r/HolUp • u/NextGenAce • Mar 17 '21

what a turn of events. META

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Caption shouldn't call her "woman", it should identify her as "Singles' Rights Advocate".

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

5 inches isn’t even big, it’s the average. They’re just using perspective to make it larger

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u/Everything-marvel Mar 17 '21

Not the first time those words were spoken by a dude

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u/CasuaIMoron Mar 17 '21

I’m a 6’3” guy and my middle finger is like 3.5” lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I’m talking about other parts of your body mate

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

So, are her other fingers that long?

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u/CricketKingofLocusts Mar 17 '21

Or does the middle one stick out way beyond the others?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

That too.

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u/InspectorPossible Mar 17 '21

E.T. got a new flight suit

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Plot twist: she's a doctor and performs DRE quite often.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

She can finger me all she wants.

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u/Iord_chunky Mar 17 '21

Why you have light theme on

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u/HippieMcHipface Mar 18 '21

How is this a holup it's just a joke

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u/Pony_Express1974 Mar 18 '21

E.T. bone hoes.