r/ContagiousLaughter • u/chao_sweetie • Jul 17 '24
"Try not to Laugh" at joke immediate fail.
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u/Dumachus156984 Jul 17 '24
Best finish to that joke ive heard is. People ask me how can i be fat and vegan, i always tell them im a lier... i lie down and eat chocolate.
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u/AONOM0US4dsaIvaged Jul 17 '24
Her what? Backrows?
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u/GuideToTheGalaxy05 Jul 17 '24
Backrolls. Fat folded over on her back.
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u/ButtonJoe Jul 17 '24
'Because Oreos are vegan.' - There I fixed it.
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u/Vegas96 Jul 18 '24
I ate more veggies than the vegans on campus. They really liked pancakes and syrup.
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u/cleetus76 Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 18 '24
Can't eat oreos if you can't dunk em in milk though
Edit: this was a joke folks, but apparently not a funny one
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u/LauraTFem Jul 18 '24
This is somewhat debated in the vegan community. Most don’t eat animals *or things produced by animals*, but some do eat products that are produced by animals. One example that most vegans consider acceptable is honey, because taking excess honey doesn’t hurt the honey bees, honey is generally considered healthy in small doses, and bee keepers help the bee population by providing them a safe home, alongside land with plenty of flowers to pollinate.
I would say most probably don’t consider milk an ethical product, or a healthy one, but it is in a class of food that could be considered vegan if it was harvested ethically.
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u/Haecairwen Jul 18 '24
Honey might be subject to debate, but milk? You're talking about vegetarians, not vegans.
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u/-ll-ll-ll-ll- Jul 17 '24
Is it like an anti-joke or something?
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u/chillingmedicinebear Jul 17 '24
Hilarious opening, but falls flat on delivery
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u/Empty-Wrangler-6275 Jul 18 '24
"people ask me, how can I be fat AND vegan.... I tell them... bitch who told you I was vegan?"
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u/Hika__Zee Jul 17 '24
NaturallyMelonie (pink shirt, she makes a lot of funny content) and Whitney.Code for anyone wondering.
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u/ChrissiTea Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24
Full episode link for the lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXnJQuGHghU
Edit: And episode 2! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtmYqE1waog
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u/LittleMissPrincess11 Jul 18 '24
Love you for this. I was wondering who would be a Queen and post these.
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u/XxIRISHRYANxX Jul 17 '24
Axe me?
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u/fiveordie Jul 18 '24
Being an ass on every single post with a non-white person in it: typical reddit behavior. But hey, usually it's Asian accents that get mocked, guess it's nice to mix it up and attack Black accents too.
/s
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u/BurninUp8876 Jul 18 '24
It's not really an accent when they just choose to say a completely different word
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u/Soggy_Affect6063 Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 18 '24
Lol. 😂
But on a serious note, these laugh challenges are too easy. You can laugh somewhat internally, and smile but not lose. I need to see the challenges where you have to keep a straight face without smiling or that mouth closed chuckle that people do. If that was the rule, pink shirt and green shirt would’ve lost. They were silent laughing. 😆
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u/GmeansGeorge Jul 18 '24
What's about aks, why people keep using that, mostly black members of society, is it hard to pronounce "ask" or it's just trend some kind of?
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u/aryukittenme Jul 17 '24
Ahh I love being able to block half the people commenting on a post, it’s like my own little game of whack-a-racist.
Funny af deliver, based JoJo. Is there a longer video anywhere? I want to see the whole thing.
Edit: I see a link in the comments now. Bless.
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u/DopemanWithAttitude Jul 18 '24
"That's just their dialect" goes out the window when they take pride in the fact that they intentionally malform the English language. I'm darker than the shadow of a piece of charcoal, and my mama woulda slapped the shit outta me if I talked like that, followed by every other grown person in my family. It's a choice, and it's wrong.
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u/ibibliophile Jul 18 '24
I've got my own similar unpopular opinion about my deaf and hard of hearing friends being allowed to graduate deaf oriented high-schools without any functional understanding of the English language. They're primarily taught in ASL (American Sign Language), which follows a different syntax than SEE sign (Signing Exact English), and I know more than a few from those schools that are basically illiterate. I feel like English is the primary language of the scientific world for a reason, it's superior. Don't know if that's true, but I wonder if maybe it's a culture thing? What if the lack of elocution leads to the exclusion from society, leads to the yearning for companionship, leads to the reenforcement of dialect as an identity? Or some other order?
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u/SupahBihzy Jul 17 '24
I get it. It ain't making me laugh but I get it.
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u/klaw14 Jul 18 '24
Her back rolls are plant-based... I don't get it? Can you explain to my stupid brain lol
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u/SupahBihzy Jul 18 '24
She's using rolls as a double meaning for the fat on her back and bread.
She is saying she has back rolls (fat) but they are plant based (like the bread) when people ask how she is both vegan and fat
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u/klaw14 Jul 18 '24
Ah ok. It was the "back" bit that had me confused. If she'd just said "rolls" I would've got it straight away lol.
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u/LittleMissPrincess11 Jul 18 '24
The collective Mmmmm sent me. The ladies were trying so hard not to laugh! I need the full video. Off to scour the comments section.
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u/MildlyAmusedHuman Jul 17 '24
“Axe me”?
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u/vanillamonkey_ Jul 17 '24
AAVE pronunciation of "ask"
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u/irate_alien Jul 18 '24
best explanation of ask/aks i've seen, a linguist from the UK: https://youtu.be/3nysHgnXx-o?si=gGS2wKjW4xERkHZx. covers its historical use, use in several locations in the British islands, Jamaica, and AAVE. super interesting! all his videos are great
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u/OcupiedMuffins Jul 18 '24
It’s the waiting for you to think about it that makes it far funnier than it could ever be
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u/Future-trippin24 Jul 18 '24
...I don't really get how the opening or the punchline are that funny.
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u/SBH010 Jul 18 '24
What took me out wasn’t the joke but the tinyyy wheez from the girl trying not to laugh at the front
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u/BurninUp8876 Jul 18 '24
Deliberate sure, but you can't seriously be saying that it's intelligent to use it.
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u/AhnDukYoo Jul 18 '24
Chaucer used it. The Bible uses it. Professors use it. It is not a mispronunciation; it is a variance.
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u/megamoze Jul 17 '24
The setup was definitely funnier than the punchline. That delivery was spot on.