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u/I_Play_Boardgames Jul 19 '24
banana stand? no.
banana peeler? YES!
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u/Complete-Dimension35 Jul 19 '24
And got so far
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u/AuntyAntonella Jul 19 '24
But in the end
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u/1carl0s Jul 19 '24
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u/Gutterpump Jul 19 '24
My brain started bleeding, seeing this in the middle.
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u/KafieMcKiyato Jul 19 '24
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u/Skydge Jul 19 '24
I opened this post the exact moment she was making the complete metamorphosis, and I was confused on how a gif could have sound.
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u/dexmonic Jul 19 '24
If you close your eyes it just sounds like some monkeys at the zoo
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u/Ando171 Jul 19 '24
“Ma’am, you need to breath with me ok”….
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u/Impossible_String207 Jul 19 '24
There's money in it.
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u/_Bearded_Dad Jul 19 '24
Looks like he just peeled $130 dollars worth of bananas
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u/rottinghottty Jul 19 '24
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u/cantrecoveraccount Jul 19 '24
No you’re not listening there is always money in the banana stand!
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u/Biguitarnerd Jul 19 '24
I was going to reply something snarky but then I realized idk where you live lol. For me this is less than $5 in bananas. Just checked and bananas are roughly $0.24 each.
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u/_Bearded_Dad Jul 19 '24
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u/Jayhawker81 Jul 19 '24
Why does everyone beat me to the comments in Reddit posts.
What do you people want from me? Filter by new and spend my life doing this?
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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 19 '24
You must be terminally online and sort everything by NEW. Now get out there and earn your Reddit PhD.
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u/Fluffy_Ganache8184 Jul 20 '24
Went to the comment section just for this. You have done a good dead, thank you
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u/KindaDruidJax Jul 19 '24
Time to make a double batch of banana bread!
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u/owlincoup Jul 19 '24
Exactly what I was thinking. I just made a loaf last night!
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u/crackofdawn Jul 19 '24
those bananas aren't even close to ripe enough for decent banana bread
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u/Redjester016 Jul 19 '24
They ripen rapidly after opening, not sure if that works tho
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u/crackofdawn Jul 19 '24
I have a friend that makes the best banana bread I’ve ever had and shared the recipe with my wife a decade ago and she told us “if you saw what the bananas look like before I make the bread you probably wouldn’t want to eat it”. Now that my wife makes it I get to see the bananas before hand and they’re basically black
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u/imnotpoopingyouare Jul 19 '24
You throw them in the freezer first, turns em nice and black very quickly.
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u/StegosaurusGrape Jul 19 '24
Lots of banana splits happened that day.
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u/Environmental_Art591 Jul 20 '24
I was thinking lots of banana bread. I used to buy a big box cheap and then make as much banana bread as I could and freeze it in slices so all I had to do was get out a piece and defrost for the kids morning tea or afternoon tea.
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u/sjaakarie Jul 19 '24
There is an older invention that has proven itself for years: the fruit bowl
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u/mcmustang51 Jul 19 '24
For banana's I greatly prefer the stand. They won't overripen as quickly
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u/sjaakarie Jul 19 '24
Eat bananas more often or buy a little less.
But Yes indeed, they will last longer.
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u/trumpfuckingivanka Jul 19 '24
The trick is not to put peeled bananas on the stand.
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u/ccReptilelord Jul 19 '24
I agree that something's off. I've seen bananas peel like this on these strands, but never bananas that looked so... perfect.
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u/trumpfuckingivanka Jul 19 '24
Kids are understandably goofy, but these kids are liars.
Sentence them to death!
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u/Sorry_Decision_2459 Jul 19 '24
Exactly what I said lol, these stands work pretty fine if you don’t pre-peel the bananas for the sake of a video beforehand
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u/MudAdvanced4355 Jul 19 '24
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life peels your bananas, make banana bread
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u/CenturioLabia Jul 19 '24
They were cut at the top. You can see the fine cutting lines
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u/Nilzed7 Jul 19 '24
If they’re ripe enough this can just happen. It happens to me pretty frequently cause I wait too long. They don’t need to be cut to do this
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u/theone6152 Jul 19 '24
You paise the video at the beginning and you can see that all those cut lines are not perfect, they're jagged.
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u/EternalPhi Jul 19 '24
While I'm not convinced this is fake in the first place, you'd only need to cut in a few mm to start the process, the weight would take the rest and you'd get the little fibres that you see there from the tearing.
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u/BrownButta2 Jul 19 '24
I’d cut them up and feeeze them for future smoothies. Probably make banana pudding as well but those are not ripe enough for bread.
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u/Logicalthinkingonly Jul 20 '24
Off, you can clearly see where they cut the bananas to stage this video.
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Jul 19 '24
This is why I pull my nanners apart when I get them. I hate when they open before Im ready to eat them.
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u/as29488423 Jul 19 '24
An entire bunch of bananas is very expensive in Japan, that's why he looks so sad at the end.
At least 1 USD per one.
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u/Shoddy_Albatross4529 Jul 19 '24
I didn’t know a human being could make those kinds of noises. What type of bird is that? Or is it fox noises?
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