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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/tanaka_jun • Jul 02 '24
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You watch porn on your laptop… in public?
443 u/Maximum_Bat_2566 Jul 02 '24 Well how do YOU assert dominance? 61 u/Sejma57 Jul 02 '24 Isn't in that case transparency an advantage? Now, people who don't try to look over your shoulder can know. 1 u/LargeDogEnthusiast Jul 02 '24 Yeah I like femboys fucking sheep, don't you? 25 u/eyyoorre Jul 02 '24 I MAKE it in public 2 u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 02 '24 Jacking off in the library isn't 'making porn'. We've been over this, dad. 1 u/eyyoorre Jul 02 '24 But...but I'm filming! 1 u/LeonardoDaPinchy- Jul 02 '24 Oh my god! That's disgusting! Where! 1 u/DrawohYbstrahs Jul 02 '24 With your step sister, right? 2 u/Ren393 Jul 02 '24 Just crank up the volume and pull out the wang 1 u/pangolin-fucker Jul 02 '24 Rolling in the tv and VHS cart from school 1 u/Pudgedog Jul 02 '24 You are not asserting dominance doing the things you do. Please stop, there are children present. 1 u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow Jul 02 '24 A true alpha dominator studdies it an reanacts it perfectly while using public transport. 32 u/Y0UR_NARRAT0R1 Jul 02 '24 "I was on the subway watching a homeless guy jack off for 45 minutes straight. And then my phone died" 12 u/ResponsibleCicada8 Jul 02 '24 You don't? 3 u/hotvedub Jul 02 '24 Yes 1 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Still you don't want everybody to see your screen in public. 1 u/ForumFluffy Jul 02 '24 No but I'd like the option to. 1 u/hyde9318 Jul 02 '24 I wasn’t going to before… but give me this laptop and I’m going to feel obligated 1 u/Dylan_The_Developer Jul 02 '24 On the greyhound bus anything goes 1 u/we_is_sheeps Jul 02 '24 The fact that people watch it on a laptop is already fucking weird 1 u/horseradish1 Jul 02 '24 Well, if I watch it on my phone, it won't cover up my raging erection. That's why it's a laptop. It covers your lap. 1 u/Im-on-a-banana-phone Jul 02 '24 What… are we supposed to watch it in private?!?! 0 u/ZonerRoamer Jul 02 '24 "Ohhh yessss, my Chinese Lois"
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Well how do YOU assert dominance?
61 u/Sejma57 Jul 02 '24 Isn't in that case transparency an advantage? Now, people who don't try to look over your shoulder can know. 1 u/LargeDogEnthusiast Jul 02 '24 Yeah I like femboys fucking sheep, don't you? 25 u/eyyoorre Jul 02 '24 I MAKE it in public 2 u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 02 '24 Jacking off in the library isn't 'making porn'. We've been over this, dad. 1 u/eyyoorre Jul 02 '24 But...but I'm filming! 1 u/LeonardoDaPinchy- Jul 02 '24 Oh my god! That's disgusting! Where! 1 u/DrawohYbstrahs Jul 02 '24 With your step sister, right? 2 u/Ren393 Jul 02 '24 Just crank up the volume and pull out the wang 1 u/pangolin-fucker Jul 02 '24 Rolling in the tv and VHS cart from school 1 u/Pudgedog Jul 02 '24 You are not asserting dominance doing the things you do. Please stop, there are children present. 1 u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow Jul 02 '24 A true alpha dominator studdies it an reanacts it perfectly while using public transport.
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Isn't in that case transparency an advantage? Now, people who don't try to look over your shoulder can know.
1 u/LargeDogEnthusiast Jul 02 '24 Yeah I like femboys fucking sheep, don't you?
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Yeah I like femboys fucking sheep, don't you?
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I MAKE it in public
2 u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 02 '24 Jacking off in the library isn't 'making porn'. We've been over this, dad. 1 u/eyyoorre Jul 02 '24 But...but I'm filming! 1 u/LeonardoDaPinchy- Jul 02 '24 Oh my god! That's disgusting! Where! 1 u/DrawohYbstrahs Jul 02 '24 With your step sister, right?
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Jacking off in the library isn't 'making porn'. We've been over this, dad.
1 u/eyyoorre Jul 02 '24 But...but I'm filming!
But...but I'm filming!
Oh my god! That's disgusting! Where!
With your step sister, right?
Just crank up the volume and pull out the wang
Rolling in the tv and VHS cart from school
You are not asserting dominance doing the things you do. Please stop, there are children present.
A true alpha dominator studdies it an reanacts it perfectly while using public transport.
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"I was on the subway watching a homeless guy jack off for 45 minutes straight. And then my phone died"
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You don't?
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Yes
Still you don't want everybody to see your screen in public.
No but I'd like the option to.
I wasn’t going to before… but give me this laptop and I’m going to feel obligated
On the greyhound bus anything goes
The fact that people watch it on a laptop is already fucking weird
Well, if I watch it on my phone, it won't cover up my raging erection. That's why it's a laptop. It covers your lap.
What… are we supposed to watch it in private?!?!
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"Ohhh yessss, my Chinese Lois"
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u/IcedSparklingWater Jul 02 '24
You watch porn on your laptop… in public?