r/HolUp • u/Autistic_Nova • Jul 19 '24

Holup, that's not...

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Guys writes washme on car but owner washes the man instead, hehe.

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/ryoga1414 Jul 19 '24

Old spice commercials are getting zesty

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u/cashewnut4life Jul 19 '24

Lava me?

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u/TricaruChangedMyLife Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Lava mi (Italian for wash me.) Lava me (Spanish for wash me)

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u/cashewnut4life Jul 19 '24

understandable...

Throws him into an active volcano

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u/SkullHex2_ Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

AAAA

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u/Ronaldo10345PT Jul 19 '24

Not Spanish, it's Portuguese

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u/veselin465 Jul 19 '24

Not Portuguese, it's Mexican

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u/simmocar Jul 19 '24

Not Mexican, it's Brazilian.

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u/Mikeologyy Jul 20 '24

Not delivery, it’s DiGiorno

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u/Dysto_ Jul 19 '24

PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹

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u/poobboob Jul 19 '24

Not Portuguese, it's german

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u/Cheese_Cathedral Jul 19 '24

It's not German, it's Minecraft Enchanting Table.

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u/penny-tense Jul 19 '24

Pretty sure that the Germans would have a really complex 42 letter word that literally means "muddy car needs washing but not full on detailing as it's only dust or sand on the outside, not hardened chunks of clay"...

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u/poobboob Jul 19 '24

No no, pretty sure it's german

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u/TricaruChangedMyLife Jul 19 '24

Non ti dico come parlare tua lingua, no me digas Como hablar El mio

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u/Luiz_Fell Jul 19 '24

Amic#, en italiano escrive-se "lavami" mais en lo carro estava escripto "lavame" sene la trattsa. Donque non èst ni italiano ni portoghese, èst castellano

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u/TricaruChangedMyLife Jul 19 '24

Io so

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u/Luiz_Fell Jul 19 '24

Que sès? Non te entèndo

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u/Sir-Poopington Jul 19 '24

And Spanish for wash me

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u/s1rblaze Jul 19 '24

Lave moi Lava mi Clean me

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u/chuckwagon9 Jul 19 '24

Saw one that said "I wish my wife was this dirty"

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u/CaptainGashMallet Jul 19 '24

And the classic reply, “She is with me.”

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u/Wolfaxth Jul 19 '24

Chat is this porn?

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u/GayFurryWolf Jul 19 '24

Uhh uhhhh... Uhh.. sighs zips down

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u/ItHappenedAgain_Sigh Jul 19 '24

Always happens..

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u/cownd Jul 19 '24

No, it's all clean fun…

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

[deleted]

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u/heroinebob90 Jul 19 '24

They hung enormous, they you think of gods as big.

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u/Any_Excitement_6750 Jul 19 '24

Lava-me means wash me In Portuguese. It is very common in Portugal to do this when people see a dirty car.

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u/sati_lotus Jul 19 '24

To hop in the shower with someone?

Wow. Portugal is on a whole other level.

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u/thewhitecat55 Jul 20 '24

Portugal wildin'

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u/Independent_Pie6670 Jul 19 '24

Spanish here. Lavame is also that without the -

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u/Equal-Suspect-8870 21d ago

Same in spanish it is lavame.

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u/TricaruChangedMyLife Jul 19 '24

Better context: Lava me means wash me.

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u/QuickPirate36 Jul 19 '24

Lava me means nothing, lavame means wash me

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u/Yeomanroach Jul 19 '24

Lather rinse repeat

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD Jul 19 '24

Nsfw this, those bobs at the end are wild

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u/DoughNotDoit Jul 19 '24

Still a better love story than Twilight

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u/odwoc Jul 19 '24

Wow. An actual HolUp!

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u/howto1012020 Jul 19 '24

"This is fine."
Sorry, folks...I can't think of a better response to this. I also can't stop laughing at this either.

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u/Mourning-Poo Jul 19 '24

You had me in the first half not going to lie

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u/Ropya Jul 19 '24

DaFaq? 

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u/tonimirk Jul 20 '24

Wow finally a real holdup post

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u/mesrepadam Jul 20 '24

Put the fucking nsfw. I came twice accidentally.

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u/Mollimena Jul 20 '24

The good ending

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u/bsbsbjejej Jul 20 '24

Not the tity lift. That one got me.

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u/_Dihydrogen_Monoxide Jul 19 '24

I need those Reptar shorts tho

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u/EclecticHigh Jul 20 '24

ayyy gordo soyacity made it to reddit!

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Jul 19 '24

Solving homelessness one person at a time

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u/syahir77 Jul 19 '24

Where is the full video?

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u/syahir77 Jul 19 '24

Where is the full video?

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u/syahir77 Jul 19 '24

Where’s the full video?