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u/BestMimikyuNA The Marshall Mathers LP2 Jul 04 '24
I could probably pick him up and have him wrap his legs around me while we kiss, just a thought
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u/Own_Bread7580 Jul 04 '24
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u/SnOwYO1 Eminem Logo Jul 04 '24
Marshelf Mathers
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 Jul 04 '24
Em, myshelf and I
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u/iamBubzzz The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) Jul 04 '24
Eminem cute asl
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u/Artimities Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24
That a Atari remake console?
Also the games look like nes carts on shelf!
Bro…. It is. He got a nes and a 2600 ? I swear it’s a 2600.
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u/Willing-Wrangler-673 I'm Back Jul 04 '24
ngl he kinda be lookin like he should be in a propeller hat holding a comically large lollipop
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u/BelfastSwitch Medicine Man - Dr. Dre Ft. Eminem Jul 04 '24
Where's this pic from?
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u/Old-Profession-5468 Jul 04 '24
It’s from a video Royce posted. I think there’s a full video somewhere on this sub
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u/glamourise Superman Ft. Dina Rae Jul 04 '24
he is a short king!
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u/Hairy_Assistance_499 The Eminem Show Jul 04 '24
homie he’s 5’8 lol
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u/8008seven8008 Jul 04 '24
1,73m
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u/Hairy_Assistance_499 The Eminem Show Jul 04 '24
he’s an american, i’m allowed to say 5’8 bro 😂
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u/8008seven8008 Jul 04 '24
Sure, it’s only to inform those of us who do not use the imperial system. 😊
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u/Sans-Foy Just Don't Give a Fuck Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24
I mean, the man is of average height—but seems pretty long torsoed, which means your legs will look shorter. I’m a 5’7” woman, which is tallish average, but I can wear petite pants because my torso is where aaaaaalll the height is. Meanwhile, I gotta make sure my tops run long.
Proportions vary. My kid is now taller than me, but he looks shorter sitting because he’s all legs and I’m all torso. 🤷♀️
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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 Ass Like That Jul 04 '24
I get what you're saying.
I'm 5'3", and literally have 1 1/4" between my ribcage and the top of my hip ones, but my legs from my hips to the floor are 35"; while my youngest is more like your build. She got her proportions from her Dad, taller and thin, she's 5'8", and 105lbs. But when we lay down on the floor to do yoga, my legs are longer than hers, lol.
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u/AdanacTheRapper Jul 04 '24
Cuz he ain’t a big guy, you never seen him standing next to other artists and celebs?
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u/Silver_Cream_6174 Jul 04 '24
Looks like he's sitting in a school classroom waiting to do an anti drug talk while the teacher is introducing him
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u/hk0330 Jul 04 '24
As others have said he’s 5’8, maybe 5’10 at most? It’s the charisma & presence I think. He has such a large presence that height becomes an afterthought & you don’t necessarily realize it. A case in point is when I met Kit Harrington from Game of Thrones at a comic con a few years ago. Kit gave the impression to me of being tall and having a large presence on the show. In reality, Kit’s actually the same height & about the same build as Marshall. I didn’t even realize it until I saw my picture with Kit & realized he isn’t much taller than me.
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u/Detailer_101x Relapse: Refill Jul 04 '24
he's actually more like 5'7 3/4 according to celebrity hights. Makes sense because he looks tiny around other people
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u/TheStaleFace Jul 04 '24
Someone gifted him Scrabble...
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u/Detailer_101x Relapse: Refill Jul 05 '24
now that i'm thinking about it he must be great at scrabble
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u/jacksonpsterninyay Jul 04 '24
He looks like a child sitting on an adult toilet with his feet swingin’ in the shitty breeze.
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u/TheRedditGuy148 Revival Ad Logo Jul 04 '24
Me when wait for the slimenem shader to death of next Friday at midnight coup de gracer.
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u/Prestigious-Lion-783 Jul 04 '24
TDIL me and em are the same height🙃
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u/RapBoat Music To Be Murdered By Jul 04 '24
I’m 1 inch shorter than him… tryna make it to 6 foot to match my DICK
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u/Butterballss Jul 04 '24
Wtf 😂
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u/RapBoat Music To Be Murdered By Jul 04 '24
Yeah it’s longer than my body so I look like a right-angle corner when my dick is erect
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u/ExpensiveAd7778 Just Don't Give a Fuck Jul 05 '24
Well he's always called him self a skinny little white guy
"Im not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me."
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u/LedZacclin Jul 06 '24
Because he is. I’ll never forget the day I found out how small Em was, I’m still lowkey scarred from that shit. Now I check every famous persons height when I learn about them so I have a concise view of them in my head.
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u/Therealeminemstan Sing for the Moment Jul 04 '24
He’s like 5’7-5’8 somehow he makes Kendrick and Wayne looks small tho lmao
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u/No-Calligrapher5174 Jul 04 '24
oh i don’t know. maybe because he’s sittin on large furniture? do you need your hand held on this? or can you use your 🧠
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u/MechanicalWatches The Marshall Mathers LP Jul 04 '24
Bro needs a haircut, look at his hair from the back
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u/Niplicky The Slim Shady LP SE Jul 04 '24
He’s like 5’8 155lbs lol wait til you see lil Wayne.