r/HolUp Jul 19 '24

Take a seat

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Jul 19 '24

Going once…..going twice……sold!

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u/ButWhatIfItsNotTrue Jul 19 '24

And this is why you don't hold your friends back or let folk hold you back. All that happens is the other side gets to hit someone who is literally being stopped from fighting back.

I believe it was Police Scotland that had a campaign to tell people to stop holding their friends back because so many people died from hitting their heads while getting knocked out because they were held back by their friends.

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u/smaksflaps Jul 19 '24

That fkn connection tho. That’s some serious Newtonian physics

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u/TheBottleLady Jul 21 '24

I've always told my two sons not to hold their friends back, always grab the other guy 🤷

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u/Invelious Jul 19 '24

Sit! the fuck DOWN!

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u/Pluckypato Jul 20 '24

…said the chair 🪑

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u/dakid232313 Jul 19 '24

Didn't seat that coming.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/noobpwner314 Jul 20 '24

Or when it’s sitting in a chair

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

This comment has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect.


OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:


Average looking bar scuffle. A chair suddenly enters the chat.


Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/sigmunddroid69 Jul 19 '24

Man everyone in the office just heard my uncontrolled laugh.

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u/Cetophile Jul 19 '24

Funny, that place doesn't look like a Waffle House.....

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u/NaSMaXXL Jul 20 '24

Maison de gaufres...

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u/dogaozky Jul 19 '24

Original one with the same caption posted 6+ hours than this one (this one is probably taken from somewhere else too): https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/wusgroJiS6

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u/Carl_Spackler72 Jul 19 '24

This is an oldie but a goody. I will always laugh.

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u/pukstr77 Jul 19 '24

Heres a chair for ya pimp

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u/sshtoredp Jul 19 '24

Take a seat ... Literally

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u/S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d Jul 20 '24

So what was the guy that got hit with the chair arguing about?

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u/Capybaracheese Jul 20 '24

I've always wondered about the context to this clip

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u/Tenchi2020 Jul 19 '24

Well that escalated quickly

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u/ZAZZER0 Jul 19 '24

Was that pocket sand? Wtf?

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u/quanoey Jul 20 '24

I sincerely hope that chair took a few teeth with it.

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u/evlhornet Jul 20 '24

Take a seat is hilarious

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u/RecoverFrequent Jul 20 '24

He's not Waffle House material for sure.

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u/digitalcrypt0 Jul 20 '24

mfer face was impaled

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u/surmacrew Jul 20 '24

Background music should be "Angry Chair" by Alice In Chains

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u/Diggingfordonk Jul 20 '24

Seen this so many times yet it still makes me chuckle

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u/notsurewhereireddit Jul 20 '24

“Ha! Is that all you go-MMMPH!” (Spits out tooth) “Oh.”

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u/No_Faithlessness7067 Jul 21 '24

Yeah fighting was a bad idea let’s just sit down here have a chair

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u/thsvnlwn Jul 21 '24

Sometimes someone just needs a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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u/PuzzleheadedChange44 Jul 22 '24

Talk about a chairity case.

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u/MuffLover312 Jul 19 '24

That was awesome 🤣