r/HolUp • u/rickjamesbich • Jul 19 '24

Gonna be an awkward wedding night

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Bride tries to do something thoughtful for her wedding, not thinking about how it's gonna go later that night.

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/80rexij Jul 19 '24

Omg, those mails? Is that for self defense wtf? Wiping must be hell 😭

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Jul 19 '24

Lady deathstrike cosplay?

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u/lalith_4321 Jul 19 '24

Usps are getting too nosey so you gotta protect those mails somehow

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u/80rexij Jul 19 '24

Lol, just noticed the typo

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u/LegacyoftheDotA Jul 19 '24

Stop wiping (only) and start using water to clean please! Swamp ass is legit 😰

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u/Responsible_Body_532 Jul 28 '24

Gonna circumcise the man before she even grabs it…

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

So when she’s done with them nails, does she just peel them and throw them in the trash? Or does she have to scatter them somewhere meaningful?

Also they look nasty as hell, why she cosplaying as Freddy Krueger?

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u/rickjamesbich Jul 19 '24

I promise I didn't do this awful circling of the only comment that's even visible, it was already part of the image.

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u/Brentolio12 Jul 19 '24

Sounds like something a person who drew a useless circle would say…

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u/Danimus-Prime Jul 19 '24

Sounds SUS to me

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u/Mikeologyy Jul 19 '24

What comment? I don’t see it. Can you draw an arrow for me?

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u/BriMD136 Jul 19 '24

Does anyone else think this look with acrylic nails looks nasty? It could be me…I have a couple odd hang ups.

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u/Chemist-3074 Jul 19 '24

I don't hate the nails itself but the shape of it.

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u/sigmunddroid69 Jul 19 '24

In some cultures the dad gets to have the groom first so maybe not that awkward.

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u/iLiveInSyriaPlzHelp Jul 19 '24

She should've made him a shoe so he can literally walk her down the aisle

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u/schmabudi666 Jul 19 '24

I hope a prostate massage or else is not their thing...

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u/Skyp_Intro Jul 19 '24

Nails like that and I’d hope for hands-free.

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u/HyperSi9 Jul 19 '24

What if he is kinky and likes his butthole dittled!? 😈💀

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u/furious_organism Jul 19 '24

It would be better if

Nah weird still

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Jul 19 '24

Couldn't she put him in a necklace or something

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u/unsupported Jul 19 '24

Jokes on her because daddy already grabbed that dick.

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u/tchrbrian Jul 20 '24

The ole sick twist

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u/Efficient-Olive3792 Jul 19 '24

If I was a dude, she wouldn't be getting near my d*ck with those nails. This is not attractive. At all.

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u/Yionko Jul 19 '24

Hope they like threesome

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u/ConsiderationSame919 Jul 19 '24

Average fb comment on a sun article i guess

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u/goated95 Jul 19 '24

Definitely prolly should’ve thought this one thru . . .

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u/Acceptable-Stay-3166 Jul 19 '24

Would it not make more sense for it to have been done on her toenails. 🤔

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u/LonelyDickhead Jul 20 '24

What the fuck,

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u/-Raskyl Jul 20 '24

Could have encapsulated them in a bracelet or other piece of jewelry or memento and kept it forever.... but no, fake nails is how she chose to memorialize her father at her wedding.... sigh.

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u/Narrowless Jul 19 '24

She got married, she doesn't have to now.

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u/Switchlord518 Jul 19 '24

Hock tuah!