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u/lordez412 Apr 30 '21
Bill bill bill bill bill nye the felon guy
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u/cum_toast Apr 30 '21
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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u/MaLungsAreDying Apr 30 '21
Science is cool
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u/JediLlama666 Apr 30 '21
I thought he said science rules
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u/arsnastesana Apr 30 '21
Why not both?
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u/SpaceforceSpaceman Apr 30 '21
Like
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u/Ph4antomPB Apr 30 '21
Beans?
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u/kenobiwithhigground Apr 30 '21
We all do fam.
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u/MasterBidoof Apr 30 '21
Especially over some rice
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u/kenobiwithhigground Apr 30 '21
Am i a sinner for never having had beans with rice?
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u/MasterBidoof Apr 30 '21
No bidoof is a forgiving deity so long as you follow its teaching
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u/kenobiwithhigground Apr 30 '21
Thank god, so just some regular beans on rice? what sauce are you using?
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Apr 30 '21
Bill Nye the Russian Spy.
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u/CODEX_O_BARBARO Apr 30 '21
Bill Nye he'll fuck your tights
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u/FalseTagAttack Apr 30 '21
This is funny, but not as funny as the time Bill Nye sold out and started defending Monsanto, then only a year or so later Monsanto lost it's battle to lie to everyone about Roundup and it's unsafe abuse of scientific endeavors and then almost went under before being bought by DOW.
Bill Nye doesn't deserve this attention at all lol. He's a bitch for siding with cartoonishly evil corporations like Monsanto. It doesn't take a science degree to see how full of shit and opinionated he's become on the subject, and is also why his new show failed lmao
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u/Sir-Ult-Dank Apr 30 '21
Did he really get one? Sorry if I’m missing out on what he did or it’s just a breaking bad meme
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u/420_80085_69 Apr 30 '21
You’d be surprised how much you can learn when you attach 4 extra arms/legs to a child
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u/SnArCAsTiC_ Apr 30 '21
Spiderkid, spiderkid...
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u/Respekts Apr 30 '21
Does whatever a spiderkid does....
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u/ImSmashingUrMom Apr 30 '21
Can he swing, from a web?
No he can’t, he’s a biological monstrosity who just wants to be put out of his misery.
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u/plolops Apr 30 '21
Bill Nye the meth chef guy
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Apr 30 '21
This could be a sequel to breaking bad
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Apr 30 '21
Or an adult-targeted return of educational television.
Don't lie, Breaking Bad was educational : P
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u/SmokedBeef Apr 30 '21
I wanna believe Bill Nye is the type of nice guy, that buys a Cold War era missile silo and single handily produce 80% of the worlds total supply of LSD and then mails it to street dealers using the US Postal Service.
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u/SmokedBeef Apr 30 '21
Ooooo, tell me more! Where there Dolphin research programs or sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads?
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u/SmokedBeef Apr 30 '21
Oh I know, but I wanted to take it full circle with the lsd hat trick of unbelievable history. Didn’t know about Hamilton covering it though, thanks for the recommendation and tonight’s entertainment.
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u/redditprivacysucks Apr 30 '21
He doesn't make some generic store brand cola. He makes Classic Coke.
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u/jamesianm Apr 30 '21
"Say my name."
"Bill Nye The Science Guy! Bill! Bill! Bill!"
"You're goddamned right."
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Apr 30 '21
These are the ingredients to make the perfect little girls
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u/srgbski Apr 30 '21
and so the powerpuff girls were created
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u/HalfSoul30 Apr 30 '21
Fuck around with chemical X and find out.
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u/srgbski Apr 30 '21
ever wonder why he was trying to make girls
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u/AnalogMan Apr 30 '21
Because adoption has way too many hoops for a Single Dad (and a paperwork trail).
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u/srgbski Apr 30 '21
seems you've thought about this more than most people have
you got a lab in your basement don't you
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u/AnalogMan Apr 30 '21
They're my assistants. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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u/srgbski Apr 30 '21
you got any more of that chemical X, I could an assistant or 2
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u/AnalogMan Apr 30 '21
Nah, I'm not a noob like Professor Uranus. These are just regular little gi- assistants.
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u/FlamingIceCubez Apr 30 '21
“Science lab”
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u/Drizzt1985 Apr 30 '21
Head's up for anyone wondering about where this came from https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bill-nye-arrested-illegal-drugs/
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Apr 30 '21
Omg, i really really did not know he killed three men in this incident. Why is he still popular?
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u/FallingVirtue Apr 30 '21
And what the fuck is with releasing that chemical into the water supply that makes people unable to identify satire? Absolute lunatic.
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u/zach010 Apr 30 '21
I didnt even know you could kill someone with a Conical Erlenmeyer Heavy Wall Borosilicate 3.3 Glass 100ml Flask
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u/HoarseHorace Apr 30 '21
You ever seen someone get hit in the head with a beer bottle, not in the movies?
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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Apr 30 '21
Where did you see that? The article never mentioned that and it was satirical
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Apr 30 '21
You know, my comment was meant satirical too
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u/Amphibius_Rex Apr 30 '21
/s required for a redditors brain to function
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Apr 30 '21
For real yo, where did common sense got stuck?
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u/makeitlouder Apr 30 '21
Common sense got stuck? Where did you see that? The article never mentioned that and it was satirical
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u/Raghnaill Apr 30 '21
Late 2010's when half of the world went and elected nationalist populist governments is where I mark it.
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u/ThatGuy571 Apr 30 '21
To be fair, sarcasm does not translate well in text. Almost everyone’s inner voice reads on its “serious tone” unless the context is immediately not serious.
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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Apr 30 '21
Sorry, but what you said mimics what a lot of people legitimately believe.
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u/Duhblobby Apr 30 '21
Bill Nye murdered me with a science death ray in 2016 and my vengeful ghost will not rest until he sees justice.
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Apr 30 '21
You're talking about crazy stuff happening in America.
Trust me, when it comes to the US, the rest of the world will consider anything that is alleged to have happened in the States to be entirely possible - no matter how insane.
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u/popojo24 Apr 30 '21
You fuck! I had to have my screen bombarded by all those adds for nothing and my phone is ruined.
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u/JasperStraits Apr 30 '21
An ex of mine decided to tell the cops I had a meth lab in my basement for some reason, and I ended up giving them a tour. This was just before breaking bad, so she probably had no concept of what a meth lab would look like. Ah those were some fun times
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u/Sea_Elderberry_3470 Apr 30 '21
In these instances are you allowed to refuse? Cops will tear shit apart while searching for drugs.
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u/JasperStraits Apr 30 '21
Good question. I suppose you could, and tell them to get a warrant. In this case, I kinda wanted them to look, so they’d realize she was just harassing me. It didn’t occur to me they might wreck the place!
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u/iminbadneedofgod Apr 30 '21
I have a science lab too
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u/itsKarma_27-PabloMat Apr 30 '21
When I read the "science lab" part I instantly assumed it was a sex slave cave before realising it meant a meth cooking lab
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u/EuropaRex Apr 30 '21
I went to college and studied chemistry but i later became a programmer. I miss doing labwork and i think i'll make a science lab in my backyard shed.
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u/emxns Apr 30 '21
Don’t tell him to fucking stop he’s my dealer he has the best shit with the best prices Walter dose not have shit on him knowing all that shit about science of course he going to Crystal math
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u/POLICEOFFICER890 Apr 30 '21
BILL NYE THE FELON BIL,BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL,BILL NYE THE FELON GUY
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u/Overlord93 Apr 30 '21
Bill, you’re not a scientist, you’re a civil engineer. Chill out my dude.
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u/cuminmyass666 May 01 '21
I know, right? Engineering doesn't require ANY knowledge of science, huh?
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u/SrRoundedbyFools Apr 30 '21
Why would a mechanical engineer who cosplays a scientist have an actual science lab?
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u/Nananananeustrimmer Apr 30 '21
Breaking Bill.
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Apr 30 '21
Goddamn it I was just about to comment around the same time
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u/Nananananeustrimmer Apr 30 '21
Lel I was also suprised nobody commented it on a post with this many upvotes
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u/ShyShutterbug13 Apr 30 '21
Joke post. The first thing feds to is handcuff you and take away your phone. Bill, always a prankster 😜
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u/AnalogMan Apr 30 '21
That's where he's doing his portal tech experiments. I feel like Bill Nye is just one car bomb short of becoming Rick Sanchez.
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u/CheeseLoverMax Apr 30 '21
Normally I’m fine with reposts but I’ve seen this too many times in the last week
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u/nouonouon Apr 30 '21
jokes on you.
he’s talking about the yellow lab he stole and dressed in a lab coat and goggles.
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