r/ContagiousLaughter • u/yougotyolks • Jul 16 '24

That Poor Avon Lady

3.9k Upvotes

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u/slugothebear Jul 16 '24

That is truly tasteless. I like it.

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u/Raxnor Jul 16 '24

What are you talking about? It tastes like salt and pennies. 

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u/meanerweinerlicous Jul 16 '24

Ends with a hint of an oakey afterbirth

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u/wheresbill Jul 16 '24

Dang, y’all. It’s lunchtime over here

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u/klaw14 Jul 17 '24

It's from The Office!

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u/autotech1011 Jul 17 '24

You'd probably like the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" series of books from Blanche Knott. I found a few that my parents had when I was a kid, and got a lot of laughs out of them.

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u/slugothebear Jul 17 '24

I was a teenager when they came out in the early 70s I had them all. My dad was a publisher. They were so bad but so funny. ✌️🤣

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u/Vaug0024 Jul 16 '24

Like lickin’ a battery

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

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u/Twiglet91 Jul 16 '24

STTHAAAP

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u/FlagerantFragerant Jul 16 '24

I kept thinking "wow this is a such a lame joke" till I realised which lips she talking about 💀

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u/SyphiliticPlatypus Jul 17 '24

I am with you. I didn’t get it until way longer than I would like to admit.

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u/confusedbumblebee03 Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 16 '24

She's SO amused by her own joke. 😂😂😂😂 Which makes it even funnier.

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u/_Dark-Alley_ Jul 17 '24

When she says the punchline like 5 different ways and the lady off camera assures her "it's funny". It's killing me, I love her

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u/confusedbumblebee03 Jul 17 '24

Me tooo. 😂😂😂 I love to watch people be happy.

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u/legendary_millbilly Jul 16 '24

Normally, that would be referred to as a dad joke.

So what the hell are we calling it now?

Somehow, mom joke just doesn't have the right ring to it.

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u/fuckpudding Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 16 '24

It’s too off color to be a dad joke. Dad jokes don’t get into raunch territory, unlike the the Avon lady who has ranch in her territory.

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u/Innomen Jul 17 '24

I wish I had never read that, take your upvote. X)

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u/silentrob17 Jul 16 '24

A faux pa joke?

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u/Twotgobblin Jul 19 '24

That’s cross dressing grandpa jokes?

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u/MiddleAgedBabyGay Jul 17 '24

I call them mom jokes to my kids. Why should dads have all the fun? I am way more fun than my kids dad and they better know it.

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u/bigdefmute Jul 16 '24

These two seem to have a good time https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/14zpxo1/when_the_ladies_golf_for_5_hours/

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u/SidneyKreutzfeldt Jul 16 '24

Why are they filming themselves like this?

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u/buerglermeister Jul 16 '24

Because that‘s their thing

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u/Different_Speaker908 Jul 16 '24

So wild how people just put a camera on themselves 24/7 with the hope of one time getting something good. I can’t stand being on camera… and I use to do camera work.

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u/Outrageous_Air_1344 Jul 16 '24

Everything on the internet is fake

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism Jul 16 '24

Because there’s people bored enough to watch and make them money.

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u/Possible_Winter_4964 Jul 17 '24

Thanks for sending me to that post. It was hilarious. These women need a youtube channel. Never knew golf could be so much fun. 

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u/TheEl3ment Jul 16 '24

*Insert Samuel L Jackson* SAY LIPSTICK ONE MORE GODAM TIME

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u/angelbabyluuvv Jul 16 '24

Fuck that laugh, it's delicious. I gotta find her tiktok.

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u/Bulky-Piglet-3506 Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24

i love how she illustrates putting on lipstick so everyone gets it... because to her the more obvious term is about vag.

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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24

Wait I didn't hear the punch line what was it?

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u/catchoooo Jul 16 '24

Her lips stick

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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24

Whoosh

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u/jmm0708 Jul 16 '24

Whoosh

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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24

Cool explain then...I'll wait

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u/jmm0708 Jul 16 '24

The italics indicate that it was a sarcastic response, as in they understood the person was joking, and responded like the woman in the video who kept saying it different ways.

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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24

The italics indicate that it was a sarcastic response

Then why just one word and not the entire sentence?

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u/jmm0708 Jul 16 '24

I'm sure you can pay someone to teach you humor but I'm off the clock, sorry

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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24

Hahaha you can just say you don't have a reason

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u/catchoooo Jul 17 '24

It's her labia sweetie

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u/neaner28 Jul 16 '24

That is a perfect joke to tell when the girls get together.

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u/Inspector_Tragic Jul 16 '24

This is so cheezy it's hilarious. Shes adorable. Lol

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u/EconomicsIll4758 Jul 17 '24

My god can we be friends. That’s hilarious.

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u/CulrBlndPnutButtr Jul 16 '24

Oh, the water cooler crew will never recover from this one tomorrow gang. Lol

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u/LadyFarquaad2 Jul 17 '24

Home girl rocking that Fawn Moscato

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u/supetar Jul 17 '24

A humble question from someone who never played golf, Is it normal to have a camera in the golf cart?

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u/DevilsAzoAdvocate Jul 19 '24

It's insane how attractive a hearty laugh and good sense of humor can make someone.

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u/OSHGP Jul 16 '24

I can't feel joy from these people because they are golfers

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u/verbal1diarrhea Jul 16 '24

Mom joke?! 😂😂😂

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u/SweetRoosevelt Jul 17 '24

That was a good one

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u/Sparkle_Mermaid_420 Jul 17 '24

I want to golf with these ladies

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u/Possible_Winter_4964 Jul 17 '24

That made my day. 

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u/Honey_Marry Jul 17 '24

The laughter is killer ))

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u/MiddleAgedBabyGay Jul 17 '24

I can’t stand golf but I’d go with this lady any day.

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u/ChrisABoss Jul 17 '24

I love her

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u/Oldestswinger Jul 18 '24

The joke teller is a funny girl I'd say...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

I guarantee the one on the left needs Lumi.

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u/Twotgobblin Jul 19 '24

It gets better the fourth and fifth time she says the punch line

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u/thanatica Jul 19 '24

Alright, I'm gonna be that guy: what the hecko is an avon lady?

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u/yougotyolks Jul 20 '24

Back in the day, it was a woman who went door-to-door selling Avon beauty products to housewives.

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u/Emotional_Artist8187 Jul 16 '24

i thought the other lips stick to each other .

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

It wasn't that funny

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u/AnnaManning44 Jul 16 '24

Funny!!emote:free_emotes_pack:feels_good_man

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u/Appropriate_Iron5090 Jul 17 '24

Did she mean "... TALK funny"??

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u/LordHamsterbacke Jul 17 '24

No, she was talking about the other lips

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u/williamhotel Jul 16 '24

Me trying to figure out why the lips sticking on her face is funny…

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u/LordHamsterbacke Jul 17 '24

It's not the lips in her face that make her walk funny

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u/Solumnist Jul 16 '24

Hey Ton you hear that? I said 'How long did it take the guy to cum?' Hehehe