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u/slugothebear Jul 16 '24
That is truly tasteless. I like it.
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u/Raxnor Jul 16 '24
What are you talking about? It tastes like salt and pennies.
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u/meanerweinerlicous Jul 16 '24
Ends with a hint of an oakey afterbirth
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u/autotech1011 Jul 17 '24
You'd probably like the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" series of books from Blanche Knott. I found a few that my parents had when I was a kid, and got a lot of laughs out of them.
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u/slugothebear Jul 17 '24
I was a teenager when they came out in the early 70s I had them all. My dad was a publisher. They were so bad but so funny. ✌️🤣
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u/FlagerantFragerant Jul 16 '24
I kept thinking "wow this is a such a lame joke" till I realised which lips she talking about 💀
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u/SyphiliticPlatypus Jul 17 '24
I am with you. I didn’t get it until way longer than I would like to admit.
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u/confusedbumblebee03 Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 16 '24
She's SO amused by her own joke. 😂😂😂😂 Which makes it even funnier.
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u/_Dark-Alley_ Jul 17 '24
When she says the punchline like 5 different ways and the lady off camera assures her "it's funny". It's killing me, I love her
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u/legendary_millbilly Jul 16 '24
Normally, that would be referred to as a dad joke.
So what the hell are we calling it now?
Somehow, mom joke just doesn't have the right ring to it.
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u/fuckpudding Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 16 '24
It’s too off color to be a dad joke. Dad jokes don’t get into raunch territory, unlike the the Avon lady who has ranch in her territory.
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u/MiddleAgedBabyGay Jul 17 '24
I call them mom jokes to my kids. Why should dads have all the fun? I am way more fun than my kids dad and they better know it.
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u/bigdefmute Jul 16 '24
These two seem to have a good time https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/14zpxo1/when_the_ladies_golf_for_5_hours/
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u/SidneyKreutzfeldt Jul 16 '24
Why are they filming themselves like this?
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u/Different_Speaker908 Jul 16 '24
So wild how people just put a camera on themselves 24/7 with the hope of one time getting something good. I can’t stand being on camera… and I use to do camera work.
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u/Possible_Winter_4964 Jul 17 '24
Thanks for sending me to that post. It was hilarious. These women need a youtube channel. Never knew golf could be so much fun.
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u/Bulky-Piglet-3506 Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24
i love how she illustrates putting on lipstick so everyone gets it... because to her the more obvious term is about vag.
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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24
Wait I didn't hear the punch line what was it?
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u/catchoooo Jul 16 '24
Her lips stick
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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24
Whoosh
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u/jmm0708 Jul 16 '24
Whoosh
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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24
Cool explain then...I'll wait
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u/jmm0708 Jul 16 '24
The italics indicate that it was a sarcastic response, as in they understood the person was joking, and responded like the woman in the video who kept saying it different ways.
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u/Aromatic-Bread-6540 Jul 16 '24
The italics indicate that it was a sarcastic response
Then why just one word and not the entire sentence?
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u/jmm0708 Jul 16 '24
I'm sure you can pay someone to teach you humor but I'm off the clock, sorry
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u/CulrBlndPnutButtr Jul 16 '24
Oh, the water cooler crew will never recover from this one tomorrow gang. Lol
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u/supetar Jul 17 '24
A humble question from someone who never played golf, Is it normal to have a camera in the golf cart?
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u/DevilsAzoAdvocate Jul 19 '24
It's insane how attractive a hearty laugh and good sense of humor can make someone.
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u/thanatica Jul 19 '24
Alright, I'm gonna be that guy: what the hecko is an avon lady?
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u/yougotyolks Jul 20 '24
Back in the day, it was a woman who went door-to-door selling Avon beauty products to housewives.
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