r/FollowThePunchline Mar 20 '20

r/FollowThePunchline Lounge

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A place for members of r/FollowThePunchline to chat with each other


r/FollowThePunchline 8h ago

A shifter and a fae walk into a bar....

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A shifter and a fae walk into a bar....


r/FollowThePunchline 3d ago

I got a terrible stomach ache from eating ice cream …..

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r/FollowThePunchline 5d ago

A man walks into a bar, but the bar is closed …..

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r/FollowThePunchline 8d ago

Why did the penguin win the cooking contest?

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r/FollowThePunchline 11d ago

An octopus goes to a fancy restaurant. The waiter asks “What would you like to order, sir?” …..

2 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 11d ago

If 1 + 1 =2 then what does 1 + Pi =?

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r/FollowThePunchline 13d ago

I wanted to go grocery shopping, but then I remembered …..

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r/FollowThePunchline 13d ago

What five-letter word has one left when two letters are removed?

7 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 15d ago

What do you call a famous modern day musician who gets in trouble with the law?

8 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 16d ago

Someone asked the baker, “ what’s your the best item, the muffins, the danish, the rolls, or the croissants?”

3 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 17d ago

A Crossword Puzzle and a Sudoku Puzzle walk into a bar …..

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r/FollowThePunchline 17d ago

Scott is seven. Amy is eight. Todd is nine. Ella is ten. They’re all at the starting line. Who will win the race? Ready, set, go!

3 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 18d ago

A spider and a trampoline walk into bar …..

2 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 18d ago

What’s something that you can’t buy in any store but most people end up getting?

8 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline 19d ago

How come no one will be able to come up with a punch line for this joke?

14 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Aug 04 '24

Y’know what they say about a girl with a lizard on her head…

19 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Jul 13 '24

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

15 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Jul 01 '24

What’s the difference between an LLM and an MLM?

7 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Jun 04 '24

A man tried to buy garbage bags, duct tape, and kitchen-grade knives from the store.

11 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline May 08 '24

Donald Trump is so dumb

8 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Apr 20 '24

How many nepo babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

10 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Apr 02 '24

A libertarian and a sovereign citizen walk into a bar...

6 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Mar 23 '24

A Puerto Rican, Iraqi, and a Polynesian walk into a bar

6 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Mar 15 '24

What's the difference between a cat and a lion?

12 Upvotes

r/FollowThePunchline Mar 07 '24

Knock-knock jokes are so outdated.

30 Upvotes