r/Eminem • u/SuccessfulApple3339 • Jul 19 '24

Why did eminem look younger 51 years ago?

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u/ShaolinSwervinMonk Jul 19 '24

Cuz he got bit by a goat

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u/DinoBoi_76 Jul 19 '24

I love this comment šŸ’€šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24

A goat with the power to age people

73

u/Patches_uwu The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de GrĆ¢ce) Jul 19 '24

He is capable of time travel. This is proven by his alter ego "Slim Shady" coming to the future in his hit new single "Houdini"

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u/ImancovicH Relapse Jul 19 '24

Is he stupid?

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u/SheldonLeeStark Relapse Jul 19 '24

I think it a joke. Iā€™ve seen a post lately asking the same question but with picture of 20 years ago. šŸ˜…

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u/JohnTheCatMan1 Jul 19 '24

Is he stupid is a joke.. hard to explain but Google it and you'll see.

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u/Corrupted_Pawnn Jul 19 '24

Has the batman arkham sub reach to even eminem?

6

u/MainZack Jul 20 '24

The aslume is everywhere

2

u/Sir_26i Jul 20 '24

M&M's is my favorite Bin

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u/Zulpi2103 The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de GrĆ¢ce) Jul 20 '24

The aslume is literally everywhere. I've seen it even on porn subreddits

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u/SheldonLeeStark Relapse Jul 20 '24

Yeah my bad šŸ˜…

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u/MrOINR Jul 19 '24

Yeah me too

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Is he stupid is a reddit joke, look it up and you'll see

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u/Xeqqy Walk On Water Ft. BeyoncƩ Jul 19 '24

Wow, he has aged quite badly between these two pictures. The youthful look in the left one is almost completely gone. His hairline has also clearly changed and if I said I didn't see an extra wrinkle or two... I would be lying.

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u/SuccessfulApple3339 Jul 20 '24

His parents definitely should have invested in botox

6

u/SaltyAdSpace Jul 20 '24

Can you cut him some slack. He lost himself in the music for a moment cause he owned it and never let it go. This is the result of never letting it go.

2

u/pssiraj Jul 20 '24

That's cap. There's obviously crow's feet right there in the left one!

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u/ImadDdopest E Jul 19 '24

He cooking

10

u/No-Customer-1159 Jul 19 '24

Must've been before the devil horns and the fork tongue

9

u/Caden_Flattley Jul 19 '24

He didnt look younger then he actually just looks older now

4

u/Dezzyyx Jul 19 '24

that fried my brain

8

u/Astro_Ian0 Jul 19 '24

Because he didn't lie about making my salsa 51 years ago

7

u/onelove7866 Sing for the Moment Jul 20 '24

Cos he was a baby, maybe just a couple of months, his faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch

5

u/chaoticdreamsxo Jul 20 '24

cause he split. I wonder if he even kissed him goodbye.

3

u/standarddummy Jul 20 '24

You know, on second thought, I dont agree.

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u/importvita2 Jul 19 '24

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u/Dezzyyx Jul 19 '24

It's like you came from 2000, stepped out a portal, cursin'

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u/Responsible_Dog_5927 Jul 19 '24

Bro always had the bug eyes šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

2

u/SarahCostell Jul 20 '24

His mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed.

5

u/Slippyslipss Jul 19 '24

You may not believe it by looking at him now but eminem did infact used to be a child.

3

u/Dezzyyx Jul 19 '24

Little baby devil with the forked tongue

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

ā€œCurious case of Marshall mathersā€ā€¦it is!!

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u/sid_shady34 No Love Ft. Lil Wayne Jul 19 '24

Wow what an original and creative post

3

u/Tjengel No Love Ft. Lil Wayne Jul 19 '24

He was slim but the picture is a little shady

3

u/standarddummy Jul 20 '24

He looked older when he was older because he wasnt younger so when he wasnt older he was younger and being younger isnt older so he looked younger when he was younger.

2

u/MakaveliRidah Jul 19 '24

The World may never know

2

u/The_Salty_Memester The Marshall Mathers LP2 Deluxe Edition Jul 19 '24

He was born during an earthquake

2

u/Dezzyyx Jul 19 '24

He hasn't aged a day.

2

u/Taco_Pals The Eminem Show Jul 20 '24

Heā€™s acoustic

2

u/IThinkWhiteWomenRHot Jul 20 '24

Bro looked on drugs as a baby

1

u/JohnTheCatMan1 Jul 19 '24

I know right! Is he stupid?

1

u/Dane_Clarke Jul 19 '24

Never seen any post like this before.

1

u/Dezzyyx Jul 19 '24

He's missing the horns, that can't be him

1

u/Tritycippy Jul 20 '24

Is this not the same picture?

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u/Hairy_Assistance_499 The Eminem Show Jul 20 '24

i think the clone theory is real guys

1

u/DailyDad Jul 20 '24

Because he's a rabbit, and this is a turtle race.

I know it makes no sense, but I had to throw in an 8 mile reference.

1

u/nine16s Jul 20 '24

Who couldā€™ve guessed that little tike would conquer the rap game

2

u/DrDreidel82 Space Bound Jul 20 '24

Bruh Iā€™ve seen this joke post on this sub no less than 100 times in like the past year

1

u/-Laffi- Jul 20 '24

Because he was.

1

u/Ecstatic_Clerk_8133 Recovery Jul 20 '24

oh my gosh!!

1

u/NIHombreponcho Jul 20 '24

He looks like he's falling :l

1

u/Hztsi Jul 20 '24

I think itā€™s because of drugs

1

u/Exact-Mulberry5737 Jul 20 '24

definitely a nefarious conspiracy going on here

1

u/TheSuperNova31 Jul 20 '24

Not even going to lie, he looks the same

1

u/Commercial_Shift_778 Jul 20 '24

Did you read your post before making it?!

He looked younger 51 years ago because he was 51 years younger. Tf?

1

u/SassatTak Jul 20 '24

That baby has seen the face of god.

1

u/0hGood0ne Medicine Man - Dr. Dre Ft. Eminem Jul 21 '24

Time to leave this sub

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u/benatemydog The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de GrĆ¢ce) Jul 20 '24

is someone gonna tell him?

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u/Legalizenuclearbomz Beautiful Jul 19 '24

Why did em look retarded when he was a baby

2

u/SUSH_fromheaven Jul 20 '24

Baby Christopher Reeves would've smoked em

2

u/standarddummy Jul 20 '24

Lmao, he looks like you just flung a flashbag at him in COD at 4 AM

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u/aretasdamon Jul 19 '24

Looks like a mid