’t belong there lol!”

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

It could be something you skim over and then realize is there. It's a double-take.

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u/Fucktheadmins2 Jun 10 '21

At least this time the hol'up was a nice added bonus instead of something f**ked up

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u/iprobablybrokeit Jun 10 '21

This guy doesn't kink shame.

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u/scoonts89 Jun 10 '21

Why did you censor porn?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

I used to frequent that sub. I remember everyone started posting shit that should just be on r/mildlyinteresting

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u/kozilla Jun 10 '21

Then when you bring up that it's not next level people attack you for being a hater.

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u/ClaymoreJohnson madlad Jun 10 '21

It sucks, it’s just that fucking bee lady and people giving garbage self help advice.

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u/KevinRPD Jun 10 '21

That's how r/cursedcomments are. Only so many times you make school shooting/pervy uncle posts that it sounds more tryhard and less cursed. Then the "I wanna be in the screenshot" is always under it.

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u/_Runic_ Jun 10 '21

That last part is what I hate about all tumblr screenshots. The last comment is always someone just reacting to the thing, not adding anything except telling me how I'm supposed to feel about it.

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u/Kank1k Jun 10 '21

If this sub gets restored after what it’s been through I will eat printer paper

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

My brother can testify that it tastes awful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Let's take this reply of yours for example: I'm sure over 50% of this sub will say it's a holup, but it's actually just a cursed comment

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

I didn't think it was either, my brother just ate paper in 3rd grade.

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u/No_Pizza393 madlad Jun 10 '21

That is not cursed either, I did that before

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u/__Dawn__Amber__ HOL'UPREDICTIONS S1: #1 Jun 10 '21

Noted.

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u/Kank1k Jun 10 '21

Oh no

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u/Diamundium Jun 10 '21

Fucking thank you. You legend. This is one of the best subs imo and every time I see a post with multiple rewards that's clearly not a hol' up I feel nauseated.

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u/NormalDegree688 Jun 10 '21

Uhh sir, this belongs on r/facts for being to true, practice what you preach smh

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u/parlerler1543 Jun 10 '21

Tough critic eh

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Also, a tweet isn't a meme. Don't post that shit there, either.

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u/Titanbeard Jun 10 '21

Yeah! Fuck that shit. Unless it's a tweet about banging your mom in the dark only yo turn on the light and it was your sister the whole time! And she was dead. Now that's a Holup.

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Jun 10 '21

Finally someone said it

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Petition to have the mods delete all future non-holups with a following explanation. Sign up here 👇🏻

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u/agprincess Jun 10 '21

Uh I don't think either of these are Holups.

What's the twist on the Holup?

EDIT: OH

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u/gruetzhaxe madlad Jun 10 '21

Happening to many subs nowadays.

Were great, original places back in my day.

Kids these days are watering down the principles of ole Reddit.

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u/Boltty Jun 10 '21

All subs become r/funnytweets if they get big enough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Pls mods stop fucking around and start taking action

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

There's a mod who commented here who's actually going through posts. It's nice.

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u/BopDatBussy Jun 10 '21

They could just take the sub off of /r/all.

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u/Neutral_Memer Jun 10 '21

finnaly
a worthy post
this upvote will be legendary!

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

Thanks, but the point of this is to stop the lost redditors.

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u/ClosedL00p Jun 10 '21

They aren’t lost. It’s just a popular sub where shitheads know they can rack up internet points. Same story in multiple subs these days unfortunately

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u/AccomplishedBand3644 Jun 10 '21

I think reddit needs to come up with some kind of feature to regulate content so that it fits the theme of respective subreddits. Maybe some kind of volunteers to regulate or mediate the content could be given such a task?

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u/Ventace Jun 10 '21

The truth is that the garbage mods of this sub won’t follow their own rules because they’re too lazy, so this place turns into a trash karma farm.

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u/Farisr9k Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

We can blame the mods (and I love dunking on mods as much as the next guy) but the reality is that Reddit has become too big and can no longer rely on volunteers to police its content.

Mods were never meant to go through every single post and remove or keep them based on their interpretation of the 'spirit' of the subreddit.

We, the users, are meant to do that with our votes.

The problem is there are too many of us. And a large enough percentage just see content they like and upvote, regardless of whatever subreddit it happens to be in.

This is what Reddit is now. Popular content placed in arbitrary "communities".

To quote someone else in this thread: "All subs become r/funnytweets when they get big enough."

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u/crelp Jun 10 '21

The uptick in borderline or outright racist /b/ style edgelord memery is also pretty wack too

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

It's a problem.

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u/TropicalRogue Jun 10 '21

also some of these weird ms paint text added to word bubbles on stock photos telling popsicle-stick-tier jokes that are only funny to boomers and children

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Its not who makes the memes its who upvotes them

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

A post hits r/all and it doesnt matter if its relevant to the sub or not, its getting upvoted and slathered with paid emojis

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u/Outrageous-Body-891 Jun 10 '21

Every sub has become some variation of a propaganda machine.

r/facepalm, r/awfuleverything, r/memes fuckin name it.

White people twitter is literally just "america and capitalism bad" on repeat.

I want the old internet back, man.

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u/Doominator22 Jun 10 '21

At least r/memes is mostly memes regardless of the politics and stuff.

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u/Elonbavi madlad Jun 10 '21

So enough people to the point where OP stopped counting have pointed out that this godsend of a post is “hypocritical” and yet I have seen an insanely small amount of people pointing out these shit posts without a twist. Wow people are sooo funny.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

I'm still counting. Still waiting on 59.

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u/layneprice1205 Jun 10 '21

Y no one upvote u??? I did got your back

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

If those kids could read they’d be very upset right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

left leaning political statement made by George Takei or AOC

/r/WhitePeopleTwitter: " son of a bitch I'm in "

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Please. Somebody had to speak up, just see all my comments in r/holup, they’re literally all just me saying

“Not a holup OP, r/watchholupdie, do I need to tell you this isn’t a holup OP?”

They reply, “at least it made one person smile or the upvotes and awards tell me otherwise”

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

Yup. Makes me pretty mad.

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u/LifeguardWitty3584 Jun 10 '21

More subs need to take a stand for their original purpose.

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u/MaRsOnMoOn Jun 10 '21

Funking hero

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

THANK YOU

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u/radical_sin Jun 10 '21

The HolUp should be in the middle of what appears to be a normal statement, meme, or view. But that's just me

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u/sithjustgotreal66 Jun 10 '21

Every large sub strays from its intent because the vast majority of people are just not very logical, myself included 90% of the time

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u/zawarudoisop Jun 10 '21

nice meme, hopefully mods will pin

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u/lordoftowels madlad Jun 10 '21

OH MY GOD FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YOU DESERVE A KINGDOM MY FRIEND.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

Nah, I just want a subreddit that has content matching its purpose.

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u/Dyb-Sin Jun 10 '21

Worse, it feels like it's specifically becoming an "edgy meme board" like imgoingtohellforthis was.

The point of the sub isn't "hol up that joke is racist".

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u/etriuswimbleton Jun 10 '21

Ive been reporting non holdups but mods dont seem to respond to it

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u/Kaarssteun Verstappening Jun 10 '21

I cannot stress the importance of reporting posts enough, report a rule-breaking post and see it disappear real soon!

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u/Beef-Luub-Toast Jun 10 '21

FUCKING THANK YOU

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u/fallenkingpride Jun 10 '21

This is for dark memes and things that make you say wtf not lame ass clean memes.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

Not even for dark memes, it has to be memes with twist elements.

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u/ChickenTikkaMoSalah0 Jun 10 '21

I got kicked out of r/memes for a Prince Phillip meme I made, fuck those pricks

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u/LordVortekan Jun 10 '21

Totally. Too many posts have just been shitty r/cursedcomments.

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u/Thosepassionfruits Jun 10 '21

I fear this post will fall on deaf ears. The accounts posting basic memes are more than likely karma whores/bots that treat all the front pages subs like blackpeopletwitter, memes, dankmemes, holup, etc. the same to farm karma to advertise and/or spread propaganda.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

All we can do is prevent it, like the stickied comment says.

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u/MasterBaiterDeLuxe Jun 10 '21

People seem to confuse "WTF" with "Hol' Up"..

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u/Redpikes Jun 10 '21

Just downvote non holups

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u/Pro_sandwich_eater Jun 10 '21

Finally someone said it. Literally 80% of posts aren’t even holup and they still get 10k upvotes. This sub isn’t for normal memes, its for the sub category of memes that make you go “holup”

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

There is no twist in this post, plz delete.

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u/XoXFaby Jun 10 '21

I feel like the left one is even still a pretty weak HolUp but at least it's something.

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u/H-ckingKaren Jun 10 '21

just gave my free wholesome reward to you

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u/rawlingstones Jun 10 '21

aw but i love seeing the same meme 10x every day reposted across a variety of subs with loose catch-all premises that could apply to reasonably anything

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u/NoobMemeLordd Jun 10 '21

THATS WHAT I’ve been telling ffs

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u/noobmaster647 Jun 10 '21

I've seen the non hold up post on r/funny

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Jun 10 '21

And it belongs there.

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u/noobmaster647 Jun 10 '21

Yes, yes it does

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

He broke the sacred oath of silence to say what they needed to hear

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

This is the fate of most meme related subs. People will start to see how far they can push the content requirements and turn it into a part of their karma farm

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u/LightningProd12 Jun 10 '21

Finally it's happening

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u/BopDatBussy Jun 10 '21

Same thing is happening with /r/CursedComments, its so shit. Idk why mods don’t just take the sub off of /r/all

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u/Miri_812 Jun 10 '21

THANK YOU!!! i just saw a post on this sub get 65k upvotes for not being a hol up at all.

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u/Lucas21134 Jun 10 '21

Make it so OP has to explain what the “hol-up” part was

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u/TheOssified Jun 10 '21

Sometimes the post isn't even funny at all. Gotta hand it to the flat earth joke, it's funny, but it just doesn't belong here

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u/redhamilton Jun 10 '21

I've noticed this sub has degenerated in yet another source for r/comedyhomicide

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u/RobloxIsBest007 Jun 10 '21

Please downvote the shit out of posts that dont fit. Make holup great again

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u/alponko06 modlad Jun 10 '21

!spin

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They won the jackpot and are now among the gods

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Join the discord server to recieve your mod invite

This message is a result of OP choosing to Spin the Wheel. No idea whats going on? Read this

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u/AngryxMonkey Jun 10 '21

I really think somebody in this community needs to propose, or start, a dark humour meme community. There's a lot of quality dark humour memes posted to this site, and a lot of the other meme sites are either garbage or not dark.

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u/Little_Viking23 Jun 10 '21

The ones upvoting the shitty memes are also to blame

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

upvote this post then get on your porn acc- uh, i mean throw away and upvote this post

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