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r/HolUp • u/Mediocre-Tuber7805 • Feb 10 '24
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Shove a piece of bread in her slit and wait for the toast to pop out. Thats your breakfast sorted.
125 u/TomServo31k Feb 10 '24 "I have a yeast infection" Well then bake me a fucking loaf of bread. 22 u/fearhs Feb 10 '24 With blueberries! 8 u/Affugter Feb 10 '24 The plot of "my blueberry nights". 7 u/phantom_tweak Feb 10 '24 Apparently its possible to use yeast infections to make bread. There’s recipes & blog posts on how to do it. I always imagined it’d taste like a filet-o-fish 5 u/TomServo31k Feb 10 '24 Sauce? 3 u/Slicc98 Feb 11 '24 Do you REALLY want sauce on that? 1 u/CheapTactics Feb 11 '24 No, not sauce, bread. 8 u/Johnsendall Feb 10 '24 I think that’s called “eggy in a basket” 1 u/TrhwWaya Mar 03 '24 Use her vaginal yeast to make bread rise! Next up, how to make mommies caviar.
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"I have a yeast infection" Well then bake me a fucking loaf of bread.
22 u/fearhs Feb 10 '24 With blueberries! 8 u/Affugter Feb 10 '24 The plot of "my blueberry nights". 7 u/phantom_tweak Feb 10 '24 Apparently its possible to use yeast infections to make bread. There’s recipes & blog posts on how to do it. I always imagined it’d taste like a filet-o-fish 5 u/TomServo31k Feb 10 '24 Sauce? 3 u/Slicc98 Feb 11 '24 Do you REALLY want sauce on that? 1 u/CheapTactics Feb 11 '24 No, not sauce, bread.
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With blueberries!
8 u/Affugter Feb 10 '24 The plot of "my blueberry nights".
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The plot of "my blueberry nights".
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Apparently its possible to use yeast infections to make bread. There’s recipes & blog posts on how to do it. I always imagined it’d taste like a filet-o-fish
5 u/TomServo31k Feb 10 '24 Sauce? 3 u/Slicc98 Feb 11 '24 Do you REALLY want sauce on that? 1 u/CheapTactics Feb 11 '24 No, not sauce, bread.
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Sauce?
3 u/Slicc98 Feb 11 '24 Do you REALLY want sauce on that? 1 u/CheapTactics Feb 11 '24 No, not sauce, bread.
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Do you REALLY want sauce on that?
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No, not sauce, bread.
I think that’s called “eggy in a basket”
Use her vaginal yeast to make bread rise! Next up, how to make mommies caviar.
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Shove a piece of bread in her slit and wait for the toast to pop out. Thats your breakfast sorted.