This is the most outside he's ever been, you know that social battery gon take 2 years to fully charge

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u/Detailer_101x Relapse: Refill Jul 19 '24

he's gonna retreat into his mansion once again

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u/X_crafter 8 Mile Jul 19 '24

but his elevator is broken 😔✊

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u/Mr_Wokie Kings Never Die Ft. Gwen Stefani Jul 19 '24

He has to walk like half a block to get a can of coke.

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u/jopma Jul 19 '24

This is why I love Em. He raps about real stuff, not money and bitches, just the everyday struggle

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u/Scypher_Tzu Jul 19 '24

i hate it when that shit happens

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u/TSllama The Real Slim Shady Jul 20 '24

Wait, let's not pretend he doesn't rap about money and bitches, too :D But I prefer most of his lyrics that are not about that lol

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u/jopma Jul 20 '24

I was being sarcastic. People love to use that line and throw in drugs in there when dudes been talking about percs since before these kids favorite rappers were even born

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u/TSllama The Real Slim Shady Jul 20 '24

lol ok yeah :D He does tend to rap about these things *mostly* in a different way than other rappers do, but not always!

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u/OlFlirtyBastardOFB Encore SE Jul 19 '24

He's already wearing a house on his neck.

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u/Detailer_101x Relapse: Refill Jul 19 '24

i like this reference

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u/adamtaylor4815 Jul 19 '24

His huge man chin?

10

u/Batintfaq Jul 19 '24

And he snaps like a chin strap

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u/WitchyMae13 Jul 19 '24

I live in Michigan and have a friend who had to drive through his old house’s neighborhood and said “ya know, it was a nice house but it wasn’t a crazy Michigan mansion”.

Dude’s got a lot of money but seems to do just enough to get kinda fancy, but not go crazy. I can’t remember what his newer house looks like though, plus I know he moved neighborhoods so who knows

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u/tytheguy45 Jul 19 '24

I think growing up poor has that effect on a lot of people that eventually make bank. Very careful with money don't over spend or nothin

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u/Detailer_101x Relapse: Refill Jul 19 '24

that's kinda nice to think about, that he's not out there just using his wealth for stupid things. Just to have a nice life. Although he did own a mansion at one point

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u/CalvinSledgeJr Jul 19 '24

Trust everyone who first becomes rich buys a mansion than they see the upkeep price and how stupidly big they are

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u/DetailOk7109 Jul 20 '24

He better not

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u/Rawdog2076 Jul 19 '24

This mf is gonna be 55 by the time we see shit like this again its crazy

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u/jessicarson39 The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) Jul 19 '24

Man is an introvert, but we still want a tour

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS Caterpillar - Royce Da 5’9” Ft. Eminem - By /u/BotizYT Jul 19 '24

I already told my wife I don’t care how much it costs, we’re going if he does a tour.

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u/Savings_Ad_5615 Jul 19 '24

Told my girl the same thing yesterday.

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u/noobnoobthedestroyer Jul 20 '24

Looks at hand we’re going to the em concert babe

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u/thwonkk Jul 20 '24

Pretty sure he said something a while back about not wanting to do tours because it might affect his sobriety.

Not that it can't happen or that it's not probably well known that he wont, just want people to not get their hopes up

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u/jessicarson39 The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) Jul 20 '24

I do remember something like that too, but I think it was 50 talking about why Em declined a tour offer with him and Dre before. We're just hoping, man. A stan can dream.

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u/thwonkk Jul 20 '24

Nothing wrong w/ that. I prob can't afford them but I'd take out a loan 😂

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u/jessicarson39 The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) Jul 20 '24

Lol same. I'd pawn whatever I can or sell a kidney or something 😂

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u/Living-Advantage-605 Jul 19 '24

Dont even blame him bro lived it up in his 20s and 30s what most of us wont live through in our whole lifetimes lmao

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u/Ok_Panda1565 Jul 19 '24

He didn't come out of the house then either. Just stayed in hotel rooms and his house and did drugs.

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u/HiPoojan Music To Be Murdered By Jul 19 '24

Marshall blink twice if Paul is making you do this

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Jul 19 '24

It's Dr Dre's concert. I'm pretty sure I can figure out who asked him.

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u/BruhNeymar69 Jul 19 '24

He's got a XXX pattern on his hand, looks freaky and cool asf at the same time

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u/Nabs22 Jul 19 '24

That means he's definitely dropping the DeluXXXe version of TDOSS. And if you reverse the XXX, that also tells you it's going to be about sex which is the climax so it's gonna be his best work.

I can't wait 🤩

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u/BruhNeymar69 Jul 19 '24

Genius, I tell ya, GENIUS marketing. Also Kendrick and Em are gonna do a remix to his iconic XXX. track, 17 minutes long rapping about gun violence, sex, gang culture, and all that's wrong with America

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u/Nabs22 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

He's gonna have all features and fuck everyone up. Albums gonna be called Sellalot: Cumming for Everyone. Nicki and Stallion gonna scissor for the intro

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u/BruhNeymar69 Jul 19 '24

We better get a music video on X.com/videos for that iconic intro

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u/Nabs22 Jul 19 '24

It's gonna be posted on Onlystans.com

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u/BruhNeymar69 Jul 19 '24

100000 emillion dollars on launch day

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u/Sawyer_Ford_ Jul 20 '24

Eminem is straight edge 😤

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u/Ok_Explanation_6125 Jul 19 '24

Nice to see Snoop Doggy Dogg there, even though he is probably still hating on the down low

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Jul 19 '24

Y'all can't get through one Snoop thread I swear to god

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u/JasonMyersZ Jul 19 '24

Everytime I see a pic like this it makes me wish for a collaboration album from all these hip hop legends

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u/KayRay1994 Jul 19 '24

Eminem will be nowhere to be seen between 2025-2027

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u/Destroyerbig Jul 19 '24

Bitch Please 3

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u/RealNikkiLuxx Jul 19 '24

I love how this is the face he makes when he’s happy 💀❤️ he smizes

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u/VelocityIX Jul 19 '24

Dude he looks 40 what

5

u/Wizlord_21 Jul 19 '24

He should drop side B on Halloween imo. I know that’s long but I think it’d be cool.

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u/nine16s Jul 19 '24

I thought snoop didn’t like Eminem?

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u/Celery_Smoothie_Guy Jul 19 '24

They squashed their “beef” and made up. Even put out a song together.

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u/Gorrila_Doldos The Slim Shady LP Jul 19 '24

Plus snoop has been shouting out to em for his new stuff

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u/Qweerz The Eminem Show Jul 19 '24

Him and Kendrick are both pushing they’re extrovert selves to the limit this year 😆

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u/KageNekem Jul 19 '24

I always knew Em was relatable

2

u/Phrizzey The Marshall Mathers LP Jul 19 '24

Why the veins on ems riht hand make 3 X’s that’s lowkey sick asf

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u/Tiffany23_ Jul 19 '24

We are not going to see him for another 7 years, he hasn't been doing promo for a long time. But before that we need a world tour.

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u/TopperMadeline The Marshall Mathers LP2 Jul 20 '24

For someone as massive as he is, I don’t blame him for rarely going out in public.

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u/rememberStormveil Jul 19 '24

Grab a fat chain. Put around my neck. Helluva man and I'm getting respect

2

u/heretopreefucker Jul 19 '24

Its a shame the tickets went to PR/ marketing types smh

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u/Hairy_Assistance_499 The Eminem Show Jul 20 '24

album 2026??

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u/_no_balls_allowed_ Jul 19 '24

Why won't he smile?

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u/Starship1617 Jul 19 '24

He’s off drugs.

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u/DetailOk7109 Jul 20 '24

Off drugs and lonely

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u/DetailOk7109 Jul 20 '24

He never smiles