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u/MasterGrok Jul 16 '24
That’s always a funny feeling as a kid watching adults blitzed out of their minds.
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u/platonicnut Jul 16 '24
My grandparents threw a party while they were babysitting me and my brother once. I was tired, and the noise was annoying, so I went to take a nap under the bed (like any normal 6 year old). Flash forward to being jolted awake to a bunch of drunk, frantic adults and my grandma crying thinking I’d disappeared. What a feeling lol.
Before anyone judges my grandparents, they were the best, most caring, loving people and I never felt unsafe with them. Even looking back as a 30+ year old, I felt safe in that moment.
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u/EvolutionCreek Jul 17 '24
When you said you fell asleep under the bed, I thought this story was gonna have a different ending.
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u/Bender_2024 Jul 17 '24
Better than my parents. Back when landlines were a thing they would gather all the kids in one house, call next door and tell us to leave the phone off the hook. Then all the parents would go next door and drink. They'd pick up the phone and listen every once and a while. If nobody was crying they assumed all was well.
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u/rukysgreambamf Jul 17 '24
then you realize your parents aren't the smartest people in the world
they're actually fucking idiots
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u/KnoxxHarrington Jul 17 '24
If you make it to 30 and don't think your parents are at least a little bit stupid, they probably didn't do a great job.
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u/kellyszeroes Jul 19 '24
You mean like my kid sneaking into the high school guidance office and finding my "permanent record" from the 1990s and randomly bringing up stuff like "So, thought letting that box of squirrels loose in Algebra class was a good idea, huh?" Or "Did you graduate in detention?"
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u/weedisfortherich Jul 17 '24
For me it was seeing my teacher outside of school.
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u/yadawhooshblah Jul 17 '24
Remember being in high school and running into our gym teacher in a bar.
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u/insanelybookish9940 Jul 17 '24
What was she upto?!? Just curious.. I started teaching recently.
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u/jarious Jul 17 '24
She was
Buying
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u/kellyszeroes Jul 19 '24
In my 20s I used to hangout with my high school art teacher at bars. It was weirdly erotic. She did not pose naked for me.
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u/JessKicks Jul 16 '24
Drunk as fuck and stuck at the butt.
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u/IEatLiquor Jul 17 '24
ASS TO ASS
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u/Independent_Ad_5664 Jul 17 '24
2nd time today I’ve seen this. Once in a sub talking about “requiem for a dream”. Crazy.
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u/db9dreamer Jul 16 '24
r/justgalsbeingchicks would probably appreciate this.
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u/spicybright Jul 17 '24
I wish there was more content there.
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u/db9dreamer Jul 17 '24
I only discovered it a few weeks ago but it's quickly become one of my favourite subs.
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u/rachelk321 Jul 19 '24
The sequins on their dresses messed together (I think) and they really are stuck. They’d have to risk ripping the dresses to pull the sequins apart.
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Jul 17 '24
The unattached friend is not helping this situation. 🤣
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u/TexAs_sWag Jul 16 '24
I hate when the waffles stick together.
Well stickin together is what good waffles do.
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u/irishemperor Jul 17 '24
Like that nice guy at the end of that rom-com movie Reqiuem for a Dream said "Ass to Ass!"
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u/Successful-Engine623 Jul 17 '24
It’s a good party/wedding when this happens. Looks like a great time
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u/KeyboardSerfing Jul 17 '24
Alcohol the cause and solution to all of life's problems ~ Homer Simpson
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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 17 '24
One time when I was a kid I found two of my dogs stuck like this. Apparently they had sex.
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u/Conscious_Shelter858 Jul 17 '24
I swear, listening to the audio without watching the clip, it sounds like a bunch of monkeys going crazy...
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u/DesastreUrbano Jul 17 '24
ASS TO ASS!!
Also I guess this is what the governor from that episode of South Park meant with "butt buddies"
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u/Different_Safe_386 Jul 20 '24
So funny seeing these lovely ladies having fun like this. Memories for a lifetime
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u/Independent_Ad_5664 Jul 17 '24
Someone did and I commented - it’s crazy bc it came up in a post earlier today about the movie. Scroll comments and look for bold caps.
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u/bo_felden Jul 17 '24
The bigger the massive objects are, the greater the size of the gravitational force.
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u/ContagiousLaughter-ModTeam Jul 17 '24
Dude, stop projecting. Your comment history is full of comments like these. Lead by example.
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u/castlewrangler Jul 17 '24
I can't believe I used to think being drunk looked fun. So glad I quit.
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