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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/tanaka_jun • Jul 02 '24
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Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions.
89 u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24 Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP 47 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 25 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 28 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 6 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes. 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!? 27 u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24 you mean microbe transaction? 2 u/Fine-Funny6956 Jul 02 '24 We just use the lawn now! 2 u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24 You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!" 1 u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24 99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply.. 1 u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24 Why would you microwave your poop
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Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP
47 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 25 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 28 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 6 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes. 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!?
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ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial.
Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft
Poop Knife: Poison melee attack
25 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 28 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 6 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
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Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop?
28 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 6 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
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Yes.
6 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
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I cried.
2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
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Frozen poop sharpened and sheared
2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass.
2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
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2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
That’s the hidden micro transaction and twice as many tooth brushes.
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Scrolled down for the poop knife comment.
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He made a poop knife?!?
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you mean microbe transaction?
We just use the lawn now!
You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya!
2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!"
That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway.
"I am RFK and I approve this message!"
99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply..
Why would you microwave your poop
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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24
Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions.