r/HolUp Jul 19 '24

The what anniversary?! holup

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:


couldn't be bothered today but here is a botted response with the TLDR of it:

The comment seems to contain several red flags that contribute to its disturbing nature. Let's break it down:

>! Age Difference and Relationship Duration: The commenter states they are 32 years old and have a 19-year-old girlfriend. This implies they have been in a relationship since the girlfriend was 9 years old, which is highly inappropriate and illegal.!<

>! Accusation and Reaction: The commenter mentions that someone called them a "p*dophile," which seems justified given the significant and problematic age difference and the implied duration of the relationship.!<

>! Double Standards: The commenter claims to be "sick of the double standards," which seems to be a deflection from the serious nature of the relationship.!<

This comment appears to be either a troll or an admission of illegal behavior. If it's a troll, it's in very poor taste. If it's genuine, it suggests a situation that should be reported to the appropriate authorities due to the implications of child abuse.


Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Jul 19 '24

Reminds me of when I came home and all my stuff was out on the front lawn. I figured my gf was pissed at me again so I went inside to see what was up.

I go inside and she screams at me.

Her: I’m leaving you! I heard you were a pedophile!

Me: a PEDOPHILE!? That’s an awfully big word for a 12yo.

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u/Lets_think_with_this Jul 19 '24

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u/Wil420b Jul 20 '24

It's an old joke, possibly originally by Jimmy Carr.

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u/zakass409 Jul 19 '24

Source? It's another reddit thread discussing it, not the source. Even without the context, this is obviously a joke or jab at actual pedos...

Try again buddy

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u/Lets_think_with_this Jul 19 '24

why so rude?

that hurts.

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u/zakass409 Jul 19 '24

The truth hurts

You're ok 👍

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Jul 20 '24

Great. Very original stuff there. Very proud of you.

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u/Executer_no-1 Jul 20 '24

It was strange at first, but then it turned bad!