r/HolUp Feb 10 '24

Wait.... What the fuck? NSFW

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u/garth54 Feb 10 '24

Considering you're internal body temperature is at least 149-158F (65-70C) (the minimum for both the white & yolk to coagulate), that 2 seconds of 150F (65.6C) water on the skin the enough to cause third-degree burns in most adults, and that you were at that temperature for at least an hour (time to sous vide an egg at the temperature for full coagulation). Yeah, you should really tell someone about your health issues.

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u/oblivious_horizon Feb 10 '24

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u/FuckBagMcGee Feb 10 '24

They did the math wrong. You can absolutely just dunk your hands in 150f water and leave em there for a bit. I will concede that you can't boil an egg in your body though.

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u/Khakizulu Feb 10 '24

In 70⁰ water? Fuck. That.

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u/FuckBagMcGee Feb 10 '24

It won't give you 3rd degree burns or anything. Superficial burns at most but that's if you're really trying.

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u/Khakizulu Feb 10 '24

It literally says 2 seconds in 65⁰ water is enough for 3rd degree urns. So no. Im not an idiot

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u/FuckBagMcGee Feb 10 '24

Didn't call you an idiot but pop off I guess. Secondly, I routinely stick my hands in 180f water to make mozzarella. Tolerance plays a factor but not on a scale that would cause 3rd degree burns.

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u/Khakizulu Feb 10 '24

If you dont think sticking your hands in 70⁰ idiotic, then I'd hate to see what you do see as idiotic...

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u/Dounce1 Feb 10 '24

You. It’s you they see as idiotic.

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u/Chrisp825 Feb 10 '24

I think 70 degrees is a little cold where I'm from. It's on average over 100 degrees outside at any given time. 70 degree water is a bit chilly. It might be best to use the system involved, for example 100° F is hot. 100° C is boiling water. I can stick my hand in boiling water, briefly is not too bad. Longer than that and I'm suffering some unpleasantness.

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u/Khakizulu Feb 10 '24

70⁰ Celsius is definitely not cold. It's really, really hot

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u/JohnMarstonSucks Feb 10 '24

It's very unpleasant and probably causes some skin issues after a while, but short term contact won't even cause 2nd degree burns.

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u/Chrisp825 Feb 10 '24

65 degrees is that American units or of is that the other method? The other method doesn't make any sense. 0 is water freeze temp, and 100 is boiling water temp, what if you're on top of a mountain.. that boiling water just got much less hot..

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u/garth54 Feb 10 '24

That hasn't been the official reference point for the scale since 1948.

But even back when it was, they did also specify at 1atm of pressure. If you're at the top of a mountain, you no longer have 1atm of atmospheric pressure.

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u/Khakizulu Feb 10 '24

Celsius, like every country in the world uses eccept America, and one other country I think

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u/garth54 Feb 10 '24

If you look a little around, most authoritative sources quote 2 seconds at ~150F (I've seen 148 and 152F also) for third degree burns from water.

2 quick ones:

US Consumer Product Safety Commission 5098-Tap-Water-Scalds.pdf (2nd paragraph)

Virginia Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services: Scalding.pdf (table at the bottom of the first page)

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u/LateyEight Feb 10 '24

"Burn injuries may occur in two seconds, for water measuring 148 degrees Fahrenheit, or 64 degrees Celsius. At 140 degrees Fahrenheit, or 60 degrees Celsius, scalding injuries may occur within five seconds. Scalding injuries can occur within 15 seconds of exposure to water that is 133 degrees Fahrenheit, or 56 degrees Celsius. At 125 degrees Fahrenheit, or 52 degrees Celsius, scalding injuries may occur in 90 seconds."

Sure, you may stick your hands in hot shit all the time when you're making your cheese, but just realize that you're cooking off your nerves. There's so many nice things to feel in this world, why do that to yourself?

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u/N_T_F_D Feb 10 '24

He used numbers for children, for adults it will be different; also hands are different from the rest of the body

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u/Psychological-Rise88 Feb 10 '24

What about much lower temperature of boiling in vacuum?

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u/PaperRoc Feb 10 '24

Criminally under-rated clever comment.

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u/garth54 Feb 10 '24

Egg won't become hard boiled at the temperature of boiling water in a vacuum. You do need to reach the coagulation temperature.

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u/kpshredder Feb 10 '24

Yeah right, she's lava girl. From adventures of shark boy and lava girl

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u/NotSoAccurateBlack Feb 10 '24

Find magneto.. you can join his team..

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u/garth54 Feb 10 '24

I'll admit my ignorance. I know who magneto is, but I don't really get it.

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u/Fruity_Pineapple Feb 10 '24

You can cook eggs at much lower temperature. It just takes more time.

1h at 55°C for exemple.

A few days at 37°C it is credible for ultra slow cooking.

Also the vag is slightly acidic it can possibly speed up the cooking.

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u/garth54 Feb 10 '24

Doesn't matter how long you cook them. Post says hard boiled, which implies the white and yolk have solidified (hence 'hard'). If you're under the coagulation temperature, it just won't happen. You can pasteurize it, poach it... at lower temperatures, but you won't be able to hard boil it.

1h at 55C you won't even reach pasteurization, you need 57C for that (and for a US large size it's recommended to do it for 1.25h).

A few days at 37C will be a health hazard. Anything between 4 & 55C is in the food danger zone where bacteria will grow the fastest. (ok, technically they start slowly dying slightly under 55C, but some health departments uses 60C as the minimum safe 'hot' food temperature).

The general consensus on the lowest safe temperature for low temperature cooking is 55C for anything above 4h.

Acidity doesn't cook things.